This guy is as sharp as a tack. He's very sharp.

"I'm reaching out" - no, you are contacting me by email

Not a big deal imo

"it broke me" - no, it made you a bit sad

Pretty common phrase really.

"Picky bits tea" - just no

Yeah okay that one's a bit annoying, as babyfied language usually is

'Sweet treats' is being used far too much.

???

Can we add 'pop' please? "I'll just pop this here." "Just pop on a jacket". Boke.

wut, 'pop' in that context has been around forever

'Need gone'

it makes me so unreasonably angry

????

I was today year old when I found out the earth is round or similar obvious fact.

Legitimate annoying babyfied language

Holibobs and Crimbo. The perpetrators should have 75 years hard labour.

Yeah okay 'holibobs' is awful

Picky bits

chrimbo

hollibobs

YOLO

'hack' it's not a hack, its a tip.

wtf is with 'picky bits' anyway that everyone hates, I've never heard that irl

hubby, hubs, hubster, hun, hunny, wifey

Kind of ironic on a website with so many abbreviations for relationships

Singular use of nouns usually found in the plural (I'm looking at you, fashion wankers). A wide-legged trouser, a brogue, a red lip.

That one's pretty funny actually and makes me wonder what the psychology is behind why people think that makes a pair of trousers seem so much more sophisticated.

People who use literally inappropriately. 'I'm literally dying today'. No, no you're not.

Disagree, misusing 'literally' is a fun way to troll

Let's not boil the ocean

this is a favourite at work and it boils my piss everytime 🤣

idk office lingo is kind of cheating since it's annoying by default

Most of the above.

But even worse is "baby daddy". Makes me want to gnaw off my own arms.

Based Americaphobe

Family photos with "my world" written underneath!

Lie, foids universally love cringe signs all over the house

Incorrect usage of "loose" - as in "I want to loose some weight".

It's lose.

Drives me mad. Like would of, could of, should of.

Hard labour for such offenders in your dictatorship, please.

Nothing like some classic grammar naziing every now and then.

And anyway they go on about this stuff for 40 more pages

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

This is the first one I've taken a shot at since they're harder to identify than the adults

!rottingcorpses enjoy!

I AM NOW OFFICIALLY HOMELESS!!! :D

things are bleak but im getting set up with a shelter and I'm gonna go job searching with my case manager on monday. I'm also gonna be setting up payment methods for both donos and art comms

remember to dm me on discord if u have any questions pic.twitter.com/dGl8rrUIYv

— fallenchungus (@fallenchungus) June 29, 2024

For context, he's the artist who created these popular comics that became memes:

He became very popular in the weird comics + broader twitter art community, getting lots of fans and positive reception along with, of course, plenty of haters as well. Last month, he threatened to commit suicide following some incomprehensible zoomer drama. I legitimately can't tell what happened other than that certain cliques were talking shit about him. Probably a lot of things were confined to groomercord (thank god). Also, at some point he drew the 'sharty's attention. Drama post about the suicide tweets here. Those tweets are now deleted, but I found a reupload of the embedded audio message on the 'farms here.

While he was 'dead' - in fact committed to a mental hospital - the sharty found his dox and started spreading it; not posting it, but he had at some point accidentally created a paypal profile for donations that listed his full name. He came back a few days later only to announce that he was leaving twitter for good. He quickly followed up and clarified that there was a non-zero chance he'd return, but only when he had the emotional maturity to handle the toxicity and drama from being internet famous. He only recently celebrated his 18th birthday, so this was probably a good call.

Unfortunately though, it's hard to give up that much fame and attention and he couldn't help but keep oversharing. He later revealed that since returning from the psych ward his parents have been heavily controlling his internet access and the arguments were putting on the verge of becoming a person experiencing houselessness. But I'm sure even though he's a mentally unstable self-described neurodivergent with severe depression and a history of suicide attempts that things will end up fine.

Guess what happened next

He's broke af too. When pressed for details, he explains that the arguments reached the breaking point and he got left at the side of the road like Lassie.

I'm sure that given the details we're privy to - that his parents were restricting his internet access to help improve his mental health and ostensibly have his best interests at heart - that there's no more information that we need to conclude why they kicked him out.

So there's your 'rama. It's impressive that this zoomer managed to speed run the mentally ill lefty artist character arc of burning everything down and ending up destitute (he first got popular last November), but maybe I'm just getting old.

Soon.

!britbongs football is en route to its motherland

!leafs the halifax nazis are getting emboldened by all the hyperborea memes

Emma MacLean was walking with her girlfriend Tori in Halifax, Canada when a group of about ten 'middle eastern men, believed to be from Syria' came towards them.

As the women passed, one of the men allegedly made a rude comment about Emma, prompting her girlfriend tori to stand up for her.

Emma said: "I see Tori being pushed on the stairs right in front of the BMO Centre, and they are cement stairs, and she's on her back - that's when all the men started punching and kicking

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Lord Miles claims he's going to take on the Indian Navy and try to colonize the island

North Sentinel Island

The island is a protected area of India. It is home to the Sentinelese, an indigenous tribe in voluntary isolation who have defended, often by force, their protected isolation from the outside world.

The island is a protected area of India. It is home to the Sentinelese, an indigenous tribe in voluntary isolation who have defended, often by force, their protected isolation from the outside world.

Missionary

John Allen Chau (December 18, 1991 – November 17, 2018) was an American evangelical Christian missionary who was killed by the Sentinelese, a tribe in voluntary isolation, after illegally traveling to North Sentinel Island in an attempt to introduce the tribe to Christianity.[3][4]

Other attempts to communicate such as echoing the tribesmen's words ended with them bursting into laughter, making Chau theorize that they were cursing at him.[26] Chau stated they communicated with "lots of high-pitched sounds" and gestures.[27] Eventually, according to Chau's last letter, when he tried to hand over fish and gifts, a boy shot a metal-headed arrow that pierced the Bible he was holding in front of his chest, after which he retreated again.

On his final visit, on November 17, Chau instructed the fishermen to abandon him.[28] The fishermen later saw the islanders dragging Chau's body, and the next day they saw his body being buried on the shore.[20]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau

Youtube Drama discusses

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1drdrel/lord_miles_releases_video_detailing_his_plans_to/

To be fair this is pretty much a litmus test for Trump supporters now. https://t.co/9gLc7BgtSU

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) July 2, 2024

I just saw one of these on my daily 7/11 cola run. I have opened a 320ml can and am here to that it is . If any of you had tried the old lemon variety when it was available, it's very similar to that but with a bit of an artificial sugar aftertaste reminiscent of cotton candy. It does not taste like the seminal fluids of a kpop but it could also be worse, I guess.

again.

!goyslopenjoyers !asians