my friend finds basically every girl his age who’s in decent shape attractive. this actually seems like the ideal way to be wired?

— Ava (@noampomsky) February 14, 2025

Turns out, the gender that can reproduce in 30 seconds instead of 9 months is wired to not be very picky when it comes to whom to frick.

Sudan Army troops operate modified Land Cruiser pickup fitted with 80mm S-8 rocket launchers, typically used on Soviet-made aircraft and attack helicopters pic.twitter.com/ySFHFK8C5u

— War Monitor Clips (@WarMonitorClips) February 19, 2025

@HailVictory1776

@iowa_hawkeye

as we all are aware, the prophecies clearly state that this is the last pope, ergo this sickness is a harbinger of doom

https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/321468/the-prophecymarseyfortunetellerof-st-malachy-pope-francis

!superheroes

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— Dan Hentschel (@danghentschel) February 15, 2025

I'm in my mid 40's. When I was younger I had a mentally r-slurred cousin. I would often see other r-slurred people in public too. What was up with them? Were they severely neurodivergent? Brain damage or traumatic brain injury? It wasn't Down syndrome because they have always been around too, like Corky. But I never see the classic r-slurred people anymore. They were a lot of fun.

Congratulations to the new Director of the FBI, @Kash_Patel! pic.twitter.com/JsANV0s9cP

— Dan Scavino (@Scavino47) February 20, 2025

I had a dream last night where I was eating I guess dinner with Vladimir Putin and he had three bodyguards and they were hanging out and he was speaking in English.

The real interesting part of the dream for me is that he wanted me to bite but not chew his cheese into small pieces and he's specifically wanted me to do that with his pepper jack cheese and then he would eat it.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Please help me feed my family $ANNA AsCzbtFHxokNyoJr4xzoXXPmpGdcHnH275sC7frrpump pic.twitter.com/VKbErEIejs

— Anna Khachiyan (@annakhachiyan) February 12, 2025

My cat is my Valentine this year

Why are YOU single?

The rest of the movie is butt but I still think about this scene sometimes.

"The attention market?! You mean people clicking on things? That will never go away!"

Ok so I know this sounds bonkers, but MARK MY WORDS:

• People will literally give up and stop clicking on things as much.

• The lack of supply will crash the attention market, influencers and ad firms will see stats go down

• the average person increasingly is aware of dead internet theory

• no phones youth movement is bigger than ever

• dumbphone edc people are increasingly seen as cool

• even 20 something trustafarian girls are tired of "GRWM" advertising slop disguised as content, and has begun making "um, im reducing my routine and unplugging bc all this shit is toxic fr..." type videos

• ^ (they probably won't but the meta is shifting)

• the basketball of pickleball will be invented (As grass touching behavior increases, someone will popularize a new sport played with basketballs)

• personal pages are making a comeback even faster all the sudden, after 5 years of steady rise in popularity. At this rate, there will be more personal pages than there was in 1999.

• The rage and indignation is building towards slop blasters. "We should do something about this." People who watch brainrot videos with the audio on will soon be as publicly shamed as an able bodied man draft dodging during WW2, and that is only the beginning

For all the guy nomads, how do you carry your peepee pumps? The tubes are big and fairly fragile. Any tips for keeping it secure?

is this REALLY the first time this has been posted??

I'm doing some tryptamine powder (specifically 4-HO-MET) leftover from college several years ago because I unexpectedly have tomorrow off from work and have nothing better to do !druggies

It's working, I'm seeing depth and colors that I would not normally be seeing even though it's been at least 4 years since this powder was made

Someone update the spreadsheets for me thanks

Jeffrey Epstein was a monster.

Epstein violently raped a girl the day BEFORE her 18th birthday, according to the FL grand jury transcripts.

This man was a monster, and our government refused to intervene.

We all know why. pic.twitter.com/ThBBrMwYCj

— Breanna Morello (@BreannaMorello) February 27, 2025

Elon Musk is such a loser.

Cries to Rogan over people being mean to him.

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