New Blueanon conspiracy theory just dropped.

They now think DOGE software engineers stole the election. pic.twitter.com/ootqTwtq1P

— Libs of Bluesky (@Libsofbluesky) February 9, 2025

i had some friends on the right messaging me shit like this in 2020, it wasnt as doom and gloom as what i am seeing coming from the left this time...

Celina 52 Diner is a fake business/troll page that posts all sorts of AI-generated images with the hope of baiting normies. They are very good at it and sometimes catch a whopper in the form of a as they have done with Michael.

How it started:

The aftermath:

Comments from the original post with the raw chicken:

1. "I'm deleting negative comments, this is getting rediculous"

2. People in on the fun

Comments from the Michael Hayes post:

1. "someone sent us his workplace, we contacted them"

Somehow still catching

2. "your chicken is clearly RAW!"

lol

I'm a certified Anna simp so this isn't a snark post.

How did Anna end up going from being a dirtbag leftist to this weird Steve Sailer worshipper who longposts on twitter all day?

Was it Bernie losing in 2020? Was it Covid? Was it the George Floyd Riots? And no I don't believe the muh thielbux accusations that's a big cope.

My theory is that March-June 2020 shifted a ton of disgruntled leftists and liberals to the right, which in itself may have caused a lethal blow to the Democrats (example: liberal turned rightoid twitter addict James Lindsay)

Democracy in America is being destroyed by judicial coup.

An activist judge is not a real judge. https://t.co/zRb398NyA0

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 11, 2025

Nowhere in our Constitution is a single federal judge given absolute power over the President or the people of the United States.

— Rep. Darrell Issa (@repdarrellissa) February 11, 2025

!moidmoment

hikaru nakamura, ego personified, cried yesterday about how he's getting old n shit because he repeatedly choked under pressure

https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1imfnqr/hikarus_post_match_interview_honestly_its_sad_to/

he failed again today lmao. btw his op, the world champ gukesh is yet to win a match HAH

the hyped semifinal match, caruana v sindarov ended in a draw. wunderkind sindy came close to take another W shit but settled for a draw. the documentary stocks are all time high

https://www.chess.com/events/2025-freestyle-chess-grand-slam-weissenhaus-ko/02-01/Caruana_Fabiano-Sindarov_Javokhir

the local nazi, vicent, continues to take dump in people's breakfast and defeated magnus carlsen in SF2, with the later left shaken & traumatized. still no one is taking vincent seriously as the favourite and magnus will play with white tomorrow so it maybe true. vincent may win the tournament in flesh but still people will call him "that guy"

https://www.chess.com/events/2025-freestyle-chess-grand-slam-weissenhaus-ko/02-01/Keymer_Vincent-Carlsen_Magnus

rest of the minor matches can go frick themselves

Whenvever I log on the chat seems to be filled with indoctrinated teen Americans/bots regurgitating far-right propaganda from social media; why is this not moderated?

A lot of what is said would be classed as incitement to racial hatred which is a criminal act so I find it strange this is allowed on a public chat. This isn't Twitter and I find it a bit disgusting the developers don't prevent their game being used as an indoctrination tool for the far-right.

Mechabellum is a moderately entertaining auto battler created by a small Chinese developer. There is a "global chat" that anyone can talk in and it's a completely unmoderated free for all, so as you'd expect it's basically an Xbox Live lobby from 2006. Almost everyone just ignores it. This causes occasionally sneed on the subreddit.

🇬🇧 British farmers protested today!

In addition to tractors, military equipment appeared on the streets of London. Tanks and infantry fighting vehicles.

It is unclear where the farmers got them from.

1/ pic.twitter.com/gvdLo4DEvM

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) February 10, 2025

Those can be bought by any individual

— Gutsa (@gutsa_ma) February 10, 2025

Can't buy pointed knives but you can legally buy a tank from Temu, what a country

They're still Redditors lol

Also I'm not sure if anyone posted this on here, but Kanye paid millions for a Super Bowl ad in the LA market where he was shilling his clothing brand, and the only item they sell is the swastika shirt.

https://yeezy.com/

@Kongvann i found some chud nonsense

!chuds !nonchuds

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He hates Philly. I hope the Eagles win by a landslide. (7681)

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Travis Kelce dyes his beard, proudly stolen from @autodrama.

The unnecessary wearing of combat utilities has got to stop. They look sloppy, are sloppy, and dressing down like this, in this context, in this location, when the SECDEF is visiting, is simply disrespectful.

As others have said, when your junior personnel like those in the… https://t.co/W8ogmBEUbt

— cdrsalamander (@cdrsalamander) February 11, 2025

!veterans your take?

Mine is be comfy. When I'm able to get away with it I wear coveralls to work. The gulf is hot 8 months a year and I'm sweating, let me be comfy.

Pete Hegseth kicked off his day in Germany training with the elite Green Berets of 1/10 SFG, one of the U.S. Army’s most formidable Special Forces units.

Never seen a US Secrtary of defense do this before . pic.twitter.com/I6OMMSU7tx

— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) February 11, 2025

They should be more fat and black like SECDEF Austin and go out of commission for a week without telling anyone because they can't take care of their body.

!saiyans

I can't believe I'm just now finding out that the ASCII code for the letter "X" is 88. Before I would've thought it was a coincidence but now....

— Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) 2025-02-04T19:57:08.732Z

Concerning.

I'd offer commentary but I'm waiting for a doctors appointment lmao

I wanna be the semi r-slurred midwit bf to an intellectual queen

There's a bunch of rdrama references so if your the first call it out I'll give you gold (while supplies last)

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Ukrainian woman in the USA is being deported back to Ukraine pic.twitter.com/XK54NPGBeA

— LogKa (@LogKa11) February 10, 2025

She probably took part in pro Palestinian protests and been in U.S. before the conflict started.