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Ngl, ima gonna miss the way Kamala was hitting me up daily for cash like im her Sugar Daddy,... it def didnt feel parasocial.
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crackhead catfish

not sure why i agreed to meet at her house probably because her chats were very thirsty (of course that's the reason) she was very fit in the photos with absolutely massive hands like those of a mason i figured why not

the whole thing was fishy i felt like i was going to get stabbed and it didn't help when she pulled out a machete within five minutes of me being in the house (which was beautiful besides it being decorated like a sleazy gas station head shop)

it was downhill from there and i'd rather just seal all the sad details away in the vault i excused myself shortly after she pulled out an absolutely giant bag of ketamine and started saying we should do mushrooms

not proud to say i considered it her photos from a year ago were very cute

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Welcome, gentlemen Mr. McFoid is speaking now
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Bard spotting on Bluesky 21 February 2025 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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FΠΎund hΓ­m Γ­n thΠ΅ wΓ­ΔΌd

					
					
					
	

				
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Srdines and r/catholic posters are both heretics and must be burnt for heresy.

					
					
					
	

				
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Full accelerationism to self destruct the USA!

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseyflamewar:

https://media.tenor.com/w6_BKjMpeoIAAAAx/all-is.webp

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In which redditors praise "Don't Look Up" without a shred of irony or self awareness

					
					
					
	

				
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Cumtown.org screenshots are now appearing on my IG feed :marseyspit: :!marseymarfan:
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How Radical Centrism Died

Back in the good old days in the 20th century, both corporations AND unions bought politicians to do their bidding. Also unions were based, corrupt, violent, and fought for their members.

Then the Feds only went after the politicians bought by unions, but not the politicians bought by corporations. So now, all the politicians are only bought by corporations, and all corporations are gay and lame without exception.

That's why we're now headed back to another Gilded Age where only corporate leaders and the rich have power and now everything is gay and lame and sucks on every end of the political spectrum.

True Radical Centrism requires corruption from based uneducated blue collar labor to counteract the gay and lame corporations.

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Guardian does a review of an extremely important product and the results will surprise you.
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New Pickmeisha :marseyheart: Caroline Winkler is dunking on the low class scrotes of r/menslivingspaces :chadthanksqueencapy:
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Kanye :marseygraduation: Recorded His Super :marseykangtheconqueror: Bowl Ad On Nitrous :marseyxd: :marseyyeezus:
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Reported by:
  • X : bam
  • Lappland : Disgusting. I love sucking peepee
  • totalretardwar : They can't be perfect, they don't even have a bussy.
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White women are perfect

Yes, we all like to make jokes about white women. It's all fun and games and theres an element of truth to it. But the truth is white women are the most beautiful creatures on the planet.

Today this truth became evident as I walked from my office to the train station and found myself behind two women on the platform, an Asian on the left and a white Woman on the right, perhaps the biblical symbolism was divine intervention.

Their appearances were quite different. The Asian woman was your typical westernized ABG type. Not quite skinny but not quite overweight either. Tight lululemon pants and some kind of athletic top that emphasized a "sexy" body, built by dedicated work at a gymnasium.

The white woman was quite the opposite. She had a rather mannish face, and for a few moments I thought it might have been a transgender until I got a better look at her face. She was tall with a rather fridgelike build, her baggy loose clothes certainly didn't do her any favors. Her legs werent toned at all and one had some kind of large sore or bruise on it.

The Asian woman was attractive and the White woman was not attractive. That was the objective truth, that was the reasonable conclusion to draw based on the information presented to my brain by my eyes. That was the answer is both an individual and a society.

NO! In a sudden realization I realized that was not true! Looking at them both I wanted the white woman, not the Asian! She was more alluring, more endearing, the one I wanted to bring flowers to, the one I wanted to make laugh, the one I wanted to wake up in bed next to. That was the truth! It was like fog clearing and suddenly the view being perfectly clear. Like looking at a nonsensical math problem and then suddenly figuring out the answer! My thoughts were clean and pure, no longer held back by whatever strange muck was clouding my judgement.

The white woman excited me like no other woman could. There was nothing more to weigh in my mind, no need to compare their bodies or their clothes, no need for a second glance. I wanted the white woman, that was the truth.

I hope one day you can have the same experience I had. God bless white women

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Srdines cope and seethe over people finding common ground

					
					

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Surprisingly literally nobody, orang man is giving money to tesla. World shocked.

The Trump administration is expected to purchase $400 million worth of armored Tesla vehicles, according to a new State Department document detailing procurement for fiscal year 2025. :soysnooseethe:

Tesla Chief Executive Elon Musk is a top White House official :marseysmug2: who has been leading the Department of Government Efficiency :marseydoge: , a unit focused on shrinking the federal workforce and ferreting out corruption ( :marseydarkxd: ) .

The document does not specify what Tesla vehicles will be purchased by U.S. officials (Interjection: No matter how much you hate journaloids, it isn't enough.) , but Musk's Cybertruck, with its militaristic design and stainless steel exterior, could be an option. :marseysoypoint:

After reports circulated Wednesday night of the State Department's intent to purchase Tesla vehicles, the document was edited, at 9:12 p.m., and now says the federal contract is for $400 million worth of "armored electric vehicles," :marseysmugretard: but the word "Tesla" was removed. :marseytroublemaker:

Responding to a segment by MSNBC's Rachel Maddow about the $400 million contract, Musk wrote on X on Wednesday night: "Hey @Maddow, why the lie?" :marseyelonmusk:

The State Department and Musk did not return requests for comment.

Musk, who spent more than a quarter-billion dollars to help elect Trump :marseyraging: , has used an X account devoted to DOGE to highlight what he views as excessive or unnecessary federal contracts. :marseyrage: (HailVictory be seething) :marseysmug2:

As Musk's deputies have gained access to nearly two dozen federal agencies, ethics experts have raised concern about the billionaire running into conflicts of interest, since Musk runs six companies, some of which are under investigation by government authorities. Musk's companies, including Tesla and SpaceX :marseycruisemissile: , also have multibillion-dollar contracts with the federal government :marseycapitalistmanlet: .

Most of the federal money Musk has received has gone to SpaceX, the rocket company, for projects including work for NASA to launch Musk's Starship with astronauts to the moon. :marseyastronautblack:

A new Cybertruck starts at around $82,000, and about 38,000 were sold last year, according to Cox Automotive. Since the vehicle's launch in 2019, the truck has faced complaints about rust, finger pinches and defective accelerator pedals. :marseynoooticer:

The State Department document also shows that some Tesla competitors are set to receive lucrative, yet considerably smaller, contracts for armored vehicles, including from BMW, which is expected to supply about $40 million worth of SUVs to the federal government. :marseydarkxd:

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Redditors don't like taxing the rich

					
					

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Got that wraith :marseyastronaut2:

The saddest part of the expedition...

:marseyits#over:

!nms

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japanese dudes rock

honestly it's kinda mindblowing hearing stories about japanese teenagers like, ages 12~14 just. quitting school, leaving home, and just traveling the country following their favourite bands, being supported by their online friends and other people in the community, and just spending their time faking their age hanging out at bars and adult clubs that they aren't supposed to be at. cause it's like. from an american perspective the immediate reaction is "holy shit how are these kids not in serious peril" but then it's like. "how are they so lucky and so safe that they get to just do this without their lives getting ended in some way. how are they so lucky that doing this has actually improved their physical and mental health cause they're no longer stuck at home or stuck at school, and can instead find the places where they belong at and just thrive in those spaces". like kids literally stop being suicidal because they get to live their lives the way they want to

it's just mindblowing cause this kinda shit would straight up never work in the usa. and like, japan is by no means a country where crimes against minors are uncommon, and yet that kind of lifestyle is still possible for them, and it's just like, man.

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