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:marseybeheadedkamikaze:

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Should I shit my bed?

I'm too cozy but have to poop.

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Goldberg (MoonMetropolis) unironically saves a child from a sextortion group

Related Goldberg article:

https://moonmetropolis.substack.com/p/when-did-trolling-become-inextricably

@BooMetropolis :carpclapping:

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https://community.cloudflare.com/t/access-denied-to-pale-moon-desktop-browser/764330

Orange Site

This is why you should use Brave instead !braveshills :marseybraveglow:

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JOCKS BULLY NERDS: There will be no Weekend Crossword post tomorrow due to Super Bowl Sunday

!crossword

We will work on this week's crosswords next Sunday in a special double edition. I will also (hopefully) have a surprise to announce at that time too :marseygossipsmug:

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I'm crying because Duolingo killed off their owl mascot?!

					
					

:marseycoffee:

Women be crying

I posted about this too... I hated him being abusive and now this "he died" gaslamping stuff is giving me serious panic

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This one caused a bit of seethe.

https://instagram.com/reel/DEXvavYI87y/

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Here is how bernie can still win
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zoomers call 911 because tiktok got shutdown :marseyzoomerimplosion: :marseylaughpoundfist:
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conservatards

libtards

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BADGES + 600,000 DC UP FOR GRABS Frick the rigged Drammies, it's time for the 2024 Carpies :marseyhappening: !badgemaxxers get in here for the nomination thread!

Hecko. Remember this snorefest where the categories were just a bunch of things I don't care about and the winners weren't me? Probably not, the premise as described is very unmemorable. This thread will address that grievous wrong.

rDrama presents...

2024 THE FIRST ANNUAL CARPIES

Here we will use a TRUE DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM to award THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST people and media of the past year. I will vote on each nominee and then I will determine the winners based on the number of votes from me they received.

All winners will receive a bespoke badge and 50,000 dramacoin per category won
In the event of a non-user winner (i.e. "best book I read"), coins and badge will be paid to the one who nominated it

Best Thread On-Site


Best Thread I Posted


Best Book I Read


Best Movie I Saw

$$Robocop again

Dread Delusion$$


Best Gayop


Best Online Drama


Best IRL Drama


Best Marsey OC Art


Best Non-Carp Contributor


Janitor of the Year


Dramacel of the Year


Voting for nominees ends after one week. No further nominations will be accepted, only the approved nominees above for each category.

Good luck to everyone!

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Went hiking

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379808476Cp_2VHJJbh1-Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737980851NEhR6MITDMmEsg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737980853pdONqrUHqPYYmw.webp

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RANCHERS, GREAT NEWS
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Reminder to Rdrama: Love thy Enemy
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Bong graduates make minimum wage :marseyxd: , cope and seethe

					
					

Bongs are mad that they went through university just to make Β£7.50 an hour, find blame in everyone except those responsible

You have to make minimum wage a billion pounds an hour!!!!

NO NOT LIKE THAT

:soysnooseethetalki#ng:

Graduate salaries are lower today in real terms than in 2001 and are heading towards parity with the national minimum wage, according to a report published this week.

>turn universities into visa factories so now 90% of the population has a BA in Sports Psychology

Graduates don't make any money. How could this have happened?

:speechbubble#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736024596PxA-EtvumCGApA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736024596IUPUK4hSzcRL8Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17360245967WXvbut3yNEWlw.webp

American Car Wash Cashier earns more than a trainee lawyer in the yookay btw :marseyrofl: :mjlol: :marseybritbongitsover:


Seethe + Bongs Posting Ls

The lowest are below minimum wage, often in roles that pretend it's not a salary, e.g. PhD stipends are now substantially below minimum wage.

I should be rewarded (by the taxpayer) for throwing my life away on a worthless PhD :marseyindignant:

Plus junior doctors doing 90 hour weeks so their hourly rate works out at like 3 pounds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736024596DJt0m8wGoqMytQ.webp

average 'junior doctor' training

When I did mine the stipend paid me Β£1300 per month (which was tax exempt). I worked well beyond 37.5 hours, as does everyone in academia, in fact including all academic activity expected of me (writing, supervising students, reading papers)

:soyjaktantrum: i had to READ!!! READ!!! :soycry: :marseycrying:

Yeah I have a master's from a top 5 university in the world for my subject and the entry-level jobs in my industry are around minimum wage. :soycry:

Yeah but what's the master's in :marseydetective:

Political science.

:mars#eyrofl: this neighour r-slurred fr

Is this because so many more people have degrees and there are more universities, not all of which are that great?

https://media.tenor.com/pyRHJXRmnKUAAAAx/sua-kim-bora.webp

/r/unitedkingdom offers this fascinating experience akin to contacting a long lost Amazonian tribe where lefties discover the fricking obvious after everyone else did like 400 years ago.

wowowowowo you mean our blairite policy of handing a degree to the entire third world had some unintended consequences? :marseypikachu2:

:speechbubb#le:

https://media.tenor.com/4vsH25PL1-0AAAAx/hillary-clinton-mindblown.webp

The good news is that these people will have jobs feeding worms at the bottom of a shallow ditch soon inshallah :praiseallah:

When I graduated with a degree in Graphic Design in 2011 my starting wage was Β£13,500

:mjlol: brother nah Batman couldn't have got this out of me

Now DEI pushes the narrative only fortunate people can go to Uni so outside of high skilled roles

DEI? This isnt america, elon's brainwashing is working well on you isnt it lad? πŸ˜‚

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736024596oQBhHgVdTtr8mA.webp

elon trump brainwashing :marseyschizowall: bots putin musk reform IT'S DISGUSTING and if Starmer was really serious he would tax Elon Musk to 90%

We don't have DEI in uk..?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736024596SxyCrVXfgrQEYA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736024596WmKGTbQiZg8DSQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736024596osV5Ek6lXzJN9Q.webp

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED All women are AGP
Community Note by @SixthDragonBall

This was debooonked by Blanchard who correctly pointed out that the cis-women who were aroused by the thought of themselves dolled up were doing so in anticipation of a potential erotic encounter.

AGP MtFs on the other hand were acutely fixated on their own bodies and the desire to have female body parts.

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words words words

https://old.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/1ia2v1t/lost_engagement_ring_large_reward/m9aqw2s/?context=8

She tries to reason with the mob

https://old.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/1ia2v1t/lost_engagement_ring_large_reward/m97pvub/?context=8

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https://media.tenor.com/JQ7iYcYrgHEAAAAx/straight-men-are-literal-trash-men-suck.webp

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Liberal Party of Canada kicks out Ruby Dhalla from leadership race

					
					

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseypopcorn:

The Bollywood former MP likely is involved with foreign interference from India!

https://media.tenor.com/52SJ4eRk3L0AAAAx/rekha-bhanurekha-rekhaji-bollywood-mother.webp

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rdrama attends City council meeting.
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Hey not to be a libtard but like

The vibes are fricked

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Nonchuddery is solved. Finished. Dead. Wholly debunked ideology.
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