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BREAKING NEWS -- REPORT: JOE BIDEN WILL DROP OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE -- BREAKING NEWS
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) January 4, 2008
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That's right folks, tonight, for the first time this election cycle, Former President and Current Felon DONALD J TRUMP will face off in a battle of wits against Current President and Dementia Patient JOESPH BIDEN. There will be GAFFS . There will be LAUGHS . There will be ZINGERS . There will be DINGERS . And, Lord Willing, by the end of the debate we'll all know who we're voting for.
I will try my ABSOLUTE HARDEST to get a STREAM rolling, but I might be late. !jannies, if I am not able to, could one of you start it?
It starts tonight at 9:00PM Eastern Time. Eurocucks are, as always, NOT INVITED.
be there......... OR DIE!!!
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Trust them !chuds
Games journ*lists often beat difficult games, but face criticism and abuse for their reviews.\
The myth that games journ*lists hate video games is false; they are passionate about the medium.\
To find trustworthy game critics, look for those with similar tastes and opinions to yourself.
I get it, games journ*lists are terrible at video games. Remember that one guy playing Cuphead? Let's ignore the fact that games journ*lists regularly beat entire games in a far shorter timespan than regular people who don't have deadlines to meet. Turn a blind eye to the fact that they don't have a single guide to help them beat a difficult boss or access an area with some abstruse entry method like drinking poison that kills you at any other time. Forget about the fact they beat them before the patches arrive to make the game easier.
They also hate video games, and chose to cover this beat because they want to destroy the entire industry. It doesn't matter that wages are low across the sector and crunch is rife, especially when reviewing hundred-hour games with bafflingly tight turnarounds. We hate video games, and can't wait to tear them down.
The myth that games journ*lists not only suck at video games, but also actively hate the medium, is one that I've never understood. However, the issue with game reviews is much easier to parse.
Gaming in 2024 is team-based. You're Team Xbox or Team PlayStation. Team Fortnite or Team CoD. Team Stellar Blade or Team Censorship. Team Developer or Team Journ*list. That's how many g*mers see it, at least.
There's a major problem with games marketing that fuels this feudal misery. Hype trailers for games years away from release whip fans into a fervour, and the excitement heightens to a level where any criticism of the game is seen as a personal sleight. Calling Stellar Blade's protagonist Eve boring meant that you're a part of the pro-censorship wokerati who can't stand a beautiful woman leading a game.
There's another issue here, to do with reading comprehension and media literacy, but I won't go into that today.
Team Elden Ring got mad last week, when a couple of reviews said that it was too difficult. Accusations flew across the Twittersphere, the critics behind said reviews were told in no uncertain terms to 'git gud', and suffered far worse abuse, as misogynistic as it was vitriolic. Cuphead has been brought up, again.
Fast forward a week, and players are levelling the very same accusations at the FromSoftware DLC. Countless mods have added easy modes to the game -- one called Journ*list Mode, despite the fact journos beat the game without needing it. Players feel bosses are unfair, they believe the systems are too abstruse, and yet they refuse to engage with some of the game's core mechanics due to believing they're a cheat's way out. I wonder if any of them have apologised to the reviewers who pointed out these very issues?
It's not just an Elden Ring problem. When Kallie Plagge reviewed Cyberpunk 2077 for GameSpot, she was hounded by thousands of players for pointing out the game's negatives. She didn't like the edgy aesthetics that played no meaningful part in the gameplay, so she was labelled a prude. She pointed out offensive depictions of minorities, so she was called an SJW. She called out the technical issues obvious even on PC, so she suffered a barrage of hatred.
Plagge was at the receiving end of a whirlwind of abuse from g*mers excited for CD Projekt Red's new title, eight years in the making. Their excitement, as well as the marketing campaign, blinded them from seeing fair criticism as exactly that -- fair. I don't know her, but I imagine Plagge was excited to play the game, too. Games journ*lists and critics like games! And yet, her 7/10 review sparked days of collective outrage.
However, when the game released, fans saw the truth for themselves. Just days after Plagge's review was published, a post appeared on the Cyberpunk subreddit titled, "Everyone talked shit about her, but I'm starting to agree with Kelly Plagge [sic]". On the whole, the review was more positive than the sentiment on the subreddit. The fan reaction was so intense that a new subreddit, /r/LowSodiumCyberpunk, was set up by the minority of fans wanting to escape the swathes turning on the game for the exact reasons Plagge pointed out.
What gives? At what point do you start trusting game critics and those who review your games? As much as you think we're different to you, that we have different agendas and want to tear down the things you love, we're not. We love video games. We wouldn't do this job otherwise. But we have to be honest about our opinions.
So find someone with similar opinions to you. While Eurog*mer's reviewer found the DLC so difficult it spoiled their experience, our reviewer relished FromSoftware's seemingly insurmountable challenge. I myself play and review a lot of RPGs and text-heavy games because I'm a book nerd at heart. If you, too, like those sorts of games and welcome valid criticism of the genre, keep tabs on my OpenCritic page.
This is how to navigate the media landscape. Find someone your tastes align with, or whose criticism you enjoy reading. Find your Roger Ebert. Don't just look at the biggest reviews on the biggest sites, because you lack important context about the person behind the webpage. You can expect their review to be balanced and fair, but it will also be entirely subjective -- reviews are opinions, after all -- so you need to dig a little deeper to understand whether this is a perspective that is similar to yours. If your favourite reviewer writes for an independent zine, go for it, that might be more valuable to you than an IGN or TheG*mer write-up.
But no games journ*list is out to get you. The vast majority try to be fair in their criticism and unbiased when it comes to inconsequential arguments like console preferences. Nobody's going to give Astro Bot a two because they love Xbox. Nobody is trying to destroy game developers' lives. We're honest, we're opinionated, we're human. Just like you.
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That's racist
What we do is not propaganda chud! We're just teaching you how to be a decent human being
He says this with zero hints of irony
The party of the working class
Burger dramatards you must go and vote for Trump now
Once again, no hints of irony
Words of wisdom, weirdlyโฆ but this seems to be ignorance of a new order. Can so many really not know any better?
So close and yet so far
Fivethirtyeight is an aggregate site, and they haven't gotten an election right since 2012.
Not true they gave trump a much much higher chance of winning than anyone else, they also predicted the Biden win.
What was that question about choosing to live in ignorance again?
Odd, I don't remember chuds claiming that Satan is the real hero of the Bible
This is such a bougie 'advice', just take time off work and spend all your savings to travel the world until you agree with me
This has nothing to do with Trump but it allows me to mention him and Hitler in the same paragraph so get worried already and vote for my side
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any R nerds here, haven't used it since finishing my masters
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chill post-stream podcast - i had a good day 7:40
Jinxthinker finished a 4 hour stream. Viewers maxxed out at 5, but one was him checking the stream; nobody talked but that might be because they were Turkish and didn't speak English
Lots of people thought Jinxsister was French in college.
He slept for 15 hours after a wanking bender; now he feels like a God. 1:10
Jinxthinker superchatted Phil 2 Great British Pounds and was acknowledged by Phil. Someone else gifted him a sub, so he's part of the inner circle. 1:40
It was also a good day because he received a positive reply on 4chan and he wrote it down. "Checked, plus saved, plus jerked off, plus busted mine balls. Take it as a compliment or whateves, this is literally waifu type material. Very good and clean gent. She is a cutie. Thank you, anon." 2:20
He describes his breakfast burgers that he had before "going to the shop like a Mr. Braniac" 3:40
Someone in a Twitch chat once agreed with his opinion on energy drinks, further showing he's a trendsetter. 4:20
Jinxthinker is thinking of getting tattoos to freshen up his look 4:40
There was an incident with a Tesco delivery driver the other day who wouldn't deliver his groceries up the stairs
It's just been a good day overall with chocolates to come to make it better 6:00
Jinxthinker will treat himself to a caramel chocolate which he tries to feed to the camera (you)
!jinxthinkers do you write down positive comments you receive online to brighten up your day later on?
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It's capped in the whole country, I believe. (Thanks to Trump!) (34)
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No, I do not. Research it. Trump did this in 2020 and Biden put it on hold when he got into office and then did it in 2023 and took credit for it like a goon. (39)
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Yeah, I read it. A lot of shit the government does is ineffective. People who care do their best. And no, I don't think that's why it was canceled. There'd be no reason to cancel an order before you'd replace it. Politicians like giving people problems so they can swoop in and fix them. (11)
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So helpful! Great convo! Feels like a peepeehead like you should be in the regular Minneapolis subreddit (0)
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Yeah my b. Still no one in 2024 should be doing because of a lack of funds for insulin. (2)
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