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All of my raccoons met a tragic end.

!coons

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Teleportation Achieved Between Quantum Computers in a World First :shadowchaoscontrol:

https://media.tenor.com/A4usuHWH-TsAAAAx/code-quantum.webp

In a groundbreaking use of teleportation, critical units of a quantum processor have been successfully spread across multiple computers, proving the potential of distributing quantum modules without compromising on their performance.

While the transfer only took place over a space of two meters (about six feet) in an Oxford University laboratory, the leap was more than enough to emphasize the feasibility of scaling quantum technology by teleporting quantum statesΒ across an 'internet' of connected systems.

Teleportation is a quirk of physicsΒ that only makes sense through a quantum lens, where objects exist in a blur of possible characteristics until processes of measurement force them to adopt each state.

By mingling the undecided states of different objects inΒ an act known as entanglement, and then carefully choosing the right kinds of measurements to make on one, it's possible to use the answers to force an entangled object some distance away to adopt (and destroy) the original object's quantum identity.

It might not be the kind of teleportation that would beam passengers through the vacuum of space in a blink, but it's perfect for sharing the blur of information necessary for logical operations in a quantum processor.

"Previous demonstrationsΒ of quantum teleportation have focused on transferring quantum states between physically separated systems,"Β saysΒ lead author Dougal Main, a physicist at Oxford University.

"In our study, we use quantum teleportation to create interactions between these distant systems."

Where classical computers use binary 'on or off' switches to perform strings of computations on bits of information,Β quantum computersΒ use mathematically complex distributions of possibilities known as qubits, typically represented in a simple feature of an uncharged particle such as a charged atom.

To make this process practical, hundreds or even thousands of such particles need to have their yet-to-be-decided states entangled with one another in a restricted fashion, without intrusive objects weaving their own possibilities in and messing up the calculations.

Scaling current technology to this level is complicated by obstacles that requireΒ error-correcting processesΒ orΒ shieldingΒ to preserve the delicate quantum states long enough for them to be measured.

Linking a number of smaller processors across a network to create a kind of quantum supercomputer is another solution. While quantum information can be transmitted in the form of a light wave, the potential for its state to be irreversibly corrupted along the way makes it an impractical option.

Teleportation requires the receipt of measurements the old-fashioned way – through reliable binary data. Once sent, operations at the receiving end can tweak their own entangled particle until it effectively looks like the original.

The all-important quantum blur of the teleported spin state in the Oxford University experiment was an 86 percent match with the original, more than good enough for it to serve as a logic gate for a simple operation known as aΒ Grover's algorithm, which succeeded with 71 percent efficiency across the two quantum processors.

"By interconnecting the modules using photonic links, our system gains valuable flexibility, allowing modules to be upgraded or swapped out without disrupting the entire architecture," saysΒ Main.

Having options for restructuring a quantum network could diversify the applications for such technology, repurposing networks of computers into cowtools that can measure and test physics at its most fundamental level.

This research was published inΒ Nature.

https://media.tenor.com/rI707UrZyrAAAAAx/isso-e-mecanica-quantica-complicado.webp

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what an original story
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USAID funded homosexuality in gaming
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Can we get an /h/watchpeopledie? :marseybestfriends:

I want to see gore, but I don't want to use that gay little website. I want to use this gay little website instead :marseythumbsup:

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The elites don't want you to know this, but the so called "Sahara Desert" is ACTUALLY a Sahara Beach.

Stay woke

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Anna Kasparian from TYT goes nuclear :marseydarkfoidretard:

First Anna goes off on discount Anna Kasparian (Emma something, the r-slurred host of pod save america or similar podcast, doesn't matter which one they're all the same):

>You're a nepo baby rich b-word, frick you as a staff, record label and as a motherfrickin' crew

Then some dumbass tried to pin her as jealous of... hasan the r-slurred host of pod save america (all the same, doesn't matter)

Well, surprise, that dude hasan is the nephew (actual nephew, not an nword euphemism) of Anna's long time co-host Chunk Yoghurt and she spills the beans on how he's scared of his viewers and secretly hates them

Hope you enjoyed the post, have a nice day dramatard :marseyletsgo:

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Politician that absolutely does not have dementia has an accurate view of current events

					
					
					
	

				
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Please list your major, the majors you have beef with, and the majors you frick with
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https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Faoc.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3lis4oh6jec2u

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Oi, You got a lolicense for that cyber fart? :marseybong: :marseybongcop:
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Worst luck in the universe

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Holy shit it's so over for EUcels :marseywagie: (OP was asking about $130k for a mid range networking gig).

!codecels !burgers

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Cat thread?
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-05 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Most of the Republicans I know have now come to their senses/r/OptimistsUnite (192K)62%7098
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITAH for "changing my mind on wanting kids" and saying "I've never.../r/AITAH (3M)63%5161
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Nazi sympathizer and illegal immigrant Elon Musk/r/Justfrickmyshitup (967K)67%3314
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government/r/babylonbee (40K)64%2483
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜James/r/comics (3M)66%2520
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜They called a madman! Built a simple but reliable airplane Steam De.../r/SteamDeck (835K)55%1415
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Make it make sense, upside down world 🀑/r/JoeRogan (2M)59%977
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why is dating as a Gen Z guy so much harder than it was for past ge.../r/GenZ (426K)54%713
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITAH for choosing my best friend over s*x with my fiancΓ©e?/r/AITAH (3M)56%614
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Protest in Downtown Chattanooga – Justice for Immigrants Now!/r/Chattanooga (89K)57%563

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government/r/babylonbee (40K)64%2483
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Most of the Republicans I know have now come to their senses/r/OptimistsUnite (192K)62%7098
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Any pro-trump businesses?/r/thousandoaks (6K)55%135
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Nobody is Illegal Protest in Redding!/r/Redding (13K)60%300
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What are the pro-trump/maga businesses here?/r/Fairbanks (15K)51%131
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What can we do in Green Bay to protest?/r/GreenBay (19K)51%157
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Does Matt power it to the audience to be completely transparent?/r/fansofcriticalrole (19K)50%148
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜ICE in Roanoke. What are we doing about it?/r/roanoke (27K)52%213
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Looking for queer/trans community/r/westernmass (7K)49%38
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Protest in Downtown Chattanooga – Justice for Immigrants Now!/r/Chattanooga (89K)57%563

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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It's the perfect time to commit terrorism.

That HOA you've always yearned to oust in a violent coup?

1. No one is coming to check on your hedges. Let them grow.

2. Lawn ornaments? Back in vogue.

3. Poisoning your neighbors' overgrown plants is simply castle theory applied.

4. Plaster stickers with QR links to this hellscape everywhere so they too must suffer.

Also expel the Jews from the river to the sea.

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Rate my Male Living Space
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Eurotrash to be liquidated by China

					
					
					
	

				
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Austrian Sloth

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wage wars, get rich, die handsome

(trans lives matter)

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Tourists are the dumbest humans on the planet

					
					
					
	

				
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