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Babysat my suicidal godchild. Had to chill with him in a CPI restraint for 3 hours until he calmed down. Parents were too busy to pick up their fricking phones and we almost ended up in a TCI restraint when he started head butting me. Thank Christ his parents aren't litigious and will pay for my bottles of wine I needed after switching him off to them.
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Apparently I have to write progress notes even though it's just a dumbed down H&P which I give zero fricks about. Just get a scribe to summarize it and the last risk assessment. I'm like 3 4 Locos deep into the night.
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this is actually sad pic.twitter.com/4SXTzGDSpz
— Veluta (@VelutaMMA) June 24, 2024
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Was annoyingly sober after 7 shots so I ended up drinking another 7 shots. Shit hit me like a brick so time to just deal with whatever happens.
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So thank you all for giving me 1000s of little bundles of joy every single day
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The Nambuthiris on the other hand, owning vast amount of lands along with religious authority and highest position in the Malayali society hardly cared about modern education till early part of 20th century. pic.twitter.com/J86Ef1gbsN
— ΰ€¦ΰ₯ΰ€΅ΰ€Έΰ€ (@Devasakha) June 5, 2024
Sometimes I imagine being born a Kulin Brahmin 150 years back instead of today. Some of them had 30+ wives. Just....
Now we wagecuck
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πͺπΊβΌοΈπ¨ Von der Leyen makes propaganda about and for herself!
— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) June 1, 2024
WTF β¦ who paid for this? Taxes? pic.twitter.com/H1TpvBlDg6
Kinda disappointed she didn't mentioned how she get her degree and talked about Covid vaccines and what happened to those
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It's 5, I'm allowed to drink now. (Ignore the fact I was drinking this morning those in the group chat)
Had to spend the majority of the day filling out paperwork that literally should not be my problem. Some nurse was being bitchy because I used shorthand instead of printed English even though she should have known what I wrote. Now I'm just trying to put the past couple days behind me and enjoy Belvedere.
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Erdogan: βHitler would envy Netanyahuβ
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To me the actually fun part was that some of my black guy friends liked this post
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69 y/o male presents after multiple bruises and bone pain, neuropathy and paraprotein general screening. Further testing showed non IgM paraprotein. There are only 2 diagnoses that makes sense so start asking questions for this very obvious guided answer.
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Covering for a friend remotely and patient on plavix is mad that I ordered recommended they go to the ER. I'm about 1100 miles away and I don't even know what hospital they go to typically. Go to the ER, get a CT and then follow up with somebody else because I'm only doing this given my friend is sick.
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I have a 30 minute break over a 72 hour shift outside of required sleep time. I'm tempted to let my license lapse because if I have to deal with another heart attack and cardiology I'm going to lose my mind.
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Don't use Spotify lol I'm not a strag
- GlowieKong : Marseyphobia, Marseymisia, and maybe even some Marseyphilia, jury's still out on that one.
- 676974 : Marseyphobia, Total Carp Death NOW!
- 89wc : #factcheck
- Elements : BAYZED
- Spookmander : frick you
- searcher : deflector bait
- ZombieWolf : Zombie Wolf approved post
- not_a_raccoon : Ban the cat hater
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What the frick is the point of owning a cat
Ah haha you're so cute for the 40 minutes a day when you're simultaneously awake and in my line of sight and I bet you're even cuter during the other 6 hours you're awake awww π₯°
They literally exist (outside of farms) entirely to serve as surrogate children for women or to take pictures of to pretend to bond with other childless women over the internet
There is no reason for a moid to own a cat at all and crossdressing would be less feminine behavior and offer far more entertainment
Your cats are stupid and boring and serve no purpose and you should feel bad about yourself.
Cope below β¬οΈ