I don't know who else to tell about this but I feel the need to tell someone. For reference I'm a 25 year old guy who hasn't shit himself since he was a kid. Anyway I got up this morning as usual, left the house to go to work and as I was approaching the train I felt the sudden urge to shit. I searched around for a cafe or something with a bathroom I could use but couldn't find anything. It happened in that moment of complete defeat. For a split second I thought I was farting, but no. Naturally I ran home as fast as I could, trying to hold my pants up as much as I could for fear of the shit (diarrhea) dripping further down my legs, and washed up, washed as much off of my butt, pants, thermal underwear, underwear and sweatpants I was wearing under my regular pants to protect myself from this horrible NYC cold. I texted my boss saying I "had a problem at home" and was gonna be about 45 min late. I put all my dirty clothes in a trash bag and will do laundry when I get home tonight.

I kinda need help coming up with an excuse for being late. I don't really know what to say and I do not want to tell them what actually happened.

how bad is your diet if you shit yourself as an adult

!historychads !britbongs

!brics It's time to take the Falklands back!!

I have 2FA on (authenticator based not phone number based), I use a randomly generated password, I've removed all active sessions, but someone keeps changing the password somehow and adding a new phone number. I don't know why either they haven't tried to buy anything.

How tf are they doing it. If it happens again I'm probably just gonna close the account as I barely ever use it.

Excited to announce the birth of my and Alison's first child

We are struggling though and need help. The doctor keeps insisting our baby is a girl but everytime we ask they/them they gurgles or cries.

How do we inform the doctor they/them hasn't chosen thems gender yet?

— Tim Pool (@Timcast) February 23, 2025

It's over for rdrama

Huge time investment, by the way.

It's a huge time investment you have to invest the time.

Technical.

Technicals.

It's technical. Technique. Technical technique technicals.

You have to invest the time, invest huge time, to learn the technical technique.

I resigned from xAI tonight.
It makes me very sad, but was the right thing to do -- and here's why.

xAI told me I either had to delete the post quoted below, or face being fired.

After reviewing everything and thinking a lot, I've decided that I'm not going to delete the post… https://t.co/8egdL0c8gc

— Benjamin De Kraker (@BenjaminDEKR) February 12, 2025

Chipped a tooth and i csnt even think straight rhe pain is so bad.

Jsut a reminder to everyone who jduged me the past month while i have been in exreme pain and unable to think properly,

That

If your mother,

Was in pain, and wsnt thinking straight,

When the world judged her, whatd yoy think of the world after them jdugeing yoyr mom and spitting on her and her reactions?

So dont judge my mothers child..

Japanese man EXPLODES on Australian tourists for not following the rules. pic.twitter.com/yb24lrthVJ

— DramaAlert (@DramaAlert) February 24, 2025

!strayans

!asians

You're right, Russia was completely ignorant of the battlefield condition of the war until I posted about it.

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 21, 2025

"This will not stand. This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait."--George H.W. Bush on August 5, 1990. Full quote from Jon Meacham's biography. Future history students will be asked why this stopped being the reaction of a Republican president to the invasion of a… pic.twitter.com/PuaztoiVaG

— Niall Ferguson (@nfergus) February 20, 2025

This is moralistic garbage, which is unfortunately the rhetorical currency of the globalists because they have nothing else to say.

For three years, President Trump and I have made two simple arguments: first, the war wouldn't have started if President Trump was in office;… https://t.co/xH33s6X5yf

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 20, 2025

This is bullshit. “Russians have a massive numerical advantage in manpower and weapons in Ukraine, and that advantage will persist regardless of further Western aid packages.” https://t.co/YbH7H3wShO

— Shashank Joshi (@shashj) February 20, 2025

Behind the tough guy language, there is no argument here. What's the firepower advantage of the respective parties to the conflict? Manpower? How might that change with further NATO action, and how are you proposing to change it?

As it turns out, I'm right and Joshi is wrong,… https://t.co/de9QIt0UjR

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 21, 2025

Well, thank God also for free and open debate.
Having visited Ukraine every year but one since 2011, I think I have an informed and realistic view.
I repeatedly criticized the Biden administration for its failure to deter Putin in 2021 and failure to end the war while Ukraine…

— Niall Ferguson (@nfergus) February 20, 2025

In this thread I'll respond to some of what I've seen out there. Let's start with Niall:

1) On the general background, yes, you have been more right than wrong on a lot of the details of the conflict. Which is why I'm surprised to hear you call the administration's posture… https://t.co/w7OQemI3R7

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 21, 2025

Department of state has removed all references to t-people

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦🚨‼️ BREAKING: €700 billion for Ukraine!?!?

The EU is working on a huge package for Ukraine, which should have been made public after the elections in Germany.

But German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock couldn’t keep the secret and made it clear that it could be about… pic.twitter.com/NL1rYL9gRp

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) February 17, 2025

А ļоt оf gеrms аrе еxсítеd

Unglaublich!

Annalena Baerbock lässt die Katze aus dem Sack & verkündet, dass die EU ein Paket in Höhe von 700 Mrd. € (!!!) für die Ukraine & Aufrüstung schnüren will. Für mehr Krieg.

Die BuReg & die EU machen Deutschland & Europa zum Schlachtfeld & verprassen Steuergelder. pic.twitter.com/XtilXNcdV6

— Manaf Hassan (@manaf12hassan) February 17, 2025

Thеrе ís nо rеddít роst аbоut ít ín еngļísh

Severance is mid

Landman is slopaganda

Anora is an gopnik incel fantasy

KNEECAP is the best film of the decade

i don't want to have to imagine what you'll look like once the twink death sets in

!cuteandinvalid !lgbt

The value I bring to this platform is unmatched. I'm

hilarious and handsome and have level headed takes. People irl actively seek my attention and input.

Once again, rdrama is showing their bias against excellent users who bring positive change here. Please do better. I do not want to have this conversation AGAIN moving forward.

ASMR: Illegal Alien Deportation Flight 🔊 pic.twitter.com/O6L1iYt9b4

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) February 18, 2025

!coomers !2dgooners

Love checking in on my girlies more unhinged than /r/redscarepod and /r/rs_x

r*pe 😂😂😂😂😂

also im gay and my peepee is small