I went to bed after stirring the pot a lil

Am I banned or something

Redditards belong in camps

I wuv u aww

Great stuff.

NO SKIPPING ALLOWED

You think those cutie twinks stand a chance:

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK PEEPEES

Took about 45 minutes since she had the crash team on standby. It was a dislocated shoulder. 45 minutes because she didn't know what the word arm was and thought the pain was in her chest whochbgives us massive concern. Once I figured out that was what was wrong it took maybe 5 seconds to put it back into place.

Sorry, nobody is getting my doxx

>tfw she's talking about how dangerous she is to herself and everyone around her (especially her boyfriends) but she's super hot

We are country-maxxing in 2024 bitches

Azealia makes some points tho

Have you ever had s*x? No? Well, theres no need to be ashamed. Because there is no such thing as s*x as it is impossible. You see, girls actually don't have vaginas. They just pretend they do so they can promise us something of great pleasure when they can't and won't even give it.

"Oh but what about porn where people have s*x?" you say? Well, its just carefully edited cgi as such activities are impossible with the human body. And your friends? They are just lying to look cool. Oh but where do babies come from? Space. No, hear me out. When an asteroid crashed into the earth millions of years ago, ending the dinosaur age, we, as illegal aliens landed on earth. The viruses we brough killed off all our predators and enabled us to live the perfect life. And when we proved we were living a stable life in the form of a "family" we were sent a baby from out home world as a gift.

I know its very hard to take in. But how else would you explain us not being able to have s*x for this long? If it really did exist we should have been able to do it by now.