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Bloodborne 2 is switch 2 exclusive :marseyxd:

This post is to laugh at how stupid sony is to lose its greatest last exclusive to Nintendo :marseyxd:

10 years of Phagstation fanboys begging for 2nd game or remaster but sony told no and continues offering Horizon Zero Dawn remakes and Last of US :marseyxd:

Switch 2 also supports 120 fps on 1080p

And also has yakuza 0 remake

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Not so fricking fast, tendies

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https://www.fromsoftware.jp/ww/pressrelease_detail.html?tgt=20250402_theduskbloods_debut

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It's battle royale extraction multiplayer slop :marseyemojirofl:

Remember that Sony ALWAYS wins.

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My honest reaction:

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Did nintendo offer fromsoft insane money to make this and theyre the ones that wanted it to be an extraction game.

Or is Miyazaki neurodivergent and his new fixation is extraction games and Sony and Bamco wouldnt let him make bloodborne 2 an extractor so he ran to nintendo.

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Souls games are pvpve. Like there is blue and gold ghost that you invite for pve and then are red ghost that you invite to fight you then there is special ghost that join your game without you wanting to kill you and your friendly ghost

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The multiplayer elements in Souls games have always been secondary to the single player experience though?

Developed for the upcoming Nintendo Switch 2; 'THE DUSKBLOODS' is a PvPvE title with online multiplayer at its core, where up to 8 players vie for supremacy among themselves and against challenging foes.

It's literally Bloodborne-flavored Fortnite.

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It will sell regardless what it is tho

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Making an M rated multiplayer game a switch exlusive is possibly the worst exclusively deal a company could make. This shit is going to flop so hard

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I bet it's probably closer to a competitive chalice dungeon. 8 players does not a battle royale make.

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Holy shit why even buy a playslop 5 if not even Sony gonna make exclusives?

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They were too busy funding lego horizon zero dawn for an audience of no one. Bloodborne wasn't one of the deranged American executives' pet projects so they fricked it over and now they're eating shit

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lego horizon zero dawn

I had to google this, I thought it was a joke. Oh my god what the frick were they thinking how is this real

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Oh my god what the frick were they thinking how is this real

soyslop sells and jeets are cheap, that's about the extent of it

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It didn't sell though.

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It was about sending a message, chud.

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Tax write-off

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And in the end, Jeets aren't cheap

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it didn't say it was correct, just wtf they were thinkin

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Sony is a cargo cult that believes their nothing-burger IPs will become the new Star Wars/Marvel if they create enough spin-offs and merchandise.

Not a single Sony franchise is actually recognizable to the general public, and the vast majority of g*mers who buy them are not "fans." Millions of people bought Horizon Zero Dawn, and they thought it was okay, and they might buy a sequel. But it's not like a "thing." Executives don't know the difference between people who bought a thing, and obsessive mega-fans, because they already got your money. The spreadsheet says you're a fan.

Sony is extremely insecure and unable to accept that they simply make disposable entertainment products that many people enjoy. Ubisoft accepts this niche. But Sony wants to be beloved.

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Not a single Sony franchise is actually recognizable to the general public

They used to be, but they decided to abandon everything that was iconic about their brand or rehabilitate their image to produce the safest, blandest slop you can imagine. The only reason I ever hear about Horizon is people pooping on it. They used to have Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, Crash Bandicoot as system sellers. Ratchet and Clank might still be around, but its lost all the edge that made it an iconic game and ironically became the kind of corporate product that the original series mocked.

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It's also on switch

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Herman Hulst took over Playstation just to shill his shitty game. You vill like Aloy.

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Sony moving PlayStation over to America continues to be an awful choice.

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EVERYONE LOVES ALLOY RIGHT?! AAAALALLLLLLLLLLOYYYY! FHE COCONUT-HEADED BUTCH WITH BAD SKIN? NOW YOU CAN PLAY HER IN LEGO FORMAT!

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COCONUT-HEADED BUTCH WITH BAD SKIN? NOW YOU CAN PLAY HER IN LEGO FORMAT!

Unironically fixes her 2 bad traits

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lego horizon zero dawn

Unironically better than any HZD game

Where Alloy is cute

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Switch 2 also supports 120 fps on 1080p

the connectivity yeah

ain't no way any demanding game like this will run at that framerate

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It's looks like ps4 game with higher res. Also switch has nvidia dlls 4 from the 5000 series

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AL will fix it

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Pokemon Scarlet will still run at 10 fps

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They will murder us with MuLtI FraMe GeNeRaTiON @Sner @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE

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That's actually fricking insane I saw this live. Nintendo Switch 2 has more games at launch than the ps5. I don't even own consoles but playstation players must be SEETHING.

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PS5 is a disaster, but Xbox is so much worse that they fell off the radar and no one even makes fun of them anymore.

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Someone gets fired today from Xbox devision for failing to show Xbox games on switch 2 and

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>That's actually fricking insane I saw this live.

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SNOYCELS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES! COPE AND SNEED GAYSTATION BIPOCS! :marseyxd: :marseylaugh: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseydicklet: :marseygiggle: :marseydarkxd: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyrofl: :mjlol: :taylaugh: :xd: :marseyxdorbit: :marseylaughwith: :mysides: :trollinsane: :laugh: :marseywheeze: :marseyobamacope:

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>Switch 2 also supports 120 fps on 1080p

Man SOCs are getting so fricking good. A few years ago "gaming laptops" were basically a meme - 10 lb bricks with shit battery life and shit performance. Now my macbook is more or less on par with a mid tier gaming PC and you can run pretty much any AAA game on a $600 handheld.

Honestly if I didn't care about VR I'd just sell my desktop and game on my macbook and steam deck.

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Yeah, I was legit surprised when I lowered baldur gates resolution the fps didn't increased and game run worse so the AI makes the magic

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I'm so out of the loop

I didn't even know they announced a switch 2

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They announced it like last November, it's coming out on June 5. I am buying the launch model day one to jailbreak it and play bravely default remake

Edit: also added bloodborn 2 trailer.

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Please be worse than the Wii U

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Nah this one is going to be funny bc they did exactly what people asked for and they will still complain nintendo didn't do something else


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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Where are the brave new dildo controllers of my childhood?

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Based, Bravely remake was the 3rd party game I was most excited for, frick Silksong or Deltarune

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Also cool they putting yakuza 0 into yakuza 6 engine since that yakuza 0 engine was already hard outdated when the game released in 2015

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I actually prefer the og Yakuza 0 engine because it can run well on any potato, but them switching it to 6 to showcase the graphics more does make sense

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I don't like that every battle is a loading screen on the old engine

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Mixed feelings about this tbh. Not much combat gameplay shown. Not the usual hype story-cinematic either. Idk how I feel about a Bloodborne successor being a nintendo exclusive. I hope it ends up being good tho

He don't know how to feel about it :soycry:

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This is going :marseysal3: to cause apocalyptic :marseyimmortanjoe: amounts of seethe :marseylaptopangry: :marseyemojirofl: :roflmao: :marseyemojilaugh:


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nintendoes what soBIPOC :alienfinger:

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This town's finished

Millions must die

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MORE CHICANERY FROM THE DIRTY JAPANESE BASTARDS MUST BE A DAY ENDING IN WHY


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I'm fricking sneeding right now. Why do they put a game that needs high performance on some shitty semi handheld console? Who would even play this shit. Time to sail the high seas for this shit

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Switch 2 AI technology is above ps5 pro. That toy has Nvidea 5000 series dlls

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As long as they don't start using framegen, DLSS 4 is borderline magic for what its capable of. Its unironically more detailed than native quality now.

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I digit a bit and looks like there will be framegen, but maybe Nvidia puts more effort to optimise that thing in Nintendo console ?

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The Switch 2 is rumored to be equal to a PS4 Pro, not really a slouch anymore.

I wouldn't say From games are well optimized either, they seem content with 30FPS.

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/v/ was melting :marseytoht: down until they found :marseymimic: out it's multiplayer only, basically nightreign 2 with 8 player :marseychadthundercock: co-op. Which admittedly did suck the excitement :marseyjam: out for me

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It's cope, since all souls are structured as pvpve

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Wow more like Chudborne Poo

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Only dramachads will get this

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muh bloodborne

are you guys r-slurred?

this has nothing bloodborne lol

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It literally has assets from blood born

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WOAH BRO THAT TREE IS LITERALLY FROM BLOODBORNE :marsey#soyswitch:

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Also my Brazilian friend tell me it's just so happens that it has blood on its name and topic is dusk while topic of bloodborne was night :marseyjanny2:

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I guess the Natsoc are commies

it has ''socialism'' in it

:marseysmo#othbrain:

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Dude, you are Brazilian, where is your cunningness ?

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Meh, this isn't actually bloodborne 2. It's an 8 player PvPvE action game, however that'll work.

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All souls except sekiro are pvpve like you invite a friendly ghost pve than aggressive ghost joins you without you wanting and turn it to pvp

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I know... This is being marketed specifically as an online multiplayer action game tho, instead of an RPG with optional coop/pvp. Seems more like nightreign, but revolving around pvp instead of coop gameplay.

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Sonyggers on suicide watch

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I was excited until they mentioned it as multiplayer primarily which ok yeah the others have multiplayer but that was always secondary to the single player conceit.

It's probably gonna be like whatever the new Elden ring thing is

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If it can play modern games and will get gta 5 then sony will be forced to rush ps6 out

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Do people realize that "exclusive" means "frick you I'm not buying a console for a single game" :marseysmughips:

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You can buy standard edition of Mario cart switch 2 for 80 dollars

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>Buying a bideo game console after 2011

Ngmi :marseyl:

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It's easier to pirate it than pirate on pc.

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Don't forget Shine Post: Be Your Idol!

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I conclude that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are wired, as if they haven't evolved from animal-like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking rationally. They are like animals, completely controlled by their primal, depraved emotions and impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast-like men. They are beasts themselves. Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained, the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which men to mate with, like they do today, they would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity completely. Women are like a plague that must be quarantined.

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