!animalposters

Text is taken from list 11 on this page.

https://www.cs.columbia.edu/~hgs/audio/harvard.html

For past 2 years no news has caused market to react negative or positive. Thn came Trump s love for Tariffs.

I lost 230k in past 3 weeks because of market reacting to the tariffs news in absolute shit way.

2 weeks I lost on calls that were printing solid green until he said tariffs on mexico and canada. 130k went out the window in just an hour or two.

Yesterday, the market welcomed shit CPI, PPI and tariff news with ATH. 100k went out the window on puts.

I'm super lost now. I followed the fundamentals and had all the alerts setup right. You might say, what about stop loss but even with that the loss is just absolute heartbreaking.

EDIT: I understand its my mistake. I am not posting this on WSB for points. THis sub has some solid tips that i had read and implemented before. Really just want some guidance to how to deal with this and make sure i dont repeat the same mistake again. I can earn the money back with my 9-5 and side hustles. I am not denying my stupidity but at the same time I am not happy with the fact that same news and terrible reports from CPI, PPI and tariffs still caused market to go up. It simply didnt make sense.

Thank you to the ones who has been pinging me directly and helping out.

this r-slur is mad that orange man didn't make line go down like reddit predicted

pic.twitter.com/vMWPVQpUvE

— 🇬🇧 𝙔𝙊𝙊𝙆𝘼𝙔 𝘼𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙎 🇬🇧 (@MythoYookay) February 17, 2025

!oldstrags you will never again get to experience the pure youthful joy and unrequited yearning of vagueblogging about a crush on your myspace

Listen to the young people. So you know how right you are to ignore them.

Calling you out @Serenity you have MISUSEd your powers.

He said the reason he gave me over 800 shit awards was something to do with a lawn chair. I called his gf (yes I have her number, my collection is useful sometimes) and she told me he was referring to a story I told her forever ago about a chick climbing into my lap and trying to make out with me while I was sleeping in a lawn chair. I dont understand either.

Whatever I just wanna play blackjack again. Someone pls ping jannies because I cant

Bonnie Blue, known for sleeping with 1,057 men in under 24 hours is reportedly pregnant pic.twitter.com/w1Pv3aSARp

— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) February 19, 2025

Dude bankrupted his entire town. He even drained his daughter's college fund.

for the lazy:

• it's measles

• a few score of confirmed cases

• a few hundred likely cases

• the mention one patient "traveled from another country" so it's gonna be mostly coming from Mexico

• the vaccine doesn't prevent getting measles or spreading it, it only prevents symptomatic illness

• vitamin A causes it to be a very mild disease in almost every case

• RFK vaccinated his own children and is pro-vaccine

• RFK also barely took office, so obviously

• This outbreak is the fault of RFK and (naturally) orangemanbad

You know how back in High School you could send candygrams/roses to your friends and crushes on Valentine's Day? I think it would be cool if you could do that on rDrama. You could buy the person you like flowers or something, and then get a cute Valentine's Day badge Maybe you could even give the option of making these gifts anonymous for the stalkers/secret crushes

Another idea is you could have a scoreboard to see who gets the most roses.

I know it's probably too late to do it this year since Valentine's day is in a couple of days, but maybe next year? Just an idea.

Reading reddit just makes me more racist

stolen from reddit:

Final standings:

1 - Vincent Keymer: He was unimpressive at Tata Steel and was nothing special in the round robin either, but in the classical portion of this tournament, he was a different player altogether. First beat Alireza, then Magnus, then Fabiano. Never looked in trouble against any of them outside of a couple of moments in the second game against Magnus. A very deserving winner, since he was clearly the best player in the classical.

2 - Fabiano Caruana: From leading for most of the round robin and eventually finishing 3rd there, and then convincingly beating world champion Gukesh 2-0 in the quarter-finals, there was never a moment when he looked out of touch. He had nothing for Vincent in the finals, but it was a really good event overall.

3 - Magnus Carlsen: For Magnus, any event where he doesn't win is a disappointing result. That said, outside of the first day in the round robin, he played really good chess throughout, scoring 3.5/4 on the second day and beating Nodirbek and Sindarov 2-0. Just like Fabiano, he also came up short against an inspired Vincent, and because he met the latter in the semi-finals he had to settle for 3rd.

4 - Javokhir Sindarov: In what could be his big breakout event, he was dominant for most of the round robin, only finishing 2nd there due to losing in the last round. Showed incredible resistance and tenacity to beat Hikaru after bravely picking him, and was incredibly close to getting to the finals. 4th after such a run must feel disappointing for him, but he has a lot to be proud of.

5 - Hikaru Nakamura: His tournament was similar to Magnus, outside of the first day he generally played really good chess, starting off by scoring 3.5/4 on the second day. A couple of critical mistakes in time trouble against Sindarov meant he lost his quarter-final match, and despite convincingly winning against Gukesh and demolishing Nodirbek, that put him in a situation where he couldn't go any higher than 5th.

6 - Nodirbek Abdusattorov: Not exactly a tournament to write home about for him. Was not convincing in the round robin, sneaking through in the final spot. Got demolished by both Magnus and Hikaru in the knockout phase, but swindling Alireza in between those matches was able to help him get to 6th.

7 - Alireza Firouzja: After winning the round robin with 6.5 points, the classical portion just did not work out for him. From being outplayed by Vincent in the first match, he also lost out against Nodirbek after initially having a winning position. He did win the 7th place match against Gukesh (after again blowing a winning position in the first game of that match), but that is a very underwhelming end after such a promising start.

8 - Gukesh Dommaraju: He showed amazing defensive resilience to draw a lot of worse positions in both the round robin and the knockouts, but the fact that he consistently got into them was a disappointment. And being the only winless player in the tournament. Exhaustion from Tata Steel and world championship combined with being less experienced in Freestyle than the others definitely played a part in his performance.

9 - Levon Aronian: The round robin was a disaster, and as a result he was not able to make it to the knockouts. Being the oldest player did not help his chances considering the round robin was with rapid time controls. He did smoothly win the 9th place match against Fedoseev in classical to avoid last.

10 - Vladimir Fedoseev: He has a reputation of being a streaky player who can go on a big run but is also prone to tilt. The 0/4 start in the round robin pretty much put him in a position where qualifying was difficult, and despite two wins later on including one against Magnus, he missed out by half a point. Lost the 9th place match against Levon who played a lot better in that match than he ever did in the round robin.

https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1ijnckf/event_2025_freestyle_chess_grand_slam_weissenhaus/mcquwr4/?context=8

I've said repeatedly that the Sevesk front has been one of the most stable and dependable fronts in across Ukraine. Its health is a good indicator of the overall heath of the AFU. https://t.co/vXuTi2d41K

— ayden (@squatsons) February 24, 2025

Thоsе guу hеļd thís tеrrítоřу fоř 2 уеаrs thеу аřе thе bеst ukřаíníаn sоļdíеřs, guеs thеу gоt tíеřеd.

Thаt рļасе ís nоt thаt strаtеgíс, gоаļ ís just tо shоrtеn thе frоnt аnd gеt ríd оf Ukřаíníаn mоst еxреříеnсеd brígаdе.