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Trump will be sentenced on the 10th.
He's guilty of 34 counts of falsifying business records. Those are class E nonviolent felonies in 
which carry a maximum penalty of 4 years in jail.
So make your bets:
Drumpf will be sentenced to jail time. Lock him up! - 3 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)
No jail time, but total fines in excess of two million dollars. - 33 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)
Probation (since he's a first time offender) - 12 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)
Some other slap on the wrist, like a chump change fine or something, idk. - 79 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)
Death penalty! Off with his head! Death death DEATH 
- 6 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)
- ObamaBinLadenV3 : I believe literally every single word
Trump Tower Tesla Truck driver's manifesto 
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BREAKING: @ShawnRyan762 just dropped an "emergency" Matt Livelsberger episode, allegedly posting an email "manifesto" from the Green Beret behind the Tesla Cybertruck explosion at the Trump Hotel.
In an email dated December 31, 2024, Livelsberger claims that the East Coast drones are of Chinese origin and use "gravitic propulsion systems" that only the U.S. and China know about.
He also claims, "I've been followed for over a week now from likely homeland or FBI, and they are looking to move on me and are unlikely to let me cross into Mexico because I am armed and I have a massive VBIED (Vehicle Born Improvised Explosive Device)."
Livelsberger doesn't stop there; he accuses the U.S. of war crimes during airstrikes in Afghanistan's Numruz province in 2019, claiming 65 buildings were hit, leading to hundreds of civilian deaths in one day, covered up by the administration, DoD, DEA, and CIA.
He claims, "I conducted targeting for strikes on over 125 buildings."
According to his LinkedIn profile, Livelsberger was a Green Beret with expertise in Remote Autonomous and Unmanned Aircraft Systems.
The episode features Sam Shoemate (@samosaur), who tweeted on New Year's Eve, "My inbox was especially eventful today. Allegations of war crimes, government anti gravity technology, and fears about being tracked and watched by the feds."
This story was already nuts. Now, it's just getting weirder.
What the heck is going on?
The full 1-hour episode of the @ShawnRyanShow:
I urge everyone to dedicate at least 45 minutes to fully grasp the details that have unfolded over the past few days. This episode takes a deep dive into the manifesto—an email sent to @samosaur by Matt Livelsberger himself. Within this chilling document, Livelsberger boldly… pic.twitter.com/Im9aLcM7QA
— Shawn Ryan (@ShawnRyan762) January 3, 2025
The great Jap-Korean truce is underway. Jap !baseball star Scrotehei Japtahni convinced South Korean HyeScrotong Kim too join the Dodgers. The Asian invasion of LA is underway - 2
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Like half the !baseball posts are about this rn
https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1hstx9h/kbo_trade_rumors_exclusive_posting_kim_hyeseong/
https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1hsusa3/romero_sources_korean_2b_hyeseong_kim_and_the_los
https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1hsru9x/kbo_in_english_hyeseong_kim_has_received_offers/
@FormerLurKONG say this as a feminist ally
@BWC discuss this warming of Jap Korean relations
BIZARRE NEW SIGHTING ON BILIBILI 
Chinks are using AI 
to turn goyslop chink cartoons into BIG BLACK AFRICAN KINO 
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Bilibili, a strange chinese mashup between 4cuck, jewtube, and the sharty has been abusing AI for a while now like how crackers abused they slaves 
But now, it seems like the parallels are more obvious than ever, because they've now begun training (eugenics) AI to AFRICANISE all of their intangible cultural heritage (chinkslop cartoons and kamen rider).
All of it can be found by inputting '非洲ai' into the search bar and searching for the first instance of AIslop. Stupid riceBIPOCs didnt even tag it so this is the best that can be done 
Here's some highlights, if the links work for you;
AFRICANISED version of a shitty beast wars knockoff, featuring the most ridiculous deformation of the human body that AI has ever done
【三大猛兽部落酋长大招-哔哩哔哩】 https://b23.tv/jSkmctw
AFRICANISED version of ultraman, notable for likely being the video that started this trend to begin with
【是非洲奥特曼！-哔哩哔哩】
And finally, another AFRICANISED version of ultraman, this time depicting third most popular trend; african construction workers having dramatic anime fights
【非洲贝利亚入侵光之国施工现场-哔哩哔哩】 https://b23.tv/tTKLyQy
In conclusion, i predict we'll have an internationalized, nationalized, racialized sharty-esque global spam war in the future, as translation software stays winning and 4cucks stay losing. 
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Podcast fatigue is real.
— Azealia Banks (@azealiaslacewig) January 4, 2025
Listening to Red Scare, Rory & Mal, etc…. And it’s clear that investors’ forecasting about podcasting being the future were very wrong.
You can hear how unenthused the hosts are about podcasting now and I think hearing from everyone twice a week on…
https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ht6u2r/azealias_new_tweet/
You can hear how unenthused the hosts are about podcasting now and I think hearing from everyone twice a week on the topics we already see hashed out on social media is a bit redundant
Btw Azealia is allegedly the one BIPOC carp 
At least that's what I heard.
@FormerLurKONG say this as a feminist ally of course
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