A Reddit post of a 23 tweet long Xitter thread about how President Elon Muskrat (PBUH) is stealing elections all over the world (don't worry, I didn't read it either) has turned people who believe reality has a liberal bias into tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorists Seriously, though, this subreddit has been getting more and more unhinged with each passing day. Even a few weeks ago, a post like this would have mostly been laughed off. Here are some of the funnier schizoposts in the thread:

I signed off of X when Canadian annexation was the big topic and people were outright calling for our conquest and to have our rights stripped away.

I feel like it's time for us and the EU to ban that shitass website. It's bullshit that the Trump Administration is threatening us with pulling out of NATO if we make the decision that his cronies propaganda site needs to go.

How dare America demand its allies support American interests like free speech! Things were much better when America enforced values like censorship and homosexuality in Botswana!

This freedom of speech thing is a very manufactured issue. I'm not too concerned about it because we Europeans legitimately don't want the type of 'free speech' you have in the US. There are reasons (genocide and war crimes) why we have restriction on some types of speech. I don't think that Musk and Trump understand the average European who is generationally affected by wars, unlike the US. There are collective memories that we have that Americans just don't have

Europeans have collective memories just like in my heckin Avatar movie!! Americans just don't get it!

Also, freedom of speech is a manufactured issue The European mind simply cannot comprehend anything other than censorship.

This is, in part, why I quit twitter

I genuinely have no idea how you can fight a mfr that owns the platform you're fighting on, besides burning it to the ground and making it irrelevant

Have these people ever tried simply being more interesting and influential? Maybe if they keep complaining on Reddit they will change hearts and minds!

Bros I think I'm tapping out, every single day my country self harms to the cheers and praise of cultist freaks. I just can't handle it anymore, I'm going to go touch grass and live in ignorance.

Another one bites the dust! Would be a good decision if he wasn't going to log off for a few hours then immediately come back.

I want to tune out but Im terminally addicted to my phone and the news, I need to go cold turkey

There will be massive election interference on Twitter as the German elections on Sunday approach.

There is absolutely 0 reason why the current ruling party would be ousted other than election interference… absolutely none…

can we get some eu social media replacements for once

Europe is a creatively dead and stagnant continent. This will never happen.

Librals are so fricking bad at social media and conspiracies. 23 screenshots and each has 1 paragraph.

Epic redditor moment when reality is too complicated to fit into a snappy meme with some wojaks for those with severe attention deficit.

Rdramabros… I don't like the way he just called me out like that…

Stay tuned for more because these people are only going to get more delusional by the day.

!chuds !nooticers !eurochads

I'm 16 but I feel like I grew up to fast. I still feel like Im 8-9, my age dysphoria is bad I hate birthdays, I hate telling people my age, and I hate being around people my age or older because I feel little and even ppl who are 13 feel older than me :(. and I try my best to dress like an 8-9 year old even though I'm tall and don't look like a little kid :(, why don't people take me seriously when I say I'm trans age? I just want to be respectful and validated and taken seriously. I'm not a creep, I just have age dysphoria and I still feel like I'm mentally 8-9

Stay woke

Boop

Checking out some fragrances today. Unlike most of you apes, I don't rely on my "natural musk" or "urinating everywhere" when out in the wild to attract mates. On one page, I found a couple o comments that might go against the mindset that only homosexuals wear perfume.

Advance&Conquer; 02/08/25 14:01  

boffin1979 you nailed it!

(scrolls down to see comment because I'm a retard and don't understand CTRL + F.)

boffin1979   01/31/25 23:04

Exactly the same as Tobacco Blaze, but with a more vegetal leaning evoking more of a masculine bias. Very nice. If you like "different" this one is for you. Not recommended for gays and nancyboys.

So, ladies, do you want to smell like a or are you a ?

Have you heard of Cleo?

Cleo was an account on Math Stack Exchange that was infamous for dropping the answer to the most difficult integrals with no explanation...

often mere minutes after the question was asked!!

For years, no one knew who Cleo was, UNTIL NOW! pic.twitter.com/wbvYMSVnHG

— Tanishq Mathew Abraham, Ph.D. (@iScienceLuvr) February 17, 2025

835k for a two bedroom. Marvel at your tax dollars at work.

Eat the rich!

From Twitter instead

I’m feeling spunky. Let’s see who’s selling houses in DC.

1- Voter Participation Center, Deputy Director of Mail Programs and World Bank consultant pic.twitter.com/aGPvGZBX5N

— 𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐧 ~🎙️🇺🇸 (@RogueLou18) February 15, 2025

conservatards

Canada First buses on their way to Ottawa! 🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/lfDycN5R5m

— Conservative Party (@CPC_HQ) February 15, 2025

libtards

A sign in the crowd last night said, “It’s time to build.”

I couldn’t agree more. pic.twitter.com/THDtt3BjO1

— Mark Carney (@MarkJCarney) February 13, 2025

I don't really have any gay friends. One guy I follow on the gram and I just found out cuz of valanetiMes day.

They seem very performative to me. Which is not a very male trait imo. Are they just making themsleves men for the female gaze? Like speaking English with a foreign accent vs being a native speaker. A lot of women seem to like them.

I was loose friends with a few lesbians in high school but I thought I had nothing in common with them. I'm just curious, what do people see in them? How like men are they? Do you think they truly like what they're interested in?

Don't mean to ruffle feathers! 🪶

だしって…なんかホッとしないですか？
CV：市ノ瀬加那 @ichinose_1220#ひとりのよると赤緑 pic.twitter.com/G8IZ3I2dtM

— 【公式】東洋水産株式会社（マルちゃん） (@toyosuisan_jp) February 6, 2025

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

Several notable meetings between China and Ukraine and statements made during interviews indicate that Beijing is actively interested in the peace process and is open to cooperation with Kyiv. China is also positioning itself for post-war reconstruction efforts and potential…

— Tatarigami_UA (@Tatarigami_UA) February 17, 2025

He must really think his supporters for r-slurs.

Either he doesn't understand COBOL and the fact that 1875 is the default year, when the International Bureau of Weights and Measures was established. If there's an unknown or missing value, it starts from there, 150 years.

I just sent the following email to MSNBC:

Last night, Rachel Maddow lied brazenly about the history of the gay rights movement, specifically regarding the Stonewall Riots. In her report, she stated the following:

"Hundreds of people showed up to protest the Trump administration… https://t.co/VVrByuIGOD

— Joseph Jones (@JoeGayHistorian) February 15, 2025

Thinking about the time my gf casually mentioned that it defeats the purpose of wearing diamonds for them to be conflict-free, because then they don’t contain souls https://t.co/8FV6nALfrB

— Voyage of the Meme (@fleshsimulator) February 15, 2025

!Meowr !alligatorfrickhouse !babykillers