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How will the courts stump the trump? [GOOMBLE THREAD :marseyladybugcapitalist:]

Trump will be sentenced on the 10th.

He's guilty of 34 counts of falsifying business records. Those are class E nonviolent felonies in :marseyflagnythumbsup: which carry a maximum penalty of 4 years in jail.

So make your bets:

Drumpf will be sentenced to jail time. Lock him up! - 3 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

No jail time, but total fines in excess of two million dollars. - 33 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

Probation (since he's a first time offender) - 12 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

Some other slap on the wrist, like a chump change fine or something, idk. - 79 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

Death penalty! Off with his head! Death death DEATH :marseyraging: - 6 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)


!bets !project2025

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:siren: Trump Tower Tesla Truck driver's manifesto :marseyinsane:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/soldier-died-cybertruck-motive-criticizing-government-rcna186182


!nooticers !chuds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173594118352Z1S20Cygc2sQ.webp

BREAKING: @ShawnRyan762 just dropped an "emergency" Matt Livelsberger episode, allegedly posting an email "manifesto" from the Green Beret behind the Tesla Cybertruck explosion at the Trump Hotel.

In an email dated December 31, 2024, Livelsberger claims that the East Coast drones are of Chinese origin and use "gravitic propulsion systems" that only the U.S. and China know about.

He also claims, "I've been followed for over a week now from likely homeland or FBI, and they are looking to move on me and are unlikely to let me cross into Mexico because I am armed and I have a massive VBIED (Vehicle Born Improvised Explosive Device)."

Livelsberger doesn't stop there; he accuses the U.S. of war crimes during airstrikes in Afghanistan's Numruz province in 2019, claiming 65 buildings were hit, leading to hundreds of civilian deaths in one day, covered up by the administration, DoD, DEA, and CIA.

He claims, "I conducted targeting for strikes on over 125 buildings."

According to his LinkedIn profile, Livelsberger was a Green Beret with expertise in Remote Autonomous and Unmanned Aircraft Systems.

The episode features Sam Shoemate (@samosaur), who tweeted on New Year's Eve, "My inbox was especially eventful today. Allegations of war crimes, government anti gravity technology, and fears about being tracked and watched by the feds."

This story was already nuts. Now, it's just getting weirder.

What the heck is going on?

The full 1-hour episode of the @ShawnRyanShow:

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Bilibili, a strange chinese mashup between 4cuck, jewtube, and the sharty has been abusing AI for a while now like how crackers abused they slaves :marseychingchongsupremacy:

But now, it seems like the parallels are more obvious than ever, because they've now begun training (eugenics) AI to AFRICANISE all of their intangible cultural heritage (chinkslop cartoons and kamen rider).

All of it can be found by inputting '非洲ai' into the search bar and searching for the first instance of AIslop. Stupid riceBIPOCs didnt even tag it so this is the best that can be done :marseychingchongitsover:

Here's some highlights, if the links work for you;

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735975177Y9-5G_jv64o6tA.webp

AFRICANISED version of a shitty beast wars knockoff, featuring the most ridiculous deformation of the human body that AI has ever done

【三大猛兽部落酋长大招-哔哩哔哩】 https://b23.tv/jSkmctw

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735975178bexfCfoY0comcQ.webp

AFRICANISED version of ultraman, notable for likely being the video that started this trend to begin with

【是非洲奥特曼!-哔哩哔哩】

https://b23.tv/7dFKdLB

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735975179XfsxHW6ipXlPPw.webp

And finally, another AFRICANISED version of ultraman, this time depicting third most popular trend; african construction workers having dramatic anime fights

【非洲贝利亚入侵光之国施工现场-哔哩哔哩】 https://b23.tv/tTKLyQy

In conclusion, i predict we'll have an internationalized, nationalized, racialized sharty-esque global spam war in the future, as translation software stays winning and 4cucks stay losing. :marseycrusader2: :marseyoppenheimer:

@BWC

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735976922L7cxzPaYSogc9g.webp

Like half the !baseball posts are about this rn

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1hstx9h/kbo_trade_rumors_exclusive_posting_kim_hyeseong/

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1hsusa3/romero_sources_korean_2b_hyeseong_kim_and_the_los

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1hsru9x/kbo_in_english_hyeseong_kim_has_received_offers/

@FormerLurKONG say this as a feminist ally

@BWC discuss this warming of Jap Korean relations :marseyembrace:

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Azealia's new tweet…

https://i.redd.it/vo1vt5grrwae1.jpeg

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ht6u2r/azealias_new_tweet/

You can hear how unenthused the hosts are about podcasting now and I think hearing from everyone twice a week on the topics we already see hashed out on social media is a bit redundant

:#marseyshesright:

Btw Azealia is allegedly the one BIPOC carp :marseywould:

:marseyshrug: At least that's what I heard.

@FormerLurKONG say this as a feminist ally of course

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the last week, summarized
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late night m+ is wild

I'm pushing 14s on my mistweaver and normally play during the day.

I join a 14 stonevault - the paladin tank runs up the hallway PULLS THE ENTIRE HALLWAY, 2 PACKS INSIDE OF THE BOSS ROOM (absolutely psycho) and then bubbles and drops threat on the mobs that were 30 yards away from him, we instantly wipe.

this guy is somehow 2950 IO (low for a 14 to be sure) and has no idea how bubble taunt works or that it only has a 15 yard range.

i sit there for 10 minutes trying to explain to him why he fricked up - he doesn't grasp it. we all leave. The trans player that happens to be streaming msgs me and keeps plugging their stream to me after.

late night keys are the wild west.

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[🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘] Dogs are extremely unpleasant

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

Hmm, my dogs don't shit or puke on the floor unless they are sick. They don't ruin anything. They don't shed or make a mess. One of my guys is a bit of a barker, but he makes less noise than the neighbors motorcycle. It's fine for you to not like them but your reasons are stupid. (-22)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

At least they're useful, unlike cats. You have my upmarsey.Edit: Downmarsey me all you want lol. Whether you like it or not, dogs are far more useful than cats. (-30)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

Clearly you haven't met a dog that loves you unconditionally and is your best friend. Dogs are awesome (-36)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

I've owned dogs for most of my life. My family had rescue greyhounds & stray mutts. All wonderful, sweet, well-behaved animals. Dogs are a lot of responsibility, from training, proper socialization, regular bathing & general health care. Not everyone can handle that responsibility, and some are piss-poor at it. There are a LOT of people who should not own pets, dogs in particular, because they refuse to train them & care for them properly. That being said, I loved dogs up until my mid-30s, when I lived with roommates for a few years. They were pet hoarders & had snakes & cats that they barely cared for. I took on the responsibility of caring for the cats, but I was scared of the snakes. After one of the cats died, one roommate insisted on getting a beagle puppy.Living with that dog was absolutely terrible. They refused to train it, barely walked it, and I had to eat in my room to keep it away from me during meal time. It cried all the time, bayed constantly, shit & pissed everywher... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Sounds like you have a bad experience with bad owners?I'm not a dog person, but some of your claims aren't correct. I do have a dog though.They don't scream for no reason. Don't shit on the floor except when baby puppies learning to go outside. If a dog is pooping inside, that's a failure on the dog owner to train their dog properly. Same with jumping on people. Cats puke on the floor, not dogs. Barking pisses me off massively, a neighbour half a km away has yappy dogs that never shut up. My dog barks at cars going past which is his job, not many cars as it's country area on a dead end dirt road. Another neighbour has big dogs and I never hear them. Definitely prefer cats. Would never get another dog. (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

I wouldn't say I "hate" babies, because hatred is reserved for things I'm morally opposed to. I wish nothing but the best for all babies. I would never hurt a child. But if I went the rest of my life without meeting another baby, I'd be okay with that.My biggest problem is hygiene. It's crazy to me that people keep a little human who has no reservations about spitting up or having diaper accidents on the floor. And even if your baby is perfectly potty-trained, they still bring all sorts of outside germs with them. So you have to sanitize everything constantly or else risk having grime around your living space. Plus, the smell is a real and seemingly unavoidable consequence. Literally every house I've ever been in with more than one baby has it.They're also very loud. They cry and scream for no reason. It's like having a permanent toddler, if your toddler needed constant attention and could destroy your furniture. Someone walking by your house? Crying. Another baby? Crying. Sirens in... (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/who_even_cares35

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🔘

Number of comments: 8

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Getting Cramped in Here :marseysigh:

I love this boy dearly. Sleep is a luxury.

!animalposters !cats

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A Black Woman is crowd surfing. Listen and Learn

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Drumpf sentencing set for a week from today, 10 January

I wanted to make a betting thread about it but I don't even know what the options would be since he can't be sentenced to prison and I can't imagine the court is allowed to be like you are fined for a gazillion dollars

Speculate wildly itt

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foid says she doesn't want to be r4ped in an uber so twittards send death threats to her family

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17359213293YYdU77OmDi6og.webp

LOVE a b-word that doesn't back down :loveeyes:

tho she did delete the tweet but it's understandable when your account is just posting selfies and shit and then you end up being harassed by a bunch of losers :<

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GgUmXsuW8AAhQvA?format=jpg&name=medium

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GgUmXstWEAE8Hxd?format=jpg&name=medium

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735921329Cjt-WUSUTDzJow.webp

anyway I'm starving and waiting for my frittata to finish cooking so I'm presenting these without any sparky comments, just imagine them yourself

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735921330kQ9X0cnbDVASkA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735921330zIsMyPNpdyrF8g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735921331FgMEuIk4xgnRsg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17359213315_ywCqgUC9f08g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735921331Jp1wJFgMYYfOlQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735921331GucBteeQOi6DLw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735921332kJYKTU_JwHqPVw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17359213320QcT_pZpcpBCjA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17359213326WILcvOuOhctFQ.webp

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GgJvVxHWgAEBy6G?format=jpg&name=large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GgJvVuUWAAA58tp?format=jpg&name=large

ok but really ugly scrotes i can understand they're always butthurt but there's so many pickme foids calling her racist and supporting death threats against her family as if they secretly wouldn't have the same fear :marseyglancing:

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Twitter, rDrama, carp, everyone falls for low effort Elon larp bait

:#marseyitneverbegan:

Community Note by @forgor

I didn't fall for it

Helpful [61] Not Helpful [17]
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The 90s Were a Different Time

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735971700qWqew3sX6tcC4w.webp

Berkely Breathed's Outland, a nationally-syndicated newspaper comic strip, from December 23, 1990.

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Israel blames 'weakening of discipline' in death of archaeologist who entered Lebanon with troops

Remember all those times these last couple years when I said that discipline in the IDF (to the extent it ever existed since 1947) is disintegrating? That was just me being anti-semitic right?

Well now the IDF itself is pointing out that they can't control their own troops. One of their own people died because he was ordered to escort this settler "activist" around in south Lebanon.

Redactor you're a schizo, nobody in Israel really wants to annex everything up to the Litani and plant Israeli settlements there

Look honey, I may be a schizo, but I'm tuned into the schizo frequency of Israelis. This is one of many cases in the last few months where Israelis have tried to set up settlements in their tiny sliver of occupied Lebanon. The IDF has shooed them away so far. But of course nobody is going to prison. There's just a slap on the butt and a wink.

I've watched this for decades. They claim right now these are just psycho extremists. I'm starting to notice this is like Rafsanjani and the Iranian "moderates" :marseysmughips:. You give and give and give and then it turns out in 5 years there's another crop of psychos. And they say "We can't control them, you have to give us more or else the real psychos will take over."

:#marseysmughipskorean:

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would you?

!poll_voters

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Marsey's talking to ghosts again :marseysmughips:
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Redactor asks the tough question of the Surgeon General: Well then why don't you show how many calories are in alcoholic beverages? :marseyhmm:

Murthy argues in his advisory, noting alcohol consumption is to blame for nearly one million preventable cancer cases in the U.S. over the last decade. About 20,000 people die every year from those alcohol-related cancer cases

:marseyfacepalm:

They expect people who are drinking enough to get cancer from it to be so into the health food craze to be scared of that? You could eat like 2 fewer hot pockets per year and it would do as much good. Most of these people probably smoke, which is where you've actively made a decision that you're okay with getting cancer.

The hypocrisy of this is just astounding. We put warning labels on alcohol products about stuff that everyone knows (you might actually be worse at driving! :marseyshook:) but for some reason reason out of all food and drink, booze has an exception for nutritional information. Why? When did this start? What possible justification is there for this? Why in the frick would you print any kind of warning on it if you won't even just tell women it's going to make them fat? Why do we go through this charade of pretending the government in Elliot Ness when there's tax incentives for the wine industry, the beer industry, the weed industry, the mushroom industry. Extreme taxes on the tobacco industry because I guess they were actually the ones really hurting people.

The Surgeon General's office has not replied to MNN's request for comments.

Also BTW am I literally the first fricking person in America who ever noticed this? I have never in my entire life ever heard anyone notice that alcohol makes your product less regulated.

!boozers !noalcohol

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Covid vax gives woman gigamilkers :marseymommymilkers:
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17359587919-aGGvcA0R079w.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/1hso9zu/too_fricked_in_the_head_to_do_so/

Simply repost to another sub for comebacks

https://old.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/1ht0f7w/too_fricked_in_the_head_to_do_so/

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I've been falsely accused of something pervy by another female

Happy new year everyone!

I was just informed today via text while I was at work that a girl at our NYE party, whom I've only met once before, told the host of the party that I touched her inappropriately.

I don't know what to do. No one believes her thankfully. Every room was really crowded and I was hovering over my friend in the computer room all night while he made music on his PC. We were never alone together at all.

This girl is very young. I don't know if she's gay or straight or what. I've never asked. I had maybe two conversations with her. - one of which was me asking her fricking pronouns because of course she's a Gender Special - She was dressed so scantily that I made it a point to stay away from her entirely other than that.

I'm just really hurt that I was targeted for this, seemingly at random. I don't know how I frick up with women this bad that I randomly get MeToo'd.

Unfortunately she's a relative of one of my good friends so she'll still be around. I've never flirted with her or done anything to indicate interest and she was a minor not too long ago as well. She really shouldn't have even been at the party at all.

Should I talk to her? Supervised of course. I just wanna know why she did this. How do I keep this from happening to me when it's women I don't even talk to or register doing this to me.

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SOCKS!

Tabbies are so magical :marseybow: :marseyheart: :marseyhearts:

Have lovely evenings, everyone!

!animalposters !cats

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Leaks
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:siren: Mystery as thick fog sweeps the US with reports of 'burning chemical smell' in the air :marseygas:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735961208kXI36fKPE-hmjA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735961208_YKOVZADn97h9A.webp

A thick fog is sweeping across the US with locals in multiple states reporting how a 'burning chemical-like smell' has blanketed their communities.

Concerned Americans have flooded social media with videos of what looks like white particles raining down and swirling in the air.

Some witnesses have also claimed the fog has triggered health symptoms similar to a respiratory illness.

A Florida resident told DailyMail.com that they stopped at a gas station for about 10 minutes and began feeling ill.

'Within about and hour, I kept sneezing over and over for about three hours, and my eyes were really puffy,' she said.

'I got very warm and I felt like I had a fever, and my stomach was cramping.'

Parts of Texas, Wisconsin, Iowa, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, North Dakota, Florida, and Minnesota were under fog alerts when the bizarre reports surfaced this week.

Similar experiences have also emerged from parts of Canada and the UK, sparking widespread concern.

Conspiracy theories are running rampant with people suggesting the fog could be a kind of chemical weapon or is related to the drones that mysteriously plagued the nation in December.

'Well weren't there drones that sprayed something? I seem to recall some videos of that somewhere... No idea of the validity though,' asked one X user.

A Texas woman shared on X that her dog has been 'acting strange' when it goes outside.

'[She] keeps smelling the air,' Sandra Jenkins Webb posted, adding that she was experiencing burning eyes, a mild cough, stomach aches and headaches.

Another woman in Kansas shared that there were 'massive amounts of chemtrails' over the area in a week, followed by a dense fog.

And a California resident shared on X Monday: 'Here in SoCal, unusual fog the last few days. Strange smells, but I've been noticing the smell for months now, burns my nose. Seems like an all-out assault from the skies the last few days.'

David Bamber, from St Petersburg, Florida, shared a TikTok video of himself walking through the dense fog.

He explained that fog typically dissipates later in the day, but the the current natural phenomenon lingers into all hours of the night.

'The weirdest part is the taste and smell,' said Bamber. 'It's smells like after you set off a bunch of fireworks and the taste of the air is toxic. It is super weird.'

However, the National Weather Service (NWS) issued a dense fog advisory for multiple states, suggesting there could be a scientific explanation behind the bizarre reports.

While the particles may seem unusual, fog is a visible aerosol consisting of tiny water droplets or ice crystals suspended in the air at or near the Earth's surface.

Shining a light in the fog makes these particles visible.

As for the 'chemical' smell people have described, the fog can absorb and trap polluted air near the Earth's surface, acting as a carrier for car exhaust, industrial emissions and other airborne chemicals.

'When fog forms, sulfur oxides, nitrogen oxides, and other polluting gases are taken up or 'scavenged' by fog water droplets,' explained Rudolf Husar, a Washington University atmospheric scientist, in an article for NASA Earth Observatory.

What's more, smells become more potent in humid air because the water droplets trap the odor-causing molecules and allow them to linger for longer and remain concentrated.

This is not unusual for this time of year.

Fog forms when the temperature cools to the dew point, or the temperature at which air can become completely saturated with water.

Much of the fog currently hanging over the US is likely advection fog, which typically forms in winter when warm, moist air flows over colder land.

This is commonly seen over the southern or central US, where many affected states are located.

Some states, such as Minnesota, are also experiencing radiation fog that occurs in air with a high dew point.

It forms when the sky is clear, temperatures reach the dew point and winds are low enough to cause minimal atmospheric mixing.

While fog typically looks like a soupy gray mist, shining a light directly through it causes the light to scatter off of each individual water droplet that makes up the fog, reflecting that light back towards your eyes.

This makes each droplet appear as a small 'particle' within the beam of light, as is shown in many of the photos and videos recently shared online.

The 'chemical' smell associated with this recent fog is likely not coming from the fog itself, but rather from pollutants that were already present in the air when the fog formed.

The respiratory-illness-like symptoms people have been reporting can also be explained by natural fog.

Multiple studies have shown that fog can cause respiratory issues such as coughing, shortness of breath, chest pain, congestion and wheezing, especially in people with asthma.

That's because our lungs are are designed to inhale oxygen, not water. When we inhale the increased moisture content of the air, it can irritate the respiratory system and trigger uncomfortable symptoms.

Fog can be especially irritating when it is mixed with airborne pollutants, allergens or other particles.

Thus, this 'mystery' fog isn't so mysterious after all. People across the US are most likely experiencing a perfectly normal winter weather event, as there is no evidence to suggest otherwise at this time.

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Some random 20 YO :marseyhacker: hacked daddy and drunk mommy
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