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: >Get gaped by the Supreme_Gaper_of_Chuds
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Women smell good pic.twitter.com/TVCFCt2N0F
— Fuentes Updates (@FuentesUpdates) February 20, 2025
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Horrifying thread on /r/thegirlssurvivalguide
OP, take a regular drinking water bottle - Dasani, Walmart, whatever - and squirt half of it inside you; expel. It will wash you out very thoroughly >90% of the time, sometimes a second flush finishes the job. You'll be very clean.
Many years ago I had 'roid rage - no, not from lifting weights - and it was excruciatingly painful to use the bathroom. My doc told me about this; it worked. Everything comes out SO easily and SO clean; you'll never have skid marks in your underwear ever again. You can take them with you in public restrooms; water bottles are so ubiquitious no one even looks at them.
Hope that helps!
Hi! Trans lady here. How much I clean up back there depends on what I'm going to do. For light anal play, I'll wash externally in the shower with soap and water, and maybe wash up the first inch or two inside with soapy fingers. On the other end of the spectrum, for actual anal intercourse I'll clean myself out with an enema bulb.
That said…that dude is a fricking jackass. Even with the best preparation, accidents happen. If your partner is going to go there, he needs to have the fricking grace to deal with that fact. I wouldn't let that dude anywhere near my back door. Or anywhere else, to be honest.
What a jerk. It's so hard to get over anxiety that there will be a mess, what he did is crushing.
Why was he sniffing his fingers though lol. Personally after s*x I wash my hands, I don't stick them under my nose. I certainly wouldn't be surprised that a biological function…functions. What did he think came out of there?
Again- WHY TF WAS HE SNIFFING HIS FINGERS?? He thinks she's weird? This dude is SNIFFING HIS FINGERS
No seriously!! My husband and I mess around and I've put my finger in his butt before, and smelling my finger after has never been something I felt compelled to do..
The only other thing I can think of is maybe the odor was so strong it wafted up? But honestly that doesn't seem as likely to me.
ummmm if someone sticks their finger in you without consent that's r*pe.
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BREAKING: U.S. State Department under President Trump has officially designated the following as Foreign Terrorist Organizations:
— America (@america) February 19, 2025
- Tren de Aragua
- MS-13
- Sinaloa Cartel
- Jalisco New Generation Cartel
- United Cartels
- Northeast Cartel
- Gulf Cartel
- Michoacán Family pic.twitter.com/ipPIL1r99P
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do you guys think it would be like changing the channel pic.twitter.com/cCjKYAbuzu
— mantis lover (@mantisthighs) February 17, 2025
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Former Prime Minster John Howard has had shoes thrown at him during an episode of the ABC’s Q and A.
— Clown Down Under 🤡 (@clowndownunder) February 20, 2025
“That is for the Iraqi dead,” the man said as he threw two shoes
A female audience member then shouted: “You’ve got blood on your hands,” before walking out pic.twitter.com/dAcy8tW2ju
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Diversity Is Our Strength 
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A Cal Fire captain was found stabbed to death inside of her San Diego County home on Monday and authorities are still searching for the suspect.
Deputies were dispatched to the 20200 block of Rancho Villa Road in Ramona at around 9 p.m. on Monday after learning of an assault that happened in the area, according to the San Diego County Sheriff's Office.
Upon arrival, they found the victim suffering from multiple stab wounds, deputies said. Despite attempted life-saving measures the woman was declared dead at the scene.
On Tuesday, the victim was identified by the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection, as Rebecca Marodi, 49, a 30-year firefighting veteran who was stationed in French Valley just north of Temecula.
Thus far into their investigation, Sheriff's Homicide Unit detectives have yet to identify a suspect or motive in the incident, but they suspect that Marodi "knew the perpetrator and are treating this case as a potential domestic violence incident."
According to Cal Fire officials, Marodi began her firefighting career in 193 as a volunteer firefighter in Moreno Valley. She then served as a seasonal Fire Fighter I from 1994 to 2000 in San Bernardino and Riverside before she was promoted to Fire Fighter II. In 2007, she was promoted to a Fire Apparatus Engineer and to Captain in 2022.
She was previously stationed in Perris, Home Gardens, Indian Wells, Menifee, North Rancho Mirage and Temecula before ending up with French Valley Station 83.
"Beyond her operational assignments, Captain Marodi was deeply involved in Peer Support and Hazmat, always prioritizing the well-being of her colleagues," the Cal Fire statement said. "Her legacy of mentorship, service, and dedication will be felt for years to come. Her passing is a profound loss to her family, friends, and all who had the privilege of working alongside her."
Anyone who knows more is urged to contact SDSO homicide detectives at (858) 285-6330.
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You are fully retarded.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 20, 2025
SpaceX could have brought them back several months ago.
I OFFERED THIS DIRECTLY to the Biden administration and they refused.
Return WAS pushed back for political reasons.
Idiot.
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Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.
Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.
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I don't care about the size or weight at all. If it came with a modern SoC instead of some 5 year old mediatek garbage, a good amount of RAM, at least 512GB internal storage (with SD card support), a good screen, and a decent amount of promised software support I would absolutely buy one.
I've loved the "tank" aesthetic on smartphones ever since the first one I owned, the OG Motorola Droid.
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i deadass thought this was at the track for like 10 seconds pic.twitter.com/Rgv4GaOk6x
— ihave40wins (@ihave40winsonYT) February 18, 2025
Cosm is unbelievable, cooles tech out there and I NEED it to go mainstream. Think they only have locations in Dallas and LA, but they do tons of different sports. Need it in every city @CosmDallas
— I'mma Duck (@imgoingtoduck) February 18, 2025
!burgers would you watch Nascar if it was on a screen like this?
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This was in August btw. Truly a miracle drug probably the most important medication since boner pills.
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Those "bah, bah, bahs" were a big mistake Chris. Here's the guitar solo at the end without all that bullshit and not mixed into the background as it was in that travesty of sound arrangement:
Produced by a Michael Omartin (no apostrophe). He also arranged the awful 'We are the World' and should be taken out back and shot.
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