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Paging @doc @Garry_Chess rate my medical condition
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The Final Solution to /pol/'s Racism.
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And yes that is a whole forum for Transformers :marseysnappyautism: I appreciate it because it's one of those OG Internet forums that long predates any contemporary social media.

Apologies if this is a little less cerebral :marseybrain: than what /h/lit is used to but my understanding is that the Eisner Awards are supposed to be prestigious or something. Interesting that it went to a licensed comic β€” a Hasbro property about action figures of all things.

I've always maintained that the Transformers comics are actually pretty dope sci-fi comics. Really they're the only Transformers stories that have ever been more than just toy advertisements and I've been meaning to do effortposts on the Dreamwave and IDW runs. Pat Lee easily deserves one all to himself :marseymerchantsoy:

Anyway do our resident !comicshitters have any opinions?

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Gym turtle appreciation post

>sign new 30-year contract at gym

>Got a rate buydown for 1 day per week as gym clown

>Shoot protein shakes out of a fake flower on my lapel to lighten the mood

>Gym manager lands his helicopter on the roof and say in doing a great job

>Gym turtle is a much nicer mascot than the Mountain Lion at my last gym

>Tren in the vending machine at the locker

>The really jacked guy squatting 4pl8 for reps calls me "big guy" and lets me work in with him in one of the premium smoking section racks

Feels good man

:#marseyfeelsgood:

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Britbongs can now use Uber to escape brutal stabmoggings.

!britbongs

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  • Grue : I keep upvoting this, remembering it's in /h/anime, then revoking the upmarsey

!anime !kino

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/268967023/#268967023

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AITAH for not tipping after overhearing what my waitress said about me?

I (30 F) was at a restaurant last night with my mother. She was meeting my boyfriends mom for the first time. We're punctual people, so we got there about 30 minutes before our reservation. We got seated with no issues. It took the waitress 20 minutes to get to our table even though the restaurant was pretty empty. Right away I could tell the she didn't want to wait on us. She didn't great us with a "hello," she just asked what we wanted to drink. We told her, and I noticed that she didn't write our order down. It took another 15 minutes for our drinks to get to our table, and they were wrong. It's hard to mess up a gingerale and a vodka soda, but she did.

My mom pointed out that she didn't order a pepsi, and the waitress rolled her eyes, took my mother's glass and disappeared. I excused myself to use the washroom shortly after. I had no idea where I was going, so I went to the entrance to ask one of the hostesses there. While I was walking up to the server area, I overheard my waitress talking to some other hostesses. She was pissed that she had to wait on "a black table" because "they" never tip well. My mother and I were the only black people in the restaurant. She wasn't even whispering when she said it either.

I wasn't stunned, but her lack of effort started to make sense. I interrupted their conversation, and I asked where the bathroom was. I didn't let on that I had heard what they were talking about. When I got out of the bathroom, my boyfriend and his mom were already seated. My boyfriend and his mother are white. When my waitress saw the rest of our party, she did a 180. Her service was stellar. She took notes, told jokes, and our water glasses were always filled. She didn't make another mistake.

Because the night went so well, I decided to treat everyone and pay the check. She gave me the machine, and I smiled at her while I keyed in "0%" for a tip. She didn't notice until after the receipt had been printed out. By that time, all of us had already started to leave. She tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I had made a mistake on the bill. I told her I didn't think so, and looked at the receipt. She asked if there was a problem with her service, and I said her service was fantastic, but since I was a black woman, I don't tip well. Her face went white, and she kind of laughed nervously, and I laughed as well. I walked out after that, but my boyfriends mom asked what had happened.

I told her what I had overheard, and my boyfriend's mom said that I should've tipped her anyway because it shows character. She seemed pretty pissed at me after that. My boyfriend and my mom are both on my side, but I'm wondering if I should've just thrown in a $2 tip?

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Post from Ava's alleged sister:

https://old.reddit.com/r/rspod/comments/1ecwfyh/from_ava_chris_tysons_sister_the_community_are/

Have no idea if this is Ava's sis's real account (I'm leaning towards fake) but the commenter getting mad about the issue of doxxing and then promptly deleting his account is kind of funny.

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Boar's Head recalls several deli products over possible listeria contamination

Fun fact: wild boar is one of the lowest grade meat youll find

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Heres the scene btw and thats the tea, sis

i feel like

>My father r*ped me but go off i guess

>lets frick but go off i guess

Also, the actress playing Mysaria is terrible, and Plus it makes no sense for her to be called The White Worm considering in F&B she was called that way for being pale as milk and having an almost white tone of hair

im literally screaming, The ASOIAF subs

https://old.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/1e91ngv/yeah_baby_lol_that_aint_daemon/

https://old.reddit.com/r/HouseOfTheDragon/comments/1e92ai5/book_spoilers_house_of_the_dragon_2x06/

I just think it's funny that https://old.reddit.com/r/HOTDGreens/comments/1e91oae/its_real_lmfaoo/

https://old.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1e92t9y/spoilers_extended_house_of_the_dragon_season_2/ but its whatever

also like https://old.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/1e9596c/kamala_as_a_future_president_and_rhaenyra_as/

Don't forget Sea Smoke literally murdering a white man and making a DEI decision to choose a black man

:#marseyxd: PERIODT

https://old.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/1e93etl/is_seasmoke_racist/

!kino !bookworms

https://old.reddit.com/r/HOTDGreens/comments/1e9agg0/imdb_starting_ratings_e6_smallfolk/

um Lmao, the episode its getting reviewed bombed on IMDB

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Weekly "what are you reading" Thread #59

To discuss your weekly readings of books, textbooks and papers.

!bookworms !classics !ringbearers

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-07-23 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯For the Americans voting in 2024 Election, does Kamala Harris get y.../r/AskReddit (48M)63%27263
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Convicted felon and male feminist Trump being extremely weird with an unde.../r/pics (31M)61%4905
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Kamala Harris in the 80s/r/OldSchoolCool (19M)61%4171
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜the Democrats now have a real shot of winning against trump again /r/millenials (103K)68%3900
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜It genuinely blows my mind that Democrats are perfectly fine with K.../r/Conservative (2M)54%1502
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜You have the choice /r/economicCollapse (48K)67%1730
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Kamala Harris holding a dog/r/pics (31M)70%1873
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Elon! Nooooooo!/r/Conservative (2M)60%1131
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜You can't tell me this wasn't one of the best movies in history./r/StarWars (4M)66%1093
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜It should be common courtesy to avoid pooping in public restrooms./r/The10thDentist (282K)60%718

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜the Democrats now have a real shot of winning against trump again /r/millenials (103K)68%3900
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜You have the choice /r/economicCollapse (48K)67%1730
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜You have the choice /r/the_everything_bubble (28K)60%420
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Devin Walker on current events in the US/r/thechallengemtv (50K)56%595
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What do they mean by "defending democracy?" democrat #defendingdemo.../r/CreationNtheUniverse (85K)50%513
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜We need more rock./r/FortniteFestival (23K)57%152
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Kamala Harris /r/ElPaso (67K)50%378
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Am I the only one who uses baby wipes /r/hygiene (76K)56%469
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Always cheap labor with these clowns./r/IBEW (63K)46%233
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Am I the only one regretting having bought this phone?/r/S24Ultra (23K)51%78

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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What the Sigma? : Teachers

Knock on wood, so far this year, I haven't heard a single Skibbity Potty or Alpha Male nonsense. Today, I had one of my less focused students start blurting out, "What the Sigma? What the Sigma? What. The. Sigma?" You know the behavior. Say something you heard on TikTok and then look to see who responds. Say it again, doing your absolute personal best to get attention. More effort than you've ever given a single assignment or locating a pencil of any functionality.

A couple of kids chuckle and look to me for a response, so I ask the kid, "What does that mean?" This, of course, is his cue to repeat it two more times.

I ask him again, what does the Greek letter Sigma mean to you in this context. Again, "What the Sigma?" as if he's owning the room.

Naturally, I Google that crap, to the utter astonishment of all the dingbats. Perhaps they believe I've never heard of the Interwebs.

According to all of the reliable sources (I found them on the Internet, so they must be correct), a Sigma is equal to an Alpha, but living away from the pack. I shared this with the class and then clarified with my student, "So, you're a Sigma, on par with the Alpha, right?"

"Ummmmm..."

"If you're the Sigma, you're basically a pack leader, like an Alpha, right? You're the boss. Everybody follows you. You are the best at everything and everybody knows it."

"Ummmmmmm...." A couple of "Ooooohs" from the peanut gallery tell me that the burn has landed. My A kids are having a nice chuckle at the moment.

"Now, dear children, let's all appreciate this moment of irony." At this point, I resumed my normal teaching activities, but a bit more dramatically than usual. We're in a wood shop, so most of this is monitoring traffic, giving safety reminders and generally saying things like, "Next you're going to the table saw," or, "Before you jump into that could you pick up those three things." We have a well-oiled machine and kids were quick to respond to my requests and move on with whatever they were doing.

The irony was entirely lost on my poor Sigma, but everybody else in the room understood that the hierarchy had been quietly affirmed.

:#marseyinvisible::#soyjakanimeglasses: :#!zoomertears:

:#soyjak: :#soyjakfat: :#!bigsmilesoyjak: :#!soyjakwow:

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Video they're complaining about:

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Whore :marseygeisha: dabs on wagecucks :marseywagie:
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17220049751946173.webp

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My tribute :marseyretardcheers: to the olympics :marseygymnast:
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I found a prison escape game trailer

Looks like it could be fun.

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Mileage milestone.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1eawgy6/not_jobby/

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1eaou34/the_horrible_and_disgusting_sleepy_cabin_episode/

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1eawgy6/not_jobby/

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1earxx2/people_associated_with_shadman_twitter_thread/

They fail to realize these peoples audience aren't redditors or are sponsored by huge companies so you can't cancel them lol.

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Its just a :marseytrain2: prank bro.

https://nypost.com/2024/07/26/us-news/teen-accused-of-derailing-trains-for-insane-youtube-video/

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New XKCD :marseyoperasmug:
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So just because she sucked a peepee before it means she can't have been r*ped?

She touched herself while the accused filmed her in an entirely consensual manner.

So some people are missing that the guy is charged with voyeurism for filming her without consent too, so it's very likely that this is his defense for that. It does not disprove her claims at all, and if anything seems to show that he was indeed taking videos and images without consent. The fact that she didn't know it was filmed fits with this, does it not?

"didn't know" meanwhile she literally put her hand over the camera in one of these videos

This should never have been allowed. What has that encounter got to do with her being r*ped. The judge needs removing and a retrial called. Bang out of order.

We know why the defence did it.

Because it casts a huge amount of doubt over everything else she's said? Hard too claim multiple r*pes when you also the guy film you jilling off multiple times

Jewish lives matter because jewesses don't have !foidmoment's like this

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