I farted in the stairwell at work and it caused a entire ordeal.

So anyway I drank my usual morning protein shake and it gave me some bubble guts.

Im going up the stairs to my office and I ripped a huge fart in the stairwell. It was one of those steamy ones that really stink.

Anyway I guess the SVP of HR came in not long after and got a big face full of my beef.

She contacted the facilities team and they came to a conclusion that a rodent must have died in the walls or HVAC.

This led to them getting big blower fans and calling our HVAC company to check out the ducts and Orkin to scout out the walls

Anyway that's my story.

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I know a lot of people hate it and I get it but I grew up going and so I've always loved it! Things I love about it in no particular order= Gambling with men's money, nice hotels, shopping, spending like an r-slur, electronic music, smoking!!!!, getting fricked up shame-free, warm nights, not leaving for the club until midnight, camaraderie with other degenerates

I think if you're not a woman or a rich man it's prob not as fun but I know plenty of regular men/brokies that still love it.

plz

Just look around there's a bunch of threads

The Message:

"Elon. You know the world is not surviving till 2100. You need to stop with the dumb distractions because we need more than 10,000 people on Mars before 2050 if we are going to survive the collapse. Good luck."

Send me a screencap of the message being tweeted to Elon and I will transfer you 100 dc.

Preferably as many of you send the message to him as possible.

This is important. I have checked with both AI and psychic sources. This needs to be done now.

I see you're using she/they pronouns.
Is that 'cause you think you don’t pass?
'Cause you do. You could be she/her if you wanted to. pic.twitter.com/gJ64Q9gs9n

— tran drescher (@garlic_wife) February 13, 2025

I am addicted. This show rocks so hard.

Any other ERchads around?

I don't care about the size or weight at all. If it came with a modern SoC instead of some 5 year old mediatek garbage, a good amount of RAM, at least 512GB internal storage (with SD card support), a good screen, and a decent amount of promised software support I would absolutely buy one.

I've loved the "tank" aesthetic on smartphones ever since the first one I owned, the OG Motorola Droid.

Frick I hope it's true because in April the best Xbox game of the year is coming

Alysha in wonder ghetto, the game is gonna be lit.

You basically will play Sandy

Fighting some thugs and trying to save uncle tom wife

That game is art and shiiet

Drop episodes. Watching s22 ep12 rn

Every Revolution Eats its Young.

The NEETs will be captured, drafted, re-educated.

The rebar mills and lettuce fields await. https://t.co/Mn5jaD4sun

— VB Knives (@Empty_America) February 27, 2025

Untouchable 😏

pic.twitter.com/6OiDbbxXWa

— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) February 13, 2025

shilling s, a youtube channel, and chris chan.

back in my day we had REAL WRASSLIN' SIGNS

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eddie was mexican but i'm sure i don't have to tell you that everyone knows dead wrasslers

edit: why didn't that first pic work is it just me it's the RODDY HAS AIDS sign

is it gonna work this time does rdrama just hate stuff saved from tumblr

@BWC

If you had asked me three months ago whether I would have been on the side of the Republic or Ceasar in 48 BC I would have without hesitation said Caesar. Now with how The Orange One is behaving I realize the error of my ways: Pompey was right all along...

I am as smooth as a seal and do not grow any hair under my armpits

However, I do have a luscious carpet that matches the drapes

I am now considering getting my pubes transplanted to my armpits

poll: should I do this? upgrizzly for yes, downsandkwinn for no

!coolcobras !ebayers !familyman !hibernians !hallowhitesupremacists @Discuss