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:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseyeyeroll:

Either they got everything they could steal from the Treasury or they planted a back door for a real team, not inexperienced 25 year old Musk fanboys.

They're always lying. https://media.tenor.com/kU-t_lw486QAAAAx/pinoquio.webp

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Canadians are a race of contemptible slaves

					
					
					
	

				
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Did Joe say "listen, fat" or "look, fat, look"? Let's go to the tape

Run Spot, run.

What are other classic fake lines?

"Play it again, Sam"

"Beam me up, Scotty"

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:marseyban: MASSIVE Reportmaxxing opportunity! IN IN IN! :marseyreportmaxxer2:

You do it for free!

:mars#eylaugh:

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Freak nasty butt b-words, in the worst way. You're a disgrace to womanhood and femalekind. How can you desecrate your womb in such a vile manner? God gave you lineage-forming powers only for you to get that rusty, penny-kitty condom fricked. You couldn't wait a week? Are you really so desperate to be penetrated, that you punish your wounded hole? You unruly whores have zero fricking respect for your bodies.

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The title is a lie

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I told the guy I like I'm trans : self

					
					
					
	

				
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Essenger & Cryoshell - As Above, So Below :marseyjamming:
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Jannies absolutely SEETHING that they have to do some actual work and YALLED the thread like Trump will do to Balestine square

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:peterrunning: "It seems like it was just yesterday.." :peterrunning:

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Update: my most viewed short for February January solstice :marseyclueless:

I missed my boys like you wouldn't believe

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British Schizo Timothy James Byrne documenting the awful abuse of him by the NHS on twitter

Tim is my favourite content creator ever but has been radio silent the last few years after he had a forced visit to the psych ward also known as getting sectioned in bong speak.

The backstory on this guy is a lot to sum up and he deleted his impossible number of YouTube videos he used to upload but this is the first time he has been active like this online in years.

From what I can gather is he had some sort of accident where he got an awful face wound and some other injuries.

I'm pretty sure he has quite enjoyed his stay watching the tele everyday and being waited on and yesterday started tweeting about dreading being discharged and that he will die if they do because his central heating boiler is on the fritz and he has no chairs.

Today his hospital bed was moved to a new spot and he has been tweeting how much he hates it and he is going to die.

I'm pretty positive the nurses worked out he was content to just stay in the hospital and watch the tele and he refused his discharge so they shoved him into the corner where he can't see the television lol.

This will only escalate knowing Tim he tweeted about his new bed position followed by "I'm gonna die" like ten times today.

Hopefully if he does eventually leave he goes back to making his music and Rock and Roll returns to High Wycombe

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LATEST TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER: 500 HIV FREE TWINKS SENT DIRECTLY TO ME IN A GAY S*X ORGY

!gayporn !gaystapo

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If dinosaurs were real there would be bones when you look outside on the ground! (Just saying) :marseyshrug:
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"Oh no!- I think I took the wrong pill!"
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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED The Great LKY demonstrates to humanity the true nature of Amerifats at every level from the lowest to the highest.

Hey peeps, how come we don't have an LKY Marsey yet?

Community Note by @forgor

:marseypajeetmask: YOU NEED TO LET ME LIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY BHENCHOD

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suggest me a detective movie set in the times of cctv & mobile phones

or is the genre dead

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