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The story of the Michelin-star chef that killed himself :marseychef: :marseychartdowntrend2:

A classical Greek tragedy about hard work, big egos, and French culture.

His fanatical attention to detail, frenetic work ethic, and discerning palate, propelled him to the top of his profession, and earned him a knowledgeable and loyal, but unforgiving and demanding clientele.

:marseychefkiss: :marseyautism:

In the late 1990s, a new form of Asian-inspired "fusion cuisine" swept France, catering to an international corporate class and pleasing trend-driven "foodies" (a neologism of the movement), which Loiseau resisted.

:marseybased: :soyjakhipstergenocide:

Loiseau was downgraded from 19/20 to 17/20 in the Gault et Millau guide and received a strong negative media review from the gastronomic critic François Simon in the newspaper Le Figaro, but he still had his three stars in the Michelin Guide. Criticism continued to pour in and the media speculated about a possible future loss of a Michelin star.

:marseysweating: :marseystocksdown:

But on February 24, 2003, the chef finished his lunchtime service, rolled up his apron and drove home. Telling his ten-year old son – one of three children – to go and play outside, he went upstairs, locked the bedroom door and shot himself in the head with a hunting rifle, a present from his wife.

:marseydeadinside2:

After his death, three-star chef Jacques Lameloise said Loiseau had once confided, "If I lose a star, I'll kill myself".

:marseyworried:

Derek Brown, Michelin director at the time, said: "The idea of telling him about the concerns we had about some of his cooking was in order to give him an opportunity to consider whether he wanted to do something about it, which he did, as it turned out."

:mysides:

All in all, a messy story sparking many debates about whether reviewers should really be brutally honest, and if they are unfairly harsh. Perhaps it inspired Ratatouille (2007)?

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Post shitty chud comix

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17391573817xnFXosBNKqCxA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17391573815AFZ-MytxUQ9Sw.webp

Taken from here: https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/147427769#p147427769

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100 billion zuck bucks got burned

					
					
					
	

				
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Come back after you graduate high school. Lol (78)

they don't teach you how to like people in high school and people are inherently evil and i don't need to like them if i don't want to. (-68)

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Tolerance is for putting up with a bad smell, or physical pain, not the existence of gay people or other ethnicities. (413)

as an attractive young male, i can definitely say i barely tolerate gay people. too happy and personable. and people in general. i hate everyone equally so good luck spinning me as homophobic or racist. yes i hate gays yes i hate blacks yes i hate your pasty hairy french dad yes i hate your evil 16 year old cat. get over it (-104)

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Forget the politics, the stuff she's saying about your relationship should be enough to drop her NOR (3521)

You people are sick who would drop your family over differences in opinion (-100)

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i can't believe people are seriously focusing on people being gay when someone in government just did a nazi salute lmao for God's sake. and they're not not taking them back because "they're the worst of the worst", they literally are just not taking them back because it's FRICKED UP TO DO THIS TO PEOPLE 😭 he is literally sending back literal american citizens because he is getting rid of birthright citizenship. WHY ARE WE FOCUSING ON GAY PEOPLE WHEN TRUMP IS CLEARLY GOING OFF THE DEEP END??? he's trying to get FOUR MORE YEARS AGAIN. he is literally being scary. like she should be worried, period. again, why in the absolute FRICK are people focusing on gay people when WE CANNOT AFFORD HOUSING. OR GROCERIES BARELY. we are being overworked and underpaid. immigrants are being overworked and SEVERELY underpaid and blackmailed by companies bc of their legal status. THIS IS NOT WHAT AMERICA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE. SO WHY ARE THEY NOT WORRIED??? i used to think people on the left were overreacti... (0)

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Some might say that we shouldn't sever contact with our MAGA friends and family because it will let them just fall deeper into their own brainwash pit. Unfortunately that ship has sailed long ago. During his first administration this argument might have had some credibility to it but no longer. It's been a decade. They're lost. Like they are legit lost and gone. We have to sever connections to show that this is not normal. We have to show them that this insanity should not be normalized and doing things such as cutting off all contact with these nut jobs will provide a possibility of showing some folks the seriousness of this. To them they think it's politics and they don't understand why family would cut them off just because of politics. But it's not just politics anymore. It's literally infecting the daily lives of not only Americans but international societies as well. It is affecting human rights, it is oppressing people. The Germans in the 1930's let Nazis become normalized an... (0)

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So clearly you cut the start of this argument. Why? And yes if I saw "Two same-s*x parents cannot typically have biological children. But what if two men could have a baby? What do you think the s*x of the child could be" I'd also be going like WTF is this r-slurred question(AND SO SHOULD YOU). What did you expect calling her homophobic. This isn't even about homophobia, it's a stupid fricking question to have in a BIOLOGY textbook! Wtf are you people teaching your kids in the USA. At first I thought republicans were just exaggerating rare cases but shit has become so muddy I don't think either side knows what's up or down. Every well known reddit thread has become a illogical Lib/Cons cesspool of politics ,propaganda and bots(or r-slurs IDK). No fricking wonder Trump won because Dems seem to be the more radical, illogical, brainwashed morons than the republicans usually are. You people need to seriously do a reality check on yourselves or face another 8 years of Republican dominance. ... (1)

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Ye is currently dunking on random foids on IG.

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Anyone who has IG can you go see what else hes up to.

!thotpatrollers

!tmz

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1. :npc: "imagine what blacks will become without white people's grace" :marseypenny: "reprobate"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040634R7RXZU0MYT21-Q.webp

2. :soyjakanimeglasses: "lol conservative, your entire MAGA ideology is built on being victims" :chadnordic: :chadwomannordic: :chadasian2: :chadwomanblack: :chadpostal2: "Libtard lol"

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3. :marseysmug2: "found his brother :marseygigaretard:" :marseysmug3: "found yours :donkeykongnojak:"

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4. :chadblack2: "I've detoxified myself from Afrocentric victim complex" :blacksoyjak: "crispy butt coon"

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5. :npcangry: "lol imagine being African, stop complaining and go back to Africa" :blacksoyjak: "WE WUZ AMERICANS AND SHEEIT!"

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6. :chudsmug: "I have Neighbor stress syndrome"

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7. :marseyemojilaugh: :chadnordic: :chadwomannordic: :chadasian:

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How many of ya'll did the DICTIONARY GOON? (real shit)

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How many of you break the law just to goon? It aint a new thang! The old heads would break the law all the time just to goon! Aight, sheeit imma hit ya'll off with a quick lesson on masturbation. You see, none of the GOONERS can agree on where gooning originated and how some GOONING became illegal and some didn't. Sheeit, some of our GOONERS are Christians and according to them, God HATES gooners. As proof, they point to the story of Onan. That's a real deep cut there nigguh get your googles on that shit for real. That dude was the first to say yo FRICK GOD I DON'T WANT GUSSY because GOONING is better.

Folks like me, we goon hard but we ain't Christians. I'm not tryna read an old book unless its a sticky playboy ya heard me? :coomer: in my set we believe that true gooning as we enjoy it today originated with De Sade. Now that motherlover figured out that all these laws, morality, and modesty is bullshit. It's all about GOONING NON-STOP to COMPLETELY ABHORRENT shit. Check this shit out, this gentleman GOONED so hard the FEDS said ENOUGH FUN and they charged him with pornography, s*x crimes, and blasphemy. He said I ain't gonna stop COOMING this is what I believe in to the bottom of my heart I die for this goon shit. I didn't even mention that this KING had royal ancestry. They arrested him many times and he just kept getting out. He gooned so hard FEDS were trying to KILL him.

They aint kill him though. My gooners, we look up to De Sade. We stay in that evil shit bruh we know that the best cooms come from the worst filth imaginable

  • Virgin vulva in a monogamous marriage making consentual and thoughtful love to each other?

NO. I HATE THAT SHIT NIGGUH.

https://media.tenor.com/IGxWkIMWY4MAAAAx/hate-hatred.webp

De Sade is a real G for us gooners. If you don't understand then maybe you're not a REAL GOONER and we don't want no FAKE GOONERS on our set so you best get going. Before he left, he wrote the best filth ever. Shit goes so hard, it has GOONER scholars decoding it in modern day. Sheeeit. This GENIUS left behind the whole blueprint for HARDCORE GOON ADDICTS.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/we-translated-the-marquis-de-sade-s-most-obscene-work-here-s-how-a7393066.html

Now there's one more set I wanna talk about and that's the EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGISTS. Sheeit, I don't really frick with these BIPOCs. They be using science and shit to trace back the origins of COOMING in humans and the psychological underpinnings of GOONING in our shared human ancestry. Because it's crazy, cultures around the world, completely disconnected across space and time, and we all GOON hard.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738424915DFo8wKOxccRIjQ.webp

https://media.tenor.com/TXdZvyjjYMIAAAAx/reaction-what.webp

Some of us gooners, sheeit when we're not out there selling COOMpacks on Whatsapp/Telegram, we look up at the stars and wonder... do aliens coom? If they do then maybe this goon shit goes back further than human history. Maybe it was passed down to us from ancient galactic beings. And it's our duty to pass on the gift of GOONING to the next generation and get them hooked on TORRENTED PORN, USED TAMPONS, and UNSAFE S*X.

https://media.tenor.com/lH64UaVl_00AAAAx/lord-vishnu.webp

But this post isn't about all the sets. It's about one young man who had the courage to stand against society and GOON. That man is me. Sheeit when I started gooning I was just a YB aint got shit going on for me in life except weak butt shit like college, caring parents, and goals and aspirations. Then I discovered GOONING and I realised actually I aint tryna hear all that shit. I was put on this Earth to GOON.

https://media.tenor.com/OrQWyfcliMIAAAAx/sasha-banks-moans.webp

https://media.tenor.com/7_Or8zP1S9wAAAAx/doctor-who-dr-who.webp

WOMEN TRY TO STOP ME FROM COOMING BUT THEY CAN'T.

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I want pain, faeces, and rotten, cut-open torsos that I coom into. But back when I was a wee young lad I didn't have TERABYTES of COOMpacks (DM me for details). So sheeit I did what's called the dictionary game. I would look up naughty words in a physical dictionary, read that filth, and GOON hard.

It's the best way to goon. You don't need:

  • Clothes

  • Lube

  • Internet

  • Electricity

  • A mobile device or electronic gadgets

You just need a dictionary and your hand. Just keeping gooning boys. The promised land is almost here.

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https://media.tenor.com/eemjMzBp2EgAAAAx/dance.webp

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THEY NOT LIKE US.

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"China is going to take over and influence everything now that USAID is defunded, you'll see!"

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Jonathan Frakes asks you life's deepest questions

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:marseypearlclutch:Is r/Dallas banning discussion about banning links to xitter?! :!marseyreich:

					
					

:#pepejannie:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/1i74v9p/hey_rdallas_xcom_ban_when/

https://media.tenor.com/cxPBPdBgDnQAAAAx/its-alll-so-tiresome-tired.webp

Links to DFWScanner are highly utilized on both /r/Dallas and /r/FortWorth any time an accident/pileup/shooting comes up; it wouldn't make sense to ban it.

/u/Dallas-ModTeam appears to be scrubbing the sub of any mention of this. Based on that, I would say the answer is no, they intend to have no discussion about it.

edit: mods have made the decision to allow a platform that is a vehicle for disinformation and MAGA propaganda to continue to be used here. vote accordingly.

how do we elect new mods?

:#marseyxd:

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Ackshually, transgender vegan murderers are right-wing

					
					
					
	

				
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Carp :carpexcited: (Palantir :marsey1984: CEO) is selling $1.2 billion in stock :marseyhappening:

PLTR dropped 10% today lol

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New Marvelslop Third Worst Marvelslop Ever Say Critics

Captain America: Brave New World - 51% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Worse than The Marvels.

There have been 35 MCU films and this one ranks 33rd, ahead of only The Eternals and Ant Man 3.

I thought RT was supposed to be rigged. If so, it looks like Marvel has failed to offer up the appropriate number of child sacrifices, or whatever it costs to get good reviews these days.


					
					
					
	

				
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I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence look at the gold at the fabled Fort Knox

!kino !r-slurs !khive

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Musk thinks multiple people can have the same SSN
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Mayo foid discovers that gooks are actually very gross despite k pop existing.

!foidmoment

!asians

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED will pay someone to plan a trip to the philippines for me

2 weeks - at least 3 months or more from now. DM me your rates.

Community Note by @lmaoprankt

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Workers' rights for Elon's baby mamas.
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