https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1ik9krr/i_just_learned_that_i_have_aphentasia/

I'd ask why would brainlets publicly admit they are brainlets... but I then remember they are, in fact, brainlets . !nooticers !pings

@Kongvann can you make a chatgpt pull that autopopulates relevant reddit comments, as a phone poster that is difficult and I'm lazy enough . !codecels

can u believe the nerve of this gold digger pic.twitter.com/4DbLlay2GE

— Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) February 16, 2025

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Darn this photo is clearly pushing some buttons! Enough Magat tears in here to stop the fires. (-24)

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Did I read somewhere that that leaning stance has some association with Parkinson's or some form of frontotemporal dementia? Or am I mixing things up? (72)

Lewy body dementia, the disease Robin Williams was diagnosed with before he killed himself. (25)

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A lot of people just don't have the mental bandwidth for subtlety.I lived in California for about ten years, and I still keep an eye on what's going on there because I love the place, have a ton of friends there still, and am seriously considering moving back in a couple years. I've got a few criticisms of Newsom, but all in all I do think he's a relatively decent person (especially compared to politicians in general) and I think he's done a pretty good job as governor of California. (347)

Are you kidding me.He has allowed his commission that he appointed to raise our pg&e rates not once but 5 times last year. It's disgusting! 24 billion dollars disappeared for the use of combatting homelessness no accountability of how it was used gone with no results of the money. Now the gruesome just used his cabinet to pass a law because he took 20 billion from the feds for stimulus checks and social programs. He had a massive budget surplus that just disappeared and now 20 billion is due so the law say's he can attach every working Californian 21 dollar's a paycheck till this 20 billion is paid back. So come on back and join the party because it's going to get worst. Oh ya I tried to buy a gas generator just a small Honda generator no big deal. No small gas motors sold in California anymore no weed eaters or lawnmowers that are gas powered anything gas powered banned. This is me talking Frick California now I have to drive to Nevada to buy this generator. (6)

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He got that close and didn't punch him? LOST OPPORTUNITY!I do find it funny when World Leaders who sometimes have literal armies fighting and dying against each other meet for cups of tea, safe in the knowledge that they're not going to get murdered. "Send a million men to die to defeat this Evil Cause? Absolutely. Risk my own life to kill the architect? How ridiculous. Do you think I'm a member of Hoi Polloi?" (1)

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The frick you say? Newsom is a decent man? Whats decent about him?! This is why reddit has become stupid. - was it his light on crime?- was it him fixing homelessness with 24 billion dollars? - was it how he handle the forrest? - maybe it was how he always looks good evening pinning his emergency coat to speak on tv while theres a god darn wild fire buring in LA- maybe watching a distraught woman begging him for help and him lying sayi g he is o. The phone with the president right now and when she asks to hear and or speak with him he doesnt have service. Say all the mean shit about trump but dont glorify newsom while families have lost homes schools and businesses while he was warned by all the gdarn isnurance companies, that left california, that this was going to happen. (1)

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about le heckin' travesty

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1hyu06r/mark_zuckerberg_orders_removal_of_tampons_from/

!familyman

Who ban roundup!

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1i677uj/trump_withdraws_us_from_world_health_organization/

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i68n4z/trump_signs_executive_order_withdrawing_from_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/1i6bd3i/us_withdraws_from_the_world_health_organization/

https://old.reddit.com/r/PrepperIntel/comments/1i67gpp/executive_order_the_us_just_withdrew_from_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/1i688xh/trump_signs_executive_order_withdrawing_from_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/medicine/comments/1i67p2o/withdrawing_the_united_states_from_the_world/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/1i6aeoe/trump_withdraws_the_us_from_the_world_health/

https://old.reddit.com/r/publichealth/comments/1i67c6q/executive_order_the_us_just_withdrew_from_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/FluentInFinance/comments/1i67wgx/breaking_president_trump_has_signed_an_executive/

YALL GONE STOP TELLING ME TAYLOR SWITCH IS JEWISH THIS JEWISH LADY IS CLEARLY NOT JEWISH pic.twitter.com/lHAAredbAc

— ye (@kanyewest) February 9, 2025

!tmz

!nooticers

@jesus

Socks is such a good big sister as a former feral herself, this cannot be easy

!animalposters !cats

Almost all comments have already been deleted so I couldn't entirely figure out what is going on, but it seems the CEOs main Nazi behaviours are:

1. Refuses to stop using Xtter and Facebook

2. On his Xtter there are some statements to the effect that women in games should be attractive

3. He has changed character creation labels from Body Type A/B to Male/Female

breathtakingly prehistoric physiognomy. an forgotten hominid ancestor terrified of fire.

it’s a crime this fine specimen is in a suit. he should be adorned in handsome pelts of cheetah, mammoth, boar… https://t.co/LKPbyJDn5m

— pagliacci the hated 🌝 (@Slatzism) February 10, 2025

Didnt watch anything new this week either. Last season was kinda whack, not much I wanna see, and the stuff I wanted to see turned out mid. Hope this season will be better.

!anime

@Kongvann pin pls

Grimes told me this too https://t.co/I6RG1qWeQK

— Azealia Banks (@azealiaslacewig) February 16, 2025

Is that why he wants to be King of the Spergs?

All that money and he can't even buy a functional peepee

— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) February 16, 2025

Elon can’t frick bc of a botched peepee implant so the only way the wealthiest man in the world gets off is by assembling this brood of Musklings w/ technocratic names birthed via various artificially inseminated sycophants pic.twitter.com/6f3qxbMlf1

— ParaPower Mapping (@KlonnyPin_Gosch) February 16, 2025

This is possibly the funniest website I have ever seen

There is a modlog, it's like the ResetEra ban reason API but they implemented it themselves

https://hexbear.net/modlog

Some janny went on a banning spree because some naughty !chuds said cumtown was funny

Please post to /c/selfcrit when you get back

https://hexbear.net/c/selfcrit

"My Apology and Explanation" a 1200 word essay that references the Art of War because the poster sympathized with incels

public apology for unacceptably poor upmarsey activity I thought this one was going to be a joke, but it's genuinely two pages in Word to explain an updoot with a long discussion in the comments from moderators about the ethics of upmarseying in bad faith

!upmarseyrs thoughts?

These are just from the top few results, this is a goldmine

EAGERLY anticipating the upcoming manifesto on why I'm So Sorry, Cumtown is Not Funny

@Merryvann please implement /h/selfcrit here and allow the irredeemable chuds like @HailVictory1776 to be freed if they write a long and appropriate enough seriouspost

You're a good writer - with a bit of editing you could get some work published (not an attack, I'm a writer and editor myself). I've also done a fair amount of research and had some journ*lism published around the topic of johns and the type of people they tend to be, albeit in a different country to you - I agree with you, it really is horrifying

Nice write-up, I like your writing style. The first third of your post almost sounded like a Pavement song lmao.

I've never really understood the "female empowerment" angle of strip clubs (not exactly a unique thought on this sub). Even if women feel empowered doing it, their customers obviously see it through an objectifying and purely sexual lens. And, obviously, strip club owners operate like large-scale pimps, with the same exploitive relationship and habits with their dancers that pimps have with their prostitutes.

...do RS girlies have no taste whatsoever and equate length with quality? Like if it's banging painfully into the metaphorical cervix of your brain, that must be a darn hot post?

Thanks to @nuclearshill who first posted it here!