trans lives matter

why this isn't on spotify idk

Something you have to understand about “Norman humor” is that the audience’s opinion is disregarded. There are realms of humor that intrinsically invite ONLY “saltiness” from 99.9% of people. The point of it is to feel jovial ONESELF when in communication. If others find it funny that’s just an added bonus.

The main object of humor is arguably people acting like stupid BIPOCs. So if most of the world is that then you should expect them to react with hostility.

If you don’t have that natural expectation then your instincts are off and you should meditate.

Unless you want to “dive in” to the world of BIPOCs and not truly feel jovial yourself.

Because if you are not able to fully and openly laugh at them all you sacrifice true joviality.

It reminds me of a place a few towns over where there’s a “salt mine”, just big hills of white salt everywhere. Expect to dig yourself out of that if you want true joviality in BIPOCworld. I myself have learned to swin through the rain of salt.

“I’m a complete hypocrite in everything I do, and I still do it, YEAR AFTER YEAR.” – Exposing this about people through satire is going to invite salt. No one wants to admit they’re a permanent BIPOC.

I don’t exactly feel jovial when writing this post. When I discuss satire on an abstract level there is less the joy of cutting. I just tell you about this in a more detached manner so you can maybe learn how and why to do it yourself. Cackling and sadistic brings about the greatest joviality, from an off the reservation perspective.

Comedians who are “bound” to their audience are phonies. They merely “volley back” the crude herd emotion in a slightly refined form. I would feel miserable if I did that. Only true fun is to cut all their throats, and if someone manages to laugh from that then you found a person worthy of calling a friend.

How bout this, a new year’s resolution for you- don’t be someone who is EASILY an object of satire.

Lol imaging being born after 2003 and liking this.

Couldn't be me...

was mistakenly posted in the regular post stream

Thus always to tyrants

I'm gonna do an rDrama movie writeup soon I swear. I can't let kino die.

Haha, get it? It's from that thing!

There should be an organization that has the sole purpose of making dangerous animals human friendly.

There should be another organization that has the sole purpose of exterminating animals dangerous to humans.

These two organizations should compete with the animal protection organizations for funding.

Here is the kill list:

1. Polar bears

2. Elephants

3. Tigers

4. Lions

5. King Cobra

6. Pythons

7. Crocodiles

8. Alligators

9. Kangaroos

10. Brown bears

11. Chimps

12. Mosquitos

Here is the to domesticate list:

1. Raccoons

2. Cats

3. Preying mantis

4. Silverback gorillas

5. Owls

6. Hawks

7. Pandas

8. Black bears

9. Armadillos

10. Flying squirrel

If humans have the responsibility of protecting certain species then they also have the responsibility of ensuring the extermination of unwanted species.

Here's a highly dramatic solution, we Leafs pass a law declaring Chairman Mao's birthday a national holiday, especially the part where he killed landlords.

Ban all immigrants from India/China/Southeast Asia/Saudi Arabia/Israel, only let in Russians and Greek's, cap it to 26,000 for the next 5 years, rinse and repeat for the next electoral cycles.

Find ways to strip citizenship from certain Indians, wealthy chinese/SE Asians, Saudi's and Israelites.

Weaponize the NotWithStanding Clause against the Supreme Court, royally abuse the power to remove Justices that oppose my anti immigration policies.

Then pass another law, but also making Stalin's birthday a national holiday. Scare the East Asian immigrants into fleeing along with the Ukrainians, while gouging Burgers for any natural resources they buy from us at ameriKKKan style drug pricing (gouge the heck out of them), and any electricity Quebec sells to the Northern states. Allow Chinese and Russian nukes into Canada, on condition it's announced and run Soviet style, along with "Bringing Enlightened Communism to those greedy, barbaric, uncivilized ameriKKKans".

Edit: If the Indians cause problems, deport them to Mongolia (real land back moment there).

@Joe_Manchin look how this user mogs you. It’s kinda ironic you disliking same people jfl.

People like you make me feel someone still cares about me and have a feelings for me.

Thank you

I have no reason to post this song other than the fact it played on the radio every hour when I was in Jamaica, and it's annoyingly catchy, so I used it as my profile bio. 👍

I also want the DC for the ones I made, Carp still hasn't paid me yet.

Rescheduled my flight to friday

Hmu if ya wanna hit Streets sometime