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Congrats to
You did good
Except you DonAI
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Legendary goomble inside
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Hay c*nts,
Just wanted to drop by and let you know that you get DOUBLE COINS TRIPLE COINS from votes during the birthgay event (for three days)! For people bad at math that means instead of getting 1 of something, you get 2 3! OMG.
- Domnhall : badge
- LunchtimeHowdy : SFW. Backfat wrapping around armpits to the front does not count as nudity. Simple as.
- WeihnachtenSalvador : Far right
- Aba : ^
- Shellshock : chiobu front row, 3rd from left
- StarSix : This baltimore reddit meetup is older than most zoomers at this point
- ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO : ^So these people look even grosser now?
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👩: You know, your brother just sold one of your dad's old comic books on ebay. It went for $1,800.
(unaware that we had any of my dad's old comic books): great!
👩: so I was thinking the money should be split between the three of you. $600 each.
: thank you!
👩: You know, honestly, your sister doesn't need the money. How about I give you $900 and you don't tell her about this. 😉
: haha, ok!
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Orange site: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40417828
Some benchmarks here, doesn't look bad but nothing ground breaking either
https://signal65.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/NewSurfaceLaptop2024_Signal65LabInsights.pdf
With how long the Snapdragon Elite took to roll out, I'm expecting nothing but disappointment in the real world
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!dramatards !metashit !friendsofpizzashill its the x3 event so we gotta grind for dramacoin while the jannies allow it
post comments in this thread to get upvoted by everyone else who posts comments post comments to get the snowball rolling as well and we can make this a successful grinding experience
give this thread awards like a to get free dramacoin
please PLEASE do not chud award me
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That sucks. I guess the only BBQ place I can go now is La Barbecue. They might be white, but at least they're women. Bonus points because they're lesbians. (21)
How is that comment not racist?Just imagine if it was the other way around (-7)
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This guy totally owned him by calling him a disgusting person:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/4eDGYZsfv5
This guy signed him up for furry newsletters:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/3YR36p7Z1M
This guy sent him bussy:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/K9mpyHLzPQ
This guy posted hog (with warts):
https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/7Mk2Urdf7D
Are landlords even people?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/d7PVwOY8Jy
I bought a mobile home for my mother to live in and she died a few months later. I've been trying to sell it ever since and have had sooo many people tell me that I should just rent it out, which I technically can't do because it's supposed to be owner or close family occupied, but even if I could, I just don't think I'd want to ever be a landlord, partly because it's too much trouble and partly because I'd have to make a choice between either squeezing someone for all I can, which I have an ethical problem with, or charging them well below market rent, which just seems irrational. Better to sell the darn thing and not have to worry about it anymore.
Sound financial choice bro!
This unfortunately was removed by Reddit, appears to be a super sweet burn with cat facts though:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/xCViS02POJ
This guy made a hilarious Google review as Reginald P Moneybags and wants upvotes!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/lxUJBfKSY4
This guy said frick you to him! So brave!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/qpaGyyRmzf
This guy is in debt (lol) but no fear, now the landchad will get those calls so this guy will totally not have to pay!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/Eb5kqalMis
This guy is extra evil:
Literally no one who isn't brain dead says this:
Remember, there are people out the we that will insist that renting is 100% better than buying...
At least there's one person supporting landlord rights:
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If you don't know how to give more weight to your argument just hit them with the "I'm neurodivergent and one of my neurodivergent traits is that my opinions are more virtuous than yours" card
- WeihnachtenSalvador : Big W for r-drama users
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WaltDisneyWorld/s/FEtKt2K88N
https://twitter.com/thinkmickey/status/1792542257876246901
https://twitter.com/ScottGustin/status/1792512476849795352
Most haven't gone through the process yet at Disneyland cuz of the time difference but here's previous discussions
https://www.reddit.com/r/Disneyland/s/6k75mFZzCc
https://www.reddit.com/r/Disneyland/s/ssOqBNUYTQ
TLDR: Disney's old DAS (DISABILITY ACESS SERVICE) pass was abused to heck once the parks reopened during the pandemic and became even worse once Disney took away free fast passes and introduced genie+ and lightning lane. People would make up excuses like ibs and anxiety so they didn't have to wait in long lines. Now Disney says it's only for developmental disabilities like autism
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But the already-shocking story took a radical turn yesterday, after a lawyer and politician for the right-wing AfD party made a lengthy post on X claiming he had evidence that Neumaier had been procuring young boys for sexual abuse.
Rene Dierkes, a Member of the Bavarian State Parliament, stated that he was planning on having criminal charges pressed against Neumaier after obtaining the screenshots — some of which he posted to social media.
In the post, Dierkes describes the chats he had reviewed in graphic detail.
“The chat begins with selfies of Neumaier (FDP). The sender of the other side, an account with an Arabic name in Arabic script, interacts as a trader,” Dierkes wrote. “Neumaier … first says that ‘he' has arrived and that ‘the little one' is ‘nice and tight' and that he will ‘send him back tomorrow.' The Arab replies that he doesn't have the ‘new job' until 2 p.m. the next day. Neumaier could therefore take his time. Neumaier … replied that he would bring the boy back by 10 a.m. at the latest.”
Dierkes continues, writing that “the next day, Neumaier (FDP) says that the night had been ‘awesome' and that “the boy would now go home if he ‘could walk.'” Dierkes says Neumaier noted he had given the child an “extra tip” of 100 Euros.
The child s*x trafficker then reportedly offered Neumaier two 9-year-olds, saying he could “completely destroy” them. According to Dierkes, Neumaier responded, “Two x 9 is 18, so legal? Boring…”
The next reply from the account purported to belong to Neumaier clarifies: “But I would like a 6 year old like that (no negroes!)”
Yesterday afternoon, Neumaier filed a criminal complaint against unknown persons alleging blackmail and claiming that he was being extorted for money.
Dierkes has since deleted his shocking post, noting that a criminal investigation was underway and that Neumaier had complained that his life was was in danger, but the AfD politician seemingly continues to stand by his belief that the chats were genuine. Today, Dierkes said that he had confirmed Neumaier had been at an address discussed in the chats during the day and time exchanged, and that a witness “would confirm this under oath.”
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🇺🇸MICROPLASTICS FOUND IN HUMAN TESTICLES
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) May 21, 2024
Researchers found microplastics in all 23 human testicles and 47 dog testicles tested.
Human testicles had 330 micrograms of plastic per gram of tissue, almost three times higher than dogs. Polyethylene and PVC were the most common… pic.twitter.com/uv4BLboy0b
THEY ARE TURNING the frogs YOU GAY