I would copypaste it here but it's SO LONG and the formatting would take forever to replicate

Anyway here are his top subreddits

"Dude" and "lmao" are both in his most frequently used words, but instead of bussy we have "conservatives", "Nazis", "Trump" and "Nazis"

Nazism also charts at the end, as well as the singular "conservative"

Anyway the scope of the hysterical tantrum about the fake shooting is the draw of this thread. It's really something else.

/u/PayDayLover69

Video of Trump telling the SS to wait so he can fist pump. Even as a libtard I have to admit this is based

Taken from https://bsky.app/profile/brainnotonyet.bsky.social/post/3ky2lwbkhgb2o

@Landlord_Messiah you should apply

E: deboonking

TLDR:- Mr Beast knew Kris was a p-dophile and covered it up

• Mr beast videos are all faked for scripted outcomes

• most contestants are employees or friends/family or large youtubers

• Mr beast ran multiple live streams where he claimed random shirts bought during the stream would receive prizes (basically counting as an illegal lottery targeting kids)

• Mr Beast's "autographed" merch has been caught being autographed by his team members forging signatures on video

• Mr Beast always acts like in his videos his fans and monetary supporters will be able to win random rewards and he is always loosing money with his generous giveaways basically training kids to consume in hopes of winning a tesla

Ive alays thought mr 661 was a bad influence on kids. I dont think this kind of mind rot editing, money obsessed content is healthy especially in how he lies about real it is when its blatantly faker then any traditional game show which has actual regulations on it. My big red flag came a while back when he claimed he actually made very little money on videos since he was always rolling over profits into new videos which seemed like such a massive lie like yeah dude you totally arent rich and are giving all the money to your fans its not like you own a whole butt town.

My ultimate psychoanaylsis is that like most kids content Mr mark of the beast tries to act very childish and that his bussiness is run by kids (hehe our accoutning nerds are telling me to stop making such crazy challanges since we loose all our profits) its how like Marvel comics used to operate in 60s where Stan lee would act like the whole thing was this crazy spontaneous bullpin of wackiness with merch deals so good his finance people tried to kill him! The difference is unlike a lot of other kid facing preformers who know how to act like a "big kid" and appeal to children Mr Breast has no charsima so the only way he can keep a child's attention span is via lots and lots of money.

This meme gets posted and the posts this:

At first you think "hmm, might just be a shit post... meh" but then a little snooping into his post history and you find all sorts of hidden treats...

For instance, in this post titled "What's your most outlandish "Hear Me Out" he posts this:

Also, here's his most posted post in subreddits...

Femboys... boykisser... ROBLOX bans (lol wtf)... And also Linux and Nissan drivers, so if there was any chance of him being a kid himself... well there goes that hope.

Kamala Harris proposes a regime of "equity" based on a simple principle: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. This should sound familiar.pic.twitter.com/PO6vUSrJ5m

— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) July 25, 2024

Disclaimer

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This will need to be broken into parts, this person has too much going on for ONE post. Also I can only take so much.

Meet Jinsol

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Jinsol Lee is a 29 y/o from the UK I came across his account when I was lurking, and saw a post from a Megatron521:

MG521: As an neurodivergent person, have you ever asked for an accommodation at work?

How did that go?

JSL: I got denied then I got fired after having a meltdown at work. I apparently "caused a scene"

I'm so sorry. That is very uncool of your employer.

Ableists gonna keep on ableisming

It was a decade ago and I've been out of work ever since. Safe to say I'll never work in retail again.

Comment that started it all

Now unfortunately, I couldn't find Jinsol's account of what happened, and that's why I went to his page in the first place.

I thought it would make for a nice, short, low effort post for shits and giggles.

Oh how wrong I was. What I found was bittersweet.

Jinsol is an neurodivergent, disabled trans man who's also Aegosexual, Gay, Poly, Intersex, and suffering from C-PTSD. He's also a self described "lefty, feminist, Helpol in private" who loves things like...

....Dinosaurs, g*mer, anime, manga & manhwas. I read BL, I like homestuck (act 1-7), huge skulduggery pleasant fan, Sims 4 Lot Builder, Old 2006 Emo, Kpop and Anime music 🎶, I have 11 anime tattoos, Skulduggery tattoo is my fave tat, pierced

• I had never heard of Skuldugery Pleasant, here's the Wikipedia page

• I assume "Helpol" is internet slang for "Hellenistic Polytheist" or "Hellenic Pagan" given that's in his bio.

I only saw ONE post about dinosaurs in the 39 weeks worth of content I scrolled though, so Jinsol is NOT a Dinochad

Also, !biofoids who do this kind of stuff, does this checkout?

Capricorn ☀ Taurus ☾ Scorpio ⬆, ENTP, numerology 8.

"About me"

Jinsol created his threads account last year, literally July 2023, and is chronically online. From my estimate, there's posts from almost every day since account creation. When Jinsol is posting about the BL comics he "reviews", he'll post somewhere between 5-10 times a day. According to the math @TheGoodTheBadTheBussy and I did initially, we believe Jinsol is consuming at least one BL volume per day a year.

But we'll get to that later.

Block Party

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Jinsol getting clowned on

This seems to happen on occasion, someone will find Jinsol's account and make a few jokes.

Notice the use of the words "Block Party". Jinsol has a habit of screenshoting something he doesn't like or someone trolling his account and sicing his small following on said person and likely blocking them after the damage is done.

Here are some examples;

This is the block party list as of 34 weeks ago, he has yet to update it

It's one screenshot, but there are at least 50 usernames on that list that he's named.

I'll likely have a stand alone mini instalment on "block party" later.

Intersex Claims

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I was immediately interested when Jinsol claimed to be intersex.

Intersex is a real disorder that affects real people, however it's been copped by some in the Alphabet community as a fun badge to wear.

Some things you should know before we continue:

((Thank you to @TheGoodTheBadTheBussy for helping me explain this))

• XY female intersex is a thing, that means that the Y chromosome missing the sry gene

• That would not produce doubled gonads

• XY women can't get themselves or others pregnant, they are infertile.

• Internal testicles will not fully mature. Any combination of hormones that would enable pregnancy would also produce sperm that can't fully mature

Link to post

Therefore, no, Jinsol can't live out his bizzare boy love OMEGAVERSE fantasy. More on that in part 2.

To quote bussy: "Needless to say this person feels very special and wants to feel special and wants to pretend to be special."

Going Medical

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I have reason to believe Jinsol is now medically transitioning as a result of reading so much man on man smut. This is it. We came back to it.

Here's a small track of Jinsol's transition, there's honestly so much to unpack on this topic alone, it will require another small post later:

GENDER ENVY OVER SETO KAIBA???

Presumably pre 2019

3 month "glow up"

I have been self medicating testosterone since April last year. Don't ask me how I get it. Instead ask why I have to.

I was put on the waiting list in September 2016, I have had 1 general assessment appointment on the 3rd Aug 2023, a psych assessment on the 19th Oct 2023 and my next psych assessment on the 20th Nov 2023. I still don't know when I will get a prescription of testosterone.

7 YEARS FOR JUST A GENERAL ASSESSMENT, PEOPLE REALLY DO DIE ON THIS WAITING LIST.

Link to the OG post for text above, I need all the file economy I can get

Jinsol was approved for T. surgery

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"LittleMarsey, can you go into detail on the man on man smut hypothesis?"

Yes. Jinsol has a huge collection of BL books that he also reviews.

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Link to what broke me

DIRTY SMUT MANGA ISNT "BOOKS" JIN

When I bothered to start counting after the first batch of BL reviews, I counted over 60 titles in the 39 weeks of content I looked through.

We'll look at some of those later. But here's the Crux in my hypothesis:

All of this seems to have combined in Jinsol's mind and twisted into a sexual fantasy where he transitions into a pretty boy from the copious amounts of BL they read/write.

But... That's for the next part, as I've exhausted my file economy and can no longer post more screenshots.

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Part 1.5 is out

Thread is titled "Guns N' Roses legend Slash announces death of 'talented' stepdaughter Lucy-Bleu Knight, 25, hours after cancelling four tour dates"

Confusion over quotation marks:

What sort of garbage-person puts positive comments in quotes on a death announcement? Why not add in parenthesis "yeah right", immediately after that to show your disdain more clearly daily-mail? What a tactless and disgraceful headline, from the daily-mail, about someone so recently passed.

Someone who is quoting another person? Would you react like this of they quoted "lovable" instead?

Why is "talented" quoted like that? Makes it seem disparaging lol

You know that quotation marks are intended to actually quote what someone said right?

Yeah, but they are also used as sarcasm. Which is definitely how it sounds, and I can't be the only one to think that. I mean it's obvious that it's not sarcastic, but im just making the point that the article is poorly titled.

Read more

Those hard quotes feel a bit in bad taste tho...

Nepotism

I make music, I know a lot of other musicians. Any musician with a successful famous musician parent is handed a golden ticket to do what they want. I know dozens of people who would have killed to have her name and lineage, and yet she had all that and killed herself.

If you knew anything about depression/mental illnesses you'd know how none of that shit matters in the slightest for suicidal people.

That's their point.

if it is, they did a terrible job making it because it doesn't come off like that at all.

This comment?

This will be the greatest redemption story on the internet when her OD/Suicide is revealed 🤷🏻‍♂️

Go Fund Me

Keep the speculation down…but remember for what it's worth. If she died of cancer there would already be a "go fund me" ready to cash in on this.

"Keep the speculation down…but remember for what it's worth" Then goes on to speculate... classy.

Wasn't trying to be classy..just pointing out the reality of the situation 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why would Slash need a go fund me? Is this a reference to something?

It's not his real daughter…she was probably broke and depressed like everyone else

lol most downmarseys on Reddit today :) you all downmarsey like a bunch of KITTIES !!!!! 🖕🖕

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This isn’t what it is.

Jeez, I take a little plane trip and miss the weird stuff! https://t.co/IdLNuxtxi1

— Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) July 24, 2024

https://twitter.com/FabianNicieza/status/1816259222285201454

Apparently estimate is based on current rate of attrition.

!britbongs finest here

Takes a minute to get going but it just keeps escalating and escalating until the very end and is absolutely worth the watch with the screeching and squealing and everything

Anyway here's the story

https://news.sky.com/story/headteacher-gregory-hill-pretended-to-pass-out-as-he-resisted-arrest-for-harassing-younger-female-colleague-13180531

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The mass killing of children is a good thing. Ok then. (2)

What do you expect in a war? Honestly? Like two nations being nice to each other and only fighting on extra battelfields designed for it?What do you do if the enemy takes civilian as human meatshields? If every state that borders you and is in your area is antisemetic towards you? Is it okay to kill kids, no. Is it okay to kill, no. Did it humanity ever stop going into wars? Also no. I would get if the US is sending troops a la Vietnam, that you want that out. But it is not it is a war of Islamic and Jewish Nation, while latter is supported by the West.Is everything correct how it went of? That the British and the French created the problem after second world war? No. Is it good that the Islamic nations around it declared war multiple times towards Isreal, that Hamas leaders are hiding in one of those states as well? No. There are no good side, and pretending you are the "morally good one" for opposing child murder while picking a side that also wouldnt and didnt stop that line tel... (-1)

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I've said it before, but... Conservatives will assume the very worst things about Biden with no evidence but ignore the obvious evidence of r*pe, child r*pe, treason, and the hunger for dictatorship present in their own candidate. (1)

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What do you expect in a war? Honestly? Like two nations being nice to each other and only fighting on extra battelfields designed for it?What do you do if the enemy takes civilian as human meatshields? If every state that borders you and is in your area is antisemetic towards you? Is it okay to kill kids, no. Is it okay to kill, no. Did it humanity ever stop going into wars? Also no. I would get if the US is sending troops a la Vietnam, that you want that out. But it is not it is a war of Islamic and Jewish Nation, while latter is supported by the West.Is everything correct how it went of? That the British and the French created the problem after second world war? No. Is it good that the Islamic nations around it declared war multiple times towards Isreal, that Hamas leaders are hiding in one of those states as well? No. There are no good side, and pretending you are the "morally good one" for opposing child murder while picking a side that also wouldnt and didnt stop that line tel... (-1)

It's not arrogant to object to genocide. Or fascist lol. It is morally debased not to. Israel is committing horrific war crimes and consistently breaches international law. All funded and enabled by the US. That some casually justify this is only a reflection of their own broken moral compass. The only side I'm picking is innocent civilians, irrelevant of their religion or nationality. It shows limited thinking to assume someone supports Hamas simply because they object to the mass killing of children. Hamas did kill 38 children in October, which is appalling. For context, Israel killed 38 children in the West Bank in 2023 before 7 October. Israel has killed 15,000 children in Gaza. And orphaned 19,000 children. There are also an estimated 21,000 children missing. The grim medical acronym courtesy of Israel in Gaza is WCNSF – wounded child, no surviving family. (2)

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they're 100% correct btw

A 2009 agreement insisted on by the European Commission meant that Microsoft could not make security changes that would have blocked the update from cybersecurity firm Crowdstrike

!neolibs government overregulation causing issues

I'm certainly not active everyday or a pillar to the community but I am r-slurred. This makes me qualified to create an account and tell other r-slurs to join in throwing slurs or giving based opinions.