so our cars got robbed this morning because Los Angeles is a crime riddled 3rd world shithole of a city but tremendous appreciation and gratitude to the hardworking officers at the @LAPDWestLA who not only arrested the motherfucker but they got all of our stolen goods back

— Casey Neistat (@Casey) November 24, 2021

Happy belated Kwanzaa.

Playing constantly throughout Christmas with no option to switch it off. Do it @Aevann. Do it.

Notorious "game" League of Legends has gotten "serious"

Context here for people who have s*x. League of Legends is a terrible video game played by Sinos and Sinos with plastic surgery wherein mayos pretend that they have a chance because they are better than other mayos. King of the Mayoids is Fnatic, the European team that Euroslurs jerk themselves to when they beat Americans Fnatic is known for being one of the only "good" mayo teams in League. Unfortunately, they had a no show in the last Worlds Tournament going 1-5 and not even advancing to knock out stage.

This is where it gets juicy

There were a lot of rumors about the team dynamics when a HVM named Upset left the team right before the big tournament to spend time with his first ever girlfriend . This made a lot of his LVM team quite Upset . Another player, Bwipo, refused to resign his contract. During the tournament, Bwipo got cucked by his girlfriend when he proposed to her and she said no, citing the failure of marriage for the modern kween . When questioned on this by fans, she referred to it as the "marriage debuff". He would later appear on stage and in public wearing the engagement ring around his neck in some bizarre display of Belgian mating rituals.

Just yesterday, an actual living 19 year old zoomer who somehow got hired to this highly professional organization had a breakdown on Twitter and exposed Upset as a HVM and 'd about losing because of it. Also he wrote it in French and English which is actually a hint that he will be moving to the Toronto Leafs for the 2022 season because the org dropped his butt faster than the Rock's balls. Can you believe they actually sign million dollar contracts for this shit?

https://twitter.com/Ricadam_lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/fnatic/comments/r1ad1k/adam_tweet_longer_about_his_year_on_fnatic/

https://old.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/r1a9l1/adams_tweetlonger_on_why_he_left_fnatic/

That marsey is actually accurate by the way. He got hitched to a skinny cute redhead instead of playing a vidya. https://twitter.com/FNC_Upset/status/1422580071840296962?s=20

i just bought clipstudio paint at their black friday price, so maybe if I make more they will look better than this shit

Chud Rightoid is a conspiracy theorist, gun owning “nationalist” who is neighbors with Bud Normie, the everyman centrist swing voter white middle aged family man.

The paradox of tolerance will be tested, as Chud’s antics are more than poor Bud can handle… and his outlook is influenced by these events, sometimes in dark and surprising ways.

The world better watch out! If Chud & Bud are a team, nobody’s gonna stop’ em!

so i stole the face shape from CalArts, and I took Chud's mouth in the first panel directly from that fish in Gumball.

Chud's face is the buff /pol/chud meme. B^Ud's face comes from old Ctrl-Alt-Del webcomic memes. Mathboi's face is the SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT neighbor meme, except for the mouth.

Ukraine seethes

Reuters

https://old.reddit.com/r/CanadaPolitics/comments/r15o3d/ontario_teachers_union_implements_controversial/?sort=controversial

Post ya guns (sans serial), and tell me why it's better than what I'm packin

Canik spfx Sig Sauer 365xl Ak47 MK47 mutant Mossberg mav88

Come at me bros

Get in line now.