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Ye vs Taytay round 2: the noticing.

!tmz

!nooticers

@jesus

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-07 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘MAGA Conservative coming in peace, wanting to find common ground./r/OptimistsUnite (215K)49%8256
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘This isn't political. I don't think trans-women or trans-girls shou.../r/self (2M)61%5416
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘It happened. The office Trump supporter is PISSED/r/OptimistsUnite (215K)67%5510
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Ethan insinuates that Hasan is a sexual predator/r/LivestreamFail (4M)63%1246
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Question for Reddit: Team Baldoni or Team Lively-Reynolds? What is .../r/popculture (65K)54%949
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘why are women allowed to respond to questions in this sub?/r/AskMenAdvice (273K)63%1165
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘My MAGA uncle working in a GOV'T job just got laid off/r/washdc (58K)50%638
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘outfit for my boss's wedding anniversary party./r/fashion (657K)63%703
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Swedish Citizen wanting to move to US/r/immigration (162K)57%603
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Don't understand the hate for car payments/r/whatcarshouldIbuy (507K)54%462

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘List of Carmel business that support MAGA/r/Carmel (4K)51%177
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘MAGA Conservative coming in peace, wanting to find common ground./r/OptimistsUnite (215K)49%8256
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘Despite being mostly conservative, I still support local liberal-ow.../r/statecollege (5K)49%155
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Why Linux Will Never Beat Windows/r/linuxsucks (8K)53%209
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘It happened. The office Trump supporter is PISSED/r/OptimistsUnite (215K)67%5510
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Question for Reddit: Team Baldoni or Team Lively-Reynolds? What is .../r/popculture (65K)54%949
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘My MAGA uncle working in a GOV'T job just got laid off/r/washdc (58K)50%638
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘List of Fort Wayne businesses that support MAGA. Probably really ha.../r/fortwayne (35K)49%328
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Amazing Job in Helena/r/missoula (33K)59%314
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Carrie Underwood 'not looking back, just ahead' after performance a.../r/popculture (65K)62%507

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The Pope is in critical condition

					
					
					
	

				
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MFW the Chinese show up with a 30x numerical advantage :marseyevilgrin: 30 times more targets
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Baiting chuds by being a :smugjak: has never been so easy :marseyoctopus2: :marseyoctopus2: :marseyoctopus2: :marseyoctopus2:
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MFW I see carp
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Chuds why do you hate America? Why do you hate the constitution? What did James Madison ever do to you that you hate his work so much?

The 10th Amendment establishes the Anti-Commandeering Doctrine, this is that the federal government cannot force or order states to expend resources for federal functions. SCOTUS first established it in Prigg v. Pennsylvania when they found the federal government could not force states to enforce the Fugitive Slave Act. The '97 landmark case of Printz v. United States was the most recent case they affirmed the doctrine and solidified its current form.

The federal government cannot force states to spend on enforcing federal laws. Immigration laws suffer a double blow because its also exclusive federal jurisdiction, states are not permitted to regulate immigration.

This is settled law. The bimbo is being r-slurred, and she hates America.

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fixing my furnace with dad

he would not stop singing pearl jam "alive" and was very proud of his eddie vedder impression tbh i was too then he started going on about the lesbian he used to work with who had a name that sounded very similar to his over the intercom then he started talking about how much he likes licking clit should i put him in a home?

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bruh i need help. my kindle is jailbroken and i have to setup ssh connection to android for file transfer. how do i execute it?

title

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No, it's fine

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spit on that thang

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Most Scientifically Literate Senator explains how science can be wrong, so we should never question it when it's settled :sciencejak:

IDK what the context is

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[🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘] Should I cancel my trip to Canada?

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

No-we r bright enough to know he doesn't speak for all Americans 🤷‍♀️ (108)

"r" you really? (-19)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

I hear you, I have cancelled my plans to visit the US and won't be going until maybe 2028. (37)

You did that because USD is 1.43 CAD. Not for ideological reasons, be honest. (-17)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

As long as you're not being an butthole no one up here will care at all (25)

Even if he is, it's not like anyone will do anything about it. We have a lot of butthole new immigrants who face zero consequences. (-15)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Bait-y statement to try and prompt emotional responsePrimes reader for anger response and justifies it by calling it righteous. And that "I am, too" seems too formal for the sentence.Prompts for feedback based on two statements that have no relevance to this question. Nor is any actual concern listed.This post screams bot or a troll. (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

We're kind of in disbelief about the absurdity of American voters and the level of stupidity and maliciousness on full display, but we're also absurd. We can dislike a population without disliking the individuals. You're not going to be harassed just because your country is acting aggressively stupid. (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Canadians aren't angry at average Americans. You're our neighbors and closest allies. The issue is with your government disrespecting our politicians and sovereignty, not with the average person. Most people here understand that the general public isn't to blame for this. Unless someone comes in spewing nonsense and supporting a "takeover" of Canada, there's no real problem. You might get the occasional comment about it, but our frustration is directed at your male feminist tyrant, not Americans as a whole. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/TwelveBarProphet

Score: 🐮🔘🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 3

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡🔘🔘🔘

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

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known issue, your account was not compromised please breathe @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS got logged out twice and is unable too sign in from mobile and also @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS is chudded for 24 hours | post itt if you are also a victim of logoutgate 2

seriously say so below if you did - also provide os and browser

@BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS love sucking peepees

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:marseyrake: A nation of cucks prepares to surrender :crankykong:

I think the Tariffs start on Tuesday, so the Canadians :marseybeaver: are mentally preparing for their surrender on Sunday :marseywhiteflag:

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USAID sponsored this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738850844a4uWIDE7tSJpqw.webp

Like for real nafo presence died by a lot after USAID stoped Jfl

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zoomers call 911 because tiktok got shutdown :marseyzoomerimplosion: :marseylaughpoundfist:
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DKD LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOO :letsfuckinggofast:

:letsfuckinggofast#: :donkeykongdance#: :letsfuckinggofast#:

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Brazilian :marseytrain2: public school teacher does a project with kids while dressed as a whore

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1inrvwm/esc%C3%A2ndalo_em_ms_professora_trans_realiza/

You can use google translate if you want, I'm not here to translate shit for you sweaty. Learn a language, useless american pig

!transphobes the :marseytrain:'s inexplicable need to get kids involved in xhir's fetish transcends nacionality. Really makes one think now doesnt it

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Weekly Anime Post 181

Didnt watch anything new this week either. Last season was kinda whack, not much I wanna see, and the stuff I wanted to see turned out mid. Hope this season will be better.

!anime

@Kongvann pin pls

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I paid for s*x on grindr, and the guilt is killing me.

					
					

Long story short, I met a guy from grindr 10 years older than me. He was the daddy type.

He said he needed the money because he was short on rent. Which wasn't a lot. I was hesitant because I hadn't done it before, but I thought he was also kinda into the fun, but with extra money.

When I came to his place, he looked like he was really struggling. I asked him if he was okay, and he said yes. I gave him a bj and paid him. He really looked like he regretted doing it, being paid for s*x because he had no other choice.

I told him it was just a friendly gift instead, and he didn't have to treat it like a transaction.

I am so guilty. How am I different from a grapist or a mol*ster? I had s*x with someone not from their own will. I didn't enjoy it. I didn't enjoy it at all. I feel disgusted.

I texted him if he wanted to just pay me back in the future and treat it separate from our s*x transaction. But he blocked me already.

EDIT: when i said struggling, i meant struggling financially

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When did the fish get demoted?
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