!nooticers highlights are out babe

At this point we're gonna need a required civics competency exam for both voters and candidates if this unapologetic stupidity doesn't stop.

That's racist

Propaganda works, and we're drowning in it. Unfortunately the good guys don't use it, because they tend to find mass social manipulation with crude psychosocial engineering techniques kinda immoral. So the most effective propaganda is largely produced by our enemies, foreign and domestic.

What we do is not propaganda chud! We're just teaching you how to be a decent human being

more than that, I feel like the sportification of politics has caused some people to just blindly select the "trump good biden bad" option in these polls, no matter what the prompt is.

He says this with zero hints of irony

Not sure where you're from, partner, but in the USA, some people pronounce Fascism kinda funny like…That may help explain the headline a bit.

The party of the working class

The irony is the one who said he'd be a dictator "only on day one" is none other than Trump, not Biden, facts. The mainstream media doesn't realize Trump will shut down the "lugenpresse" if he gets re-elected within a year of his second term, watch.

Burger dramatards you must go and vote for Trump now

Some people believe that the government is ran by a deep state cabal and the only way to fix things and to restore democracy is to let Trump rule as a dictator so he can clean house and purge all of the rogue elements.

Once again, no hints of irony

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” -- George Carlin

Words of wisdom, weirdly… but this seems to be ignorance of a new order. Can so many really not know any better?

So close and yet so far

Nate Silver the Fivethirtyeight dude has Trump most likely to win the election at the moment based on all the poll data. He's not trying to make it a close race to increase revenue. People need to realise that Trump has a better or equal chance of winning than Biden right now.

Fivethirtyeight is an aggregate site, and they haven't gotten an election right since 2012.

Not true they gave trump a much much higher chance of winning than anyone else, they also predicted the Biden win.

What was that question about choosing to live in ignorance again?

😈Satan could show up to America and claim he's the real victim and he's the one trying to save democracy and people will vote for him over Jesus.

Odd, I don't remember chuds claiming that Satan is the real hero of the Bible

The 2012 election was the last election with decent candidates. The fact that you have to choose between a corrupt fascist billionaire and an 81 year old war monger tells you everything you need to know about the state of American democracy. Please travel a lot more. It doesn't have to be like that. Mobilize, educate yourselves. A better system is possible. Look beyond American politics and understand that you've been living in a nationalist regime with neoliberal policies disguised as a democracy.

>please travel a lot more

This is such a bougie 'advice', just take time off work and spend all your savings to travel the world until you agree with me

In 1950, 5 years after the end of World War II, there was a nationwide survey in Germany that asked if Adolf Hitler was good for Germany. Remember that almost every German town got blasted to smithereens, and at the end of the war, 70 year old men and 10-year-old boys were guarding most cities. An astonishing 25% of the German people said that Adolf was good for Germany. Those same people are the ones that you are referring to in these "surveys" that think that drumpf would be good for the US.

This has nothing to do with Trump but it allows me to mention him and Hitler in the same paragraph so get worried already and vote for my side

!poll_voters

What is the solution to the opoid problem:

Who is better at golf:

Better on the h2o:

Who would win in a fight?

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No one hates Star Wars more than die hard Star Wars fans. I'll never understand it.  (9)

Im an r-slur but they care (-2)

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Well, people lost their minds because of a black stormtrooper. Everything kinda just went downhill from there.You want to know what happened and why everything is so divided? Look in a mirror. Too many people spending too much time focusing on things they hate. (-8)

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Honestly yeah, the internet really just creates an echo chamber. (4)

The Internet should never have existed.I love the six Star Wars films. And to me, the Disney products are bad. Not because of Rey, Finn, Rose Tico, the Witches or because I'm a C.H.U.D.Disney Wars is bad because the writing is awful. The characters are awful. The poor respect for the source material is noticeable. The continuity errors are laughable. Disney just doesn't understands or cares for Star Wars. And I might sound like a gatekeeper, but neither do the "fans" like the one from the image above.And neither do the Youtubers that focus on spreading hate just for click and views. Being mad about something, anything, is more easy to do than do just debate about the merits of a work.Apathy is worse than hate. It's best to just ignore the Acolyte and whatever bad Disney Wars product comes out later. (6)

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The show is FINE, its not the scum of the earth trash you guys are saying it is. Being real, its so unremarkable that this much discourse about it is just stupid. I have enjoyed The Acolyte, and i have shared said opinion with most of my friends and they agree. I also got death threats on twitter for having the audacity to have a different opinion on the show. If you don't like it, fine, live your life. But saying the show killed your grandma because of whatever nitpicky problems you've found with it this week, is simply insulting to film and tv criticism in general. if you genuinely hate the show that much, than don't watch, and move on with your life. (-3)

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Disney shills can't argue the merits because by any standard the acolyte is bad.It cost a fortune but looks cheapWriting is bad, story makes no senseBreaks loreTerrible fight choreographyPoor acting from most of the castThey know all this so all they can do is hurl insults and hope you go away, but that's never worked since they started in 2016. (1)

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1. "Star Wars was about Antifa in SPACE!"

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3. "boring cishets" "easy with the slurs there, buddy"

4. D&D went woke?

5. "there is no gate, it's within your mind" "I completely agree" "I completely disagree"

6. "I tried to warn you, anime is next!" " "

7. "media literacy "

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“But Robot Chicken does the same thing —“

Robot Chicken has a distinct stopmotion style; you can instantly tell it’s by them just by looking at it. You’re not gonna think it’s the real thing.

You get a violent “parody” that looks too similar to the real thing, you get Smile HD. https://t.co/ZD4v5hZqTB pic.twitter.com/SWT4wXI9K5

— Timey 🏳️‍⚧️ #FreePalestine🍉 (@TrashMaxine) June 27, 2024

!rottingcorpses

I can't believe there's even still a chance he'll win. It's insane. But yet I know it's a possibility still. He's the antichrist.

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/lai741o/?context=8

And this is the reason why people with common sense all over the world are having anxiety attacks, come November world order relies on American hillbillies

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/laia8vw/?context=8

Men like trump destroy governments so dictators like Putin can step in and rule them. Biden 2024 or these United States will be no more. Trump will literally sell us to Russia Russia Russia. BIGLY! (I put some rhymes, catch phrases, and all caps misspelled words in to attract the MAGA) But seriously, We gotta reach out to our conservative brothers and sisters in this country and help them realize Trump has no ones interests in his mind but his own. He will be the death of our nation. And most of us. Blue wave for the save!

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/laieo58/?context=8

Yeah, but at least he's not a libral. The shock of my life was when my 80 yr old baptist preacher, 30 yr military father in law took up the Trump flag and started defending Putin. Thats when I knew the well was poisoned.

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/laif0z6/?context=8

Project 2025 is a PROMISE for him to be Dictator on day one. The already laid out their plan people. We will be installing a fascist dictator. And most of you seem to be cheering it on?

We're Americans. We hate fascists.

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/laj5mtf/?context=8

These propaganda articles are hilarious. Let's get some things straight. Trump imposed very strict taxes and limitations on goods exported to China. Something the Biden administration doubled down on. Hillary Clinton's campaign that claimed Russia inference in the 2016 trial was found to be untrue.

This isn't news. Its blatant lies. [-6]

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/lajkyln/?context=8

If Russia was pushing for it then you think you would see more propaganda for trump online but that's just my take on it. [-2]

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/laiudo0/?context=8

This is the liberal equivalent to QAnon

Before you say it I am not a Trump supporter [-5]

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dO tHeY knOw AMeRicA fELl?!?

If you dont shut your right wing talkin point butt up. Turn off Newsmax, leave your bunker, and go outside. Nothing fell, America isnt over, you silly hill billy. This is the problem with Trump fearmongering everytime he gets in front of a microphone, he knows that a bunch of slack jawed yokels are gonna eat it up. It's scary that you vote.

You're good at name calling. A step above the simple down vote. Maybe some day some one some where will take it a step farther and have an intelligent rebuttal. [-3]

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/lajcjqs/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/lajflc7/?context=8

Let it all burn. Supreme court put their stamp of approval on legalized bribery. America was rotten from the start. Now those in power no longer even try to hide their malfeasance. I refuse to vote for either of these addled brained old fricks. You reap what you sow and America has a lot to answer for. [-5]

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/laixoxo/?context=8

Lmfao reading these hyperbolic headlines AGAIN after saying Trump was gonna start WW3 and its the end of the republic in 2016-2020 is tiresome. I dont really even like the guy that much but reading this makes me want to vote for him.

You would think if Putin and Trump are so buddy buddy, Russia would have invaded in Trumps term for less consequences from the US... [-11]

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/laitvhz/?context=8

Everyone said this the last time too. There was even CIA/FBI intel showing links between Trump and Russia. Then one by one they faded away and were disproven.

If we want to stop Trump getting in we need to legitimately attack his shit character and poor political positions, not make shit up, but even worse, just retell the same lies from last time. [-17]

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpoi0f/putin_is_banking_on_a_trump_win_for_his_new_world/laiha99/?context=8

Lol, yeah. Trump allowed the borders to be flooded with illegals, gave billions for foreign wars and helped usher in crippling inflation. TDS is back baby! [-10]

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n/t