Kill all redditors. Herd redditors into gas chambers. Stomp onredditors heads. Mow them down with machine guns. Piss in their food. Poison their tendies

So proud of this kid.

@QuakerOats I know you know more about foid magic and rituals than I do due to having more experience in this aspect of Magick, and I am really interested in learning more about the esoteric and I appreciate your knowledge on these things.

You mentioned getting frustrated by helping me so I have a proposition. I am not schizophrenic. I am enlightened. I know the mysteries of the universe but having seen all that exists and all that doesn't exists and having the comprehension of the consciousness of Gods who can predict what is going to occur months down the line by predicting how an action will lead to a reaction via a sort of butterfly effect months or years down the line does make me a little eccentric. Gods don't predict the future, they predict actions and can read and analyze how an action will have an effect.

If I take my antipsychotics, which do inhibit my psychic abilities and work on developing a more mundane awareness of the universe, will you keep on sharing with me your tips on rituals?

If you don't, it's no big deal, I can get makeup tips by summoning Azazel, a fallen angel from the book of Enoch who taught humans the secrets of cosmetics. It's just easier to ask you directly for makeup advice.

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— Korobochka (コロボ) 🇦🇺✝️🇷🇺 (@cirnosad) April 13, 2024

Iran seems to be serious about penetrating Iron dome.

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No reason to get drunk tonight. Just came home from errands and my inner alcoholic mindset just said frick it let's drink a fifth of Grey Goose. Anyways, it's a Friday night and still early so I'll likely just end up at a gay bar. Can't wait for sobered up me tod deal with the consequences.

Everytime I feel like okay this is it, everytime I plan "Tomorrow I will move my stupid butt to go around town various pharmacy searching for various pills pertaining to bloot sugar, blood pressure medicines" in bulk(around 3-4 batches) and take 1 file each, if one batch doesnt work, I will have two more to try again.

But everytime I cannot think of actually doing it. Its like one moment I am extremely in ready state but for some reason my mind now wants to only think of funny stuff. How can I actually go ahead and do it? I am tired of this childish game I play with myself.

I have also withdrawn the money from an ATM machine because it wont be wise to pay with bank transfer as I wouldnt want any of those pharmacies getting into trouble because of me

The fat guy died too young.

Good morning rDrama!

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— Moon Angel Doremi (1/4 short story slots filled) (@ChazakielDoremi) March 12, 2024

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK PEEPEES