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Bloodborne 2 is switch 2 exclusive :marseyxd:

This post is to laugh at how stupid sony is to lose its greatest last exclusive to Nintendo :marseyxd:

10 years of Phagstation fanboys begging for 2nd game or remaster but sony told no and continues offering Horizon Zero Dawn remakes and Last of US :marseyxd:

Switch 2 also supports 120 fps on 1080p

And also has yakuza 0 remake

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They were too busy funding lego horizon zero dawn for an audience of no one. Bloodborne wasn't one of the deranged American executives' pet projects so they fricked it over and now they're eating shit

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lego horizon zero dawn

I had to google this, I thought it was a joke. Oh my god what the frick were they thinking how is this real

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Sony is a cargo cult that believes their nothing-burger IPs will become the new Star Wars/Marvel if they create enough spin-offs and merchandise.

Not a single Sony franchise is actually recognizable to the general public, and the vast majority of g*mers who buy them are not "fans." Millions of people bought Horizon Zero Dawn, and they thought it was okay, and they might buy a sequel. But it's not like a "thing." Executives don't know the difference between people who bought a thing, and obsessive mega-fans, because they already got your money. The spreadsheet says you're a fan.

Sony is extremely insecure and unable to accept that they simply make disposable entertainment products that many people enjoy. Ubisoft accepts this niche. But Sony wants to be beloved.

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Not a single Sony franchise is actually recognizable to the general public

They used to be, but they decided to abandon everything that was iconic about their brand or rehabilitate their image to produce the safest, blandest slop you can imagine. The only reason I ever hear about Horizon is people pooping on it. They used to have Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, Crash Bandicoot as system sellers. Ratchet and Clank might still be around, but its lost all the edge that made it an iconic game and ironically became the kind of corporate product that the original series mocked.

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Oh my god what the frick were they thinking how is this real

soyslop sells and jeets are cheap, that's about the extent of it

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It didn't sell though.

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It was about sending a message, chud.

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Tax write-off

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And in the end, Jeets aren't cheap

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it didn't say it was correct, just wtf they were thinkin

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It's also on switch

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Herman Hulst took over Playstation just to shill his shitty game. You vill like Aloy.

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Sony moving PlayStation over to America continues to be an awful choice.

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EVERYONE LOVES ALLOY RIGHT?! AAAALALLLLLLLLLLOYYYY! FHE COCONUT-HEADED BUTCH WITH BAD SKIN? NOW YOU CAN PLAY HER IN LEGO FORMAT!

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https://media.tenor.com/u26BUQVESrEAAAAx/the-simpsons-badge.webp

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COCONUT-HEADED BUTCH WITH BAD SKIN? NOW YOU CAN PLAY HER IN LEGO FORMAT!

Unironically fixes her 2 bad traits

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lego horizon zero dawn

Unironically better than any HZD game

Where Alloy is cute

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