In this pic you see Elon Musk, Alice Weidel AfD and Friedrich Merz CDU

Sexplanation:

Soon the !germs will get eternally cucked by another lefty+conservative coalition. Despite that our shitlibs went into sneed mode not against the far right AfD but the conservative party CDU. They dared to share a single opinion with Hitlers reincarnation: "Maybe we have too much illegal immigration" So they voted last week for more border control but got help from the AfD. This made all the r-slurred lefties in the country go ballistic. They stormed CDU offices and demolished and sneeded around. But of course only in cities that are already pure lefty strongholds, yet the media portrayed this as a general opinion that our democracy is failing because of Friedrich Merz. There is the thing called "Brandmauer" => fire wall that is formally that no one should never ever work with the AfD! Under no circumstances, ignoring one quarter of Germanies voters

Enjoy the wild ride:

Nazi-Tutorial-Fire Wall

Ape-Trap

Merz holds the AfD Logo

That's a classy one

The Merkel Slap

WE'RE GOING TRAD!

Jesus destroys the C in CDU, it stands for Christian. Everybody knows Christianity is only saved by an endless immigration of muslims

You can kiss your crazy wife

Nothing more german than literal shit

I'm not putting this in chudrama because people are big mad

Neighbor claims he's like 6ft tall yet I towered over him at 6'1". I don't even have an insane physique yet I was much larger and wider than him. The dude has 500k followers on IG because he's a midget who packs on muscle easily, but he looks tiny in real life. Also, his girlfriend is kind of mid given he's got clout like that. It all makes sense now. Height + Face are law. nothing else matters.

The Tuxedo, 2x broken ribs, an injured paw, and some lacerations. After a night in the hospital, he is expected to make a full recovery. The same can't be said for the pibbles.

The velvet hippo wouldn't surrender its new play toy and turned on me when I tried to intervene. I gave the pibbles all 5 tines of a farmer's pitchfork. I lifted the bloody beast up and carried it to the barn. I wedged the handle in the dirt and pinned the velvet hippo to the barn.

It's like a Mortal Kombat fatality

With the pibbles elevated off the ground and skewered to the barn, it was no longer a threat. I then attended the injured cat.

The deceased pibbles had a collar. I notified the police. Animal control came out to make a report and take some pictures. The look on the officers face when she saw the pibbles pinned the barn was priceless. "Mother Fu*k, that's not something you see every day!"

The owner of the pitbull was charged for owning a dangerous dog at large and threatening public safety. Armed with the police report, I am now hiring an attorney and filing a lawsuit against the pibbles owner.

Also, I contacted the owner of the property whom I've known for decades. The tenants were not permitted to have a dog on the rental property. To avoid a second lawsuit, targeting the property owner, the landlord is evicting the tenants for violating the lease agreement.

I have no idea what the frick is going on at BPB lately. It used to have a stronger relationship to trolling (remember #PitBullDropoff?) before evolving into paranoid true crime foidery (would you rather meet a man or a pit bull in the forest?). At this point it just seems to be a place for surreptitiously getting off to animal violence. Lots of "pit bull gets kicked in the head by a horse" type videos. More recently people have started posting their badass 100% true stories about how they or their pets killed pibbles.

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mbzg8f7/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mbzicqu/?context=8

OP continues to push it:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mc0ztnb/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mc148qy/?context=8

Kill pibbles. Behead pibbles. Roundhouse kick a pibble into the concrete. Skewer pibbles with a pitchfork.

My reaction to the Cooper DeJean Pick Six pic.twitter.com/6QYGicvE89

— ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna) February 10, 2025

Also shout out to Brandon Perna for believing in the exciting whites the whole season

UPDATE: Middle School IT tech Mason David Luxenberg aka "MasonL87" has deleted his Reddit account after researchers discovered credible death threats and other extremist commentary on his profile.

Follow @JR_Newswire https://t.co/ILTEwszU7y pic.twitter.com/hDFNl4WznF

— Justice Report (@JR_Newswire) February 7, 2025

Meth: It's one of those things we all love. For many people, myself included, meth is more than just a crystal shard, it's a lifestyle. But what I learned recently about meth shook me to my core. Behind every shard of meth, was a man, and that man's name was Adolf Hitler.

I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. When I started Googling "facism" for the first time after the election, I was appalled at what I read about Nazis, but what really shocked me was finding out that meth was actually developed by Nazi scientists in an attempt to create super soldiers. I was speechless, meth being used for evil? I couldn't believe it.

At first, I tried not to think about it, but the next time I hit the pipe, I felt weird. I have friends who are Jewish and gay. I used to never understand why they kept begging me to stop smoking meth every day. But now it finally clicked. Smoking crystal in front of them reminded them of the struggles they and their families had to go through. Walter White, to them, was just another Himmler.

Once I saw it, I couldn't unsee it. When I smoked meth with others, I noticed their swastika tattoos for the first time. Were they always there? Or did I only start noticing them now? It was the subtle things like this that I had been blind to my whole life.

The scariest takeaway from this: meth has become ingrained in the American way of life. It's not enough for just me to quit. People stared at me for tweaking at ShopRite, they didn't stare at me for enabling fascism. We need to do better, America, and build a culture that looks past meth, and cares about history.

It's crucial we build a better world, one where we can separate the art from the artist. If we can get our meat humanely, why not mix cough syrup, iodine, lye, and muriatic acid into a boil in a way that oppressed minorities can get behind. When will Congress wake up and fight the real evil?

But for now, it's not enough to just quit smoking meth, I have to fight the injustice I helped support, I'm going to do something that isn't rooted in evil, that will maybe help topple the rising tide of fascism. This speedball's for you, Bernie Sanders!

Everytime time I see her she looks whiter than the last time. How is this not embarrassing for the African American community??

The answer is no. Unless you want a divorce or to be miserable. There are small differences that are fine but you're talking about major values and that's a big no no.

You can disagree on the best NFL team (Go Birds 🦅) but for fundamental things, you must be on the same page or, as you mentioned, there will be lots of fights and resentment in the future.

You can disagree on stuff like sports teams, restaurants, vacation locations. As soon as your disagreements reach "Human rights", then you're in a major issue. You will be with someone who believes some people are destined and deserve eternal punishment for the love they show being different. Take that how you will

A small selection of posts:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BambooBabble/comments/1imnac2/the_comments_are_still_up/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BambooBabble/comments/1ikuok8/so_so_so_tight/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BambooBabble/comments/1hqglxa/immediately_banned/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BambooBabble/comments/1idpbta/cry_baby_maybe_put_your_tits_away_this_is_a/

BREAKING: President Trump just announced: "The US will take over the Gaza Strip, and we will do a job with it, too. We'll own it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous unexploded bombs and other weapons on the site. Level the site and get rid of the destroyed… pic.twitter.com/dnoMKDSQFA

— George (@BehizyTweets) February 5, 2025

Wake up babe, it's die for Israel O'clock

Now we know why the Jews didn't let the Dems rig the election.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-palestinians-leave-gaza-us-rebuild/story?id=118463249

Enter BetDefinitely a transwoman. I feel it in my bones. - 28 bets

Enter BetTerrible driving? 100% biofoid. - 288 bets - WINNER!

Enter BetOnly a moid could be that stupid. - 29 bets

Enter BetWe'll never know (wins if we don't find out who the pilot was before 2026) - 8 bets

Send me the article when we find out, and don't yap at me if we already know who the pilot is because:

A. That just means the bet is literally free money.

B. I don't watch the news.

C. It's almost midnight. Go to bed.

D. :marseysassy:

!remindme 24 hours "close the helipcotper"

!bets

closed

That's all what I wanted to say

hi rdrama

I got a few pings after people shared places I posted my most recent article, and that made me remember I've been neglecting to share them here lately.

can't have that. so here's my latest Drama

you may have already seen it but now you're seeing it from me, here

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ikrcb4/shout_out_to_the_security_guard_downtown/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ikqv0q/low_flying_helicopter/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ijvm8d/service_industry_super_bowl_tourists_vent/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ijfr6k/new_orleans_magic_tourists_disappear_during_big/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1iijkej/i_know_its_super_gras_but_is_it_basically_martial/

This is all you need..

• Europa: The Last Battle.
• Zeitgeist.
• Hypernormalisation.
• Everything is a rich man’s trick.
• The Money Masters.

— Tyler (@TylerDurden) February 9, 2025

You left out Mein Kampf.

— REKT Specialist is unbanned! (Parody?) (@GoatRoper911) February 10, 2025

King asks about his favorite book's exclusion

Likely written by the Jews so no.

Thats the only way something goes into best seller that fast.

— Tyler (@TylerDurden) February 10, 2025

what is freestyle chess?

it is a variant created by the legendary racist bobby fischer where the last rank is shuffled up, tossing the opening prep out of the window.

FIDE, the big boss of chess, thinks they're the only ones who can use "World Championship". Freestyle Chess Players Club wanted to call their tournament a "World Championship" too, but FIDE wasn't having it. They told players to sign a waiver to stay cool with FIDE events if they played in Freestyle.

Things got spicy with both sides throwing shade. FIDE's CEO, Emil Sutovsky, said Freestyle Chess was just protecting the elite players. Freestyle Chess hit back, saying FIDE was pressuring players and even called for the FIDE president to step down.

After all the drama, Freestyle Chess agreed to drop "World Championship" from their promo stuff for the next 10 months. This was a move to keep things chill for a bit.

they are planning tennis like tour and F1 like point system.

the first Grand Slam 2025 Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Weissenhaus is going on rn. semifinals would start from tomorrow. would you like to bet?

tourney drama

magnus initially performed mediocre during the round robin phase, leading to people declaring him washed. currently he's playing games at 98% accuracy while eating fruits (banana)

caruana is rumored to have studied all 960 opening maps and has put the current FIDE world champ Gukesh in his place through straight upperhand matchups

sindarov, the last minute entrant, runner up of the qualifier has been upsetting people left & right. he even chose the tough matchup hikaru (the legendary streamer) for the quarterfinal, shocking everyone. currently playing the tiebreaker

prince ali, the topper of the round robin. current playing vincent (the weakest pick) and is losing lmao. edit: bozo lost