Been touching grass more since summer started: hiking a ton, grilling, biking, sailing etc. been leaving work early and I've barely been posting here.

What have you all been up to now that it's been too nice to stay inside and what are you planning to get up to outside this summer?

Also give me suggestions for a summer css profile theme

Photo I took today to make this thread more interesting

[awesome news] i got raided yuh 9:31

• We're jinxlistening to the new Effie single (readers beware she's a young kpop female)

• we're finishing 3 hours of pounding away at the keyboard like a neighbor in heat for the stream. 20 neighbors came into his stream from a raid from another EU stream, but nobody talked

• Jinxthinker knows he has changed lives with his stream 1:15

• we look at AI streamer girls and the end of the stream (a few screenshots of the map). He got 10% Admin efficiency before 1610 with Prussia or some shit

• He has a lot of b-word countries and plans to frick up more countries.

• He felt too shy to really talk to chat and shit after he got raided 4:20. He's going to learn to be more phil-like

• In the meantime he needs to watch TV and do laundry. The stuff that makes your clothes soft is currently problematic.

• He had a bastard dinner: Burritos, spicy as frick. He likes his chili hot and HOT. 5:10

• Jinxthinker wonders out loud if he had a wank. He went to use the bathroom and kinda had a piss accident in his trousers. 6:00

• His clothes have been in the washing machine for a few days without drying them

• Jinxmother is coming to clean on Sunday but it's only Wednesday but it's all fricked up in there. He's out of Monsters and has resorted to drinking yellow water so he also needs to go to the store; also needed: pizzas, hot dogs

• After the chili is gone we're down to only bread and bullshit food 7:30

• Minutes after wondering if he masturbated today, he remembers that he did masturbate because he had semen all over his arm 7:50

• He is undecided about whether he will stream tomorrow. He aggressively rolls his R's for about 10 seconds while saying Steel Rising 8:15

• He will conquer the world in EU 4

!jinxthinkers do you ever get too busy changing lives to do your laundry or get groceries?

Am I really that out of the loop? Everyone's talking about this as if it's already been proven long in the past and society has come to accept it as truth. Well can you include me in the group chat the next time something like this happens? I don't even know where the heck to begin. I know the Rh factor was discovered in Rhesus monkeys. Or somehow Rhesus monkeys were involved. Maybe they're the ones who discovered it. Goddammit now I've already opened up so many more questions before I've gotten any answers.

So does this mean that if someone is the Antichrist and you inject Rhesus monkey blood into them and they turn Rh+ they stop being the Antichrist? Because that would be really useful.

AboveTopSecret is great. If you feel like you want a conspiracy theory you go there and they give you 5 different ones.

“Racism…I think your son’s tumor was caused by racism.” pic.twitter.com/FQn79NFzaH

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) June 19, 2024

Or is he healing from circumcision? Where is the site's best poster, it's not the same without him.

The responses in this thread are heartbreaking, some men are ev!l💔
How do people sleep after inflicting pains on others?🤦🏼‍♀️👇🏽 pic.twitter.com/v5Zv4JLMY4

— Veektorhia (@Vboss_13) June 19, 2024

Ok so the thread is from 2021 but showed up cause the person above retweeted it. Here is the original:

Anyway here are a few selections:

@FBIshill

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1diy7kf/redditor_shares_story_about_dasha/

!redscarepod

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cold spoon (3849)

... Which end? (1153)

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Cucumber, hair brush, plastic banana, fat end of screw driver, I will try anything once 😂 (1252)

Carrots? You can even boil them to get that lifelike softness....... (453)

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A thermometer to see how hot my vagina is. (16426)

Ok what did it say? (125)

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My father was an OB/GYN and he had seen a LOT of crazy things, but the one story that comes to mind follows as such:He was a resident at the time (about 30 years ago) and a woman from a mental health facility was brought into the ER complaining of abdominal pain and experiencing what looked like contractions. He was called down to the ER as it seemed like she was going into labor at first glance.He starts doing the pelvic exam and he sees the baby's head crowning and that they need to deliver immediately in the ER.He instructs the woman to push hard and she pushes and the head pops out. Right into his hands. With no body attached. A nurse screamed and fainted and his chief resident (who was observing) just let out a "oh what the frick now."Apparently the woman was severely disturbed mentally. She wanted to be pregnant so badly that she had pushed a life sized doll head (think like those 4' barbie dolls for little girls) up and wanted to pretend it was her baby when she was delivered.... (201)

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Man, what a character Peepee Bird was. The guy was absolutely ruthless, a true human monster. (9)

You might just be trolling, but that Peepee Turd was just horrible! Hail Nimrod that he is dead now! (9)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

That just reminded me! Never put it inside me, but I used the rumble pack on my N64 controller as a "vibrator". Epona was running into a lot of walls that summer! (4916)

I'm a guy but the gamecube controller. I could get one handle in my butt and the other lodged between my balls and at the bass of my peepee. Then stand in fire with infinite health cheats in Turok Evolution (TM) (3)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/DerpsyDaisy

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