Trying to explain what it’s like to be a woman dating men:

-In my experience, most men are not good partners.

-That’s an absurd thing to say.

-Ok, here’s an article in The NY Times about the issue.

-You’re wrong.

-Ok, here are videos men themselves have posted, in…

— Arghavan Salles, MD, PhD (@arghavan_salles) May 21, 2024

"How do we make progress?"

https://twitter.com/arghavan_salles/status/1792935407853933017

Not super interesting but the PFP is good:

https://twitter.com/Jinfinity1991/status/1793280515254198578

Fricking sealions:

https://twitter.com/objkshn/status/1793483636408484340

A male reply 🤮:

https://twitter.com/Uro_Skeptic/status/1793057080120590793

The man actually referenced in the post:

https://twitter.com/mj_pucci/status/1793197510409830658

!g*mers !besties !coolpeople !soren Soren's final act of being assimilated JESUSSIANNA HAS FALLEN THE ANTICHRIST HAS FINALLY RISEN RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY GET AWAY

ATTENTION ALL HOUSES: GATHER YOUR MEMBERS NOBODY CAN STOP SOREN ALONE WE NEED YOUR HELP SOREN KILLED JESUSSIANNA NOT EVEN GOD CAN STOP XIM ITS OVER ITS ALL OVER SOMEBODY HELP ME I CANT DO THIS ITS ALL /H/ANARCHY'S FAULT WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US RDRAMA IS DOOOOOMED KILL SOREN THE ANTICHRIST KILL SOREN THE ANTICHRIST KILL SOREN THE ANTICHRIST

NEW Soren just dropped: @Thirtythirst4sissies assimilated into Soren they even share the same hairstyle

The skeleton staring at Soren is a concept for one of the fem avatars (or Plavatars ) in this case xhe represents house edgy, as noted by xer armor configuration

Version before edging ():

Initially, I was only going to have two fully armored characters so you could interpret them as your OC wearing the armor. That'll probably be an option, but consider this the CANON fem design i dont want to draw xer right hand right now i just finished the familyman marathon i dont have time for that im watching more familyman hey lois this reminds me of the time i half assed drawing a hand since im addicted to familyman i cant sleep lois pizzashill lent me his adderall nyehehehee

VOTE the next Platysfield character in the comments

@DeepKeepShill

Office Prank gone wrong

The guys at my work always do a prank on new starters.

They wait till they've gone for lunch, and the victim comes in to find us all listening to the ‘radio' in shock.

What's actually been played is a fictional podcast dramatising news being reported about a nuclear bomb going off in the states.

Everyone is like ‘OMG', the new starter gets a fright and they we all go ‘wheeeeey'

Hilarious. Right?

Anyway, I am not the ring leader but I did participate.

This was done on a lady yesterday who, we didn't know, has lots of family in Washington DC, the state ‘where the bomb killed everyone'

She went into absolute shock, to the point where we nearly called an ambo.

Luckily the manager calmed her down and got her into a relaxed state but now she has left and is going on about calling the police on all of us.

I am really scared as even though it wasn't my idea I still ‘joined in'

Am I screwed? I'm really worried

I am sure they would have peacefully left at any time after you let them in

!DOTARDS FRICK THE PATCH FRICK THE DRUUD, NEW MUSIC PACK IS MUSIC FROM ARTIFACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANGELIC MUSIC TO HEAL THE SOUL

Genuinely the greatest music ever produced in dota and that's honestly saying a lot, probably the greatest videogame soundtrack tbh

Trump wants to impose massive penalties on companies that off shore jobs. Dell, one of the most American companies there is, has 120 software engineer jobs open. Only 13 are USA jobs and 50 are India. This NOT OKAY. This is GREED. America needs to come FIRST in America.

If Argentina's Milei can turn the country around so quickly, so can Trump (who runs in the same ideals). The economy is NOT okay. It just looks okay for Biden. People are poorer than ever right now. Job numbers look okay but that's only for retail, service and labor. Every skilled white collar sector is hurting.

DO NOT let the H1Bs at work bully you into being against Trump. They're not even citizens, their opinions are irrelevant and do not matter.

The H1B's have invaded the work place at all levels and have been internally lobbying for preference towards H1B candidates and off shoring for years. They don't care about Americans because they aren't Americans themselves.

We have massive layoffs and 85k H1B's coming in every year. WHAT SENSE DOES THAT MAKE!!! It doesn't. There is NO WAY to make it make sense.

If you want your $500k TC or whatever ato last long term and not be devalued, vote for Trump.

2 eps in, enjoying it so far. I like John Turturro and budget Tom Cruise, the fat black dude is pretty funny.

Gilk. That is all.

Seriously though it tastes like the milk left in the bowl after eating fruit loops.