TW: transphobia

Most users were dunking on Elon and sympathised with his daughter. But it's /r/JoeRogan, peace and quiet were just not possible...

Is Elon bald?

"Elon has done 1 Billion times more for the human race than you have and you're calling him a deadbeat 💀😭"

Liberals love disowning their families!1!1

One user was confused about Elon calling his child dead. Another tries to explain strange word choice

User is flabbergasted that there's a lot of liberals on the sub

User invocates DMS

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1eaoix6/a_clip_on_rjoerogan_is_posted_where_elon_declares/

Frick rightoid cute twinks. Animal lives are objectively less valuable than human lives so anyone who would rather a die over a kitten is a fricking r-slur. Who gives a shit if an animal dies? I bet y'all rightoids are all meat-eaters anyway so that makes y'all even bigger hypocrites lmfao (@jesus @X)

@BWC @Patsy tag metashit pls

https://metro.co.uk/2024/07/24/this-first-airline-women-can-request-not-sit-next-men-21287281/

!chuds !whites conquering India was a mistake. Some savages will never ascend to full !humans status.

!transphobes since trans women are literally men, how can men ruin this?

https://twitter.com/GeGeGek_/status/1816166387909583210

Gen Z boss and a mini. Gen Z boss and a mini.

Itty bitty titties and a bob. Itty bitty titties and a bob.

5'3 and an attitude. 5'3 and an attitude.

Secret product and a trench. Secret product and a trench.

New Frank Green and a sneaky link. New Frank Green and a sneaky link.

Fake tan hands and a hoop. Fake tan hands and a hoop.

Ironically, as sunnyv2, another commentary youtuber predicted last year (and was dogpiled for saying) Kris would become a liability to the Mr. Beast brand. That video for the record.

Now Kris has been accused of meeting up with a old child when they were in their 20s. This was enough chum in the water to set youtubers on the trail

I am not watching any of that shit, tbh fam

Of course, the vast majority of the information in these videos had been known for quite some time and were archived by Kiwi neurodivergents who aren't acknowledged but nevertheless are celebrating someone they've been calling a nonce for awhile's potential downfall. Relevant KF thread

Twitter is having a little melty at the news and taking it very well (Trans people of course are most affected). Twitter s and chuds all have to do their ritual mourning/dunking as drama accounts all post for attention. I assume ResetERA is also throwing a fit, but I don't have time to look right now and I'm sure reading that would be exhausting. Kris also deleted everything on twitter.

Lots of muck to rake through, but at least one smug commentary youtuber gets to say "I told you so"

📺🇺🇸🇮🇱🇵🇸 THE NOSE KNOWS: An Israeli infiltrator into the pro-Palestine protest burns the American Flag to stir up hatred against Gaza & support for Israel during Netanyahu's visit to congress.

Tengu physiognomy confirmed.👺

Don't fall for their tricks.

via | @Megatron_ron pic.twitter.com/kJElvlFdGt

— Sam Parker-ucas Gage🇺🇲 (@SamParkerSenate) July 24, 2024

He has a big nose, something no other middle eastern ethnicities are known for.

https://twitter.com/mediaunmaskedd/status/1816215553003884699

Also he must be Jewish because he's wearing a BC Racing coilovers t shirt?

https://twitter.com/Megatron_ron/status/1816208639863947701

This one must be Jewish because he has a fringe

https://twitter.com/uberdork1337/status/1816248588869198102

Or because he's white

https://twitter.com/SamParkerSenate/status/1816217869954248858

https://twitter.com/_shep311/status/1816222806159585591

>JUST LIKE MY HECKING SUPERSLOP!

!animalposters

!soyteens !chuds !g*mers

Hallo saars !leafs I would like to be apologizing for redeeming the poo, in my country it is great sign of honor and respect to be blessed with brahmin poo

I am marking all of them read

!metashit

EDIT: LMAO DELAYED 1 HR

Whoever made that useless piece of shit carp is fricking embarrassing, did his mother spend 9 months to make that shit? fricking pathetic butt comments that aren't funny just straight cringey and embarrassing, what a disservice that bot does to this site. Literally I believe carp causes mass shooters to snap and commit atrocities because who the frick could live knowing that comment carp made existed? Truly a dumb butt decision, you should be fricking embarrassed of yourselfs for ever thinking that not using a condom was a good idea.

I'd rather scroll on reddit politics and read every single comment until I die then have to endure another shit butt comment from carp, frick whoever decided to make him, I hope you end up getting skinned by the cartel for it dumb butt

Also lol:

Yikes:

Is he dead?

I am a cute twink called @Awoo - 148 votes

!schizomaxxxers

!tmz

!horsefrickers It looks as though harmony still alludes us

I thought he showed great restraint in not just shooting him tbh.

Guys had already punched 3 officers and broken a woman's nose

How fricking stupid do you have to be to try and fistfight airport police with sub machineguns?

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1eb3xtv/comment/leq05r7/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1eb3xtv/comment/leq81sq/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1eb3xtv/comment/leq86az/?context=8

Turn off the Olympics. https://t.co/uemrwp6Bbw

— Gays Against Groomers Scottsdale (@GayNotGroomerAZ) July 27, 2024

King Olympics

Even somehow united christian and lgbt

One parishioner, who asked to remain anonymous due to fear of retaliation, told OSV News that Simeon-Aguinam said in a homily during a weekday Mass in Lent, "God comes first. You cannot be both an Apache and a Catholic. You have to choose. You cannot be both. ... You have to leave those ways and that way of life behind ... you have to choose."

and from the AP article on this:

Larry Gosselin, a Franciscan who served St. Joseph from 1984 to 1996 and again from 2001 to 2003, said he sought the approval of 15 Mescalero leaders before Lentz began the painting that took three months to complete.

"He poured all of himself into that painting," said Gosselin, explaining that Lentz sprinkled gold dust on himself and skipped showering, using his body oils to adhere the gold to the canvas. Then he gave the painting to the humble church.

Albert Braun, the priest who helped construct the church building in the 1920s, respected Mescalero Apache traditions in his ministry and was so beloved that he is buried inside the church, near the altar.

Inculturation chads stay winning

Especially in the wake of the blood libel thrown at the Church for its involvement in Canada (which I don't expect average laypeople to be aware was a lie) that homily quote is