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We were talking about this last night and this thread demonstrates a surprising level of self-awareness and a depressing level of encouragement.
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Time to do an AMA
"When I finished my homework I could only choose between 1 movie or 1 hour on the internet."
"Gahh! Gobralalagolala!"
"I am glad someone else gets it!"
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Given that literally every post and comment on www.rdrama.net is downmarseyd by @i_only_downmarsey_bad_posts, all posts and comments are one value lower than what they should be.
Compromise: upvoting still only rewards one coin but the number increases by two. Clicking the button increases it from 0 to 2, etc. Downmarseys still only count as one.
In addition, @i_only_downmarsey_bad_posts receives one coin everytime he downmarseys someone, incentivizing him to continue to keep this system balanced.
!metashit discuss
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According to a source who was on a Harris-Walz campaign training call attended by veteran campaign strategist James Carville, Carville went absolutely BALLISTIC yelling expletives at two young Democrat staffers, including @0liviajulianna who works for the Collin Allred Senate…
— Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) September 24, 2024
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Anytime we see a dog in a grocery store I tell my baby “look! There’s a dog in the grocery store. Thats not where dogs belong” loudly enough for the owner to hear
— happy grey mom (@happygreymom) September 26, 2024
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinkhals
The Rinkhals is an infamous snake in as it is probably one of the most feared snakes in Southern Africa, tied with fiends like the Black Mamba and Puff Adder.
https://www.africansnakebiteinstitute.com/snake/rinkhals/
But it's not actually that deadly. "When threatened it is quick to disappear down a hole, but if cornered it will stand its ground, form a hood and spit. The Rinkhals is also quick to play dead with the body turned upside down and the mouth hanging open. The venom of this snake is largely cytotoxic causing pain, swelling and potentially tissue damage. Bites are extremely rare and fatalities virtually unheard of. Polyvalent antivenom is effective."
The encounter of the Rinkhals is often unfortunate because the main defensive strategy it has against it's own predators, is to play dead - which is often a failing strategy against loud blind humans, who don't have the sensitive senses of other animals, and often go stomping through the veld, and unwittingly step upon the snake, which leads to biting.
My grandfather was also a landsurveyor 70 years ago, and a story my father tells me is that in the deepest rural uninhabited parts of the Free State, he had once been required to climb one of the few mountainous hills in the usually flat lands of the province. This endeavor required him to climb with heavy instruments, including a tripod and theodolite up the tall hill in order to measure somethin.
As he was climbing over the crest, he saw himself faced to face with a Rhinkals just a few feet away, hissing at him. His hands were full of equipment, and his face unprotected, and he slowly regressed back down the hill, to find an alternative path.
For many boers have an almost primordial fear of rhinnkals, as does most of the black population in the middle provinces of South Africa, despite the snake not being that deadly in modern times with anti-venom and compared to Black Mambas.
The most widespread myth is the range the snake can spit when it feels threatened, is how far it can spit, many believe it can take pot shots from as far as 10 meters, when in reality it can't really accurately hit anything further than 2-3m - something I myself believed until recently until another dramatards pointed out the snakes lack of range.
Well basically recently in December 2023, we heard my mother shriek with a note of high panic one day, and we all rushed back home at the speed of greased lightning
She yelled there was a snake right next to the gas-stove in the kitchen, and to our amazement there was! A fricking Rinkhals - she actually had cause to shriek, while the Rinhkals venom is not nearly as deadly as Puff Adders, they can still cause you serious harm, and even death if you are so fricking far away from civilization, that the nearest hospital is 70 minutes of fullspeed racing aways
While the fairer s*x of my family was yelling and panicking and my father had went into the shed to collect his Artillery gloves (which he kept from his term serving during conscription in the SADF artillery) - i instead went full r-slur trying catch pictures while the fricker was hissing and trying to spit at me
My father came back with his thick Artillery gloves which he uses when handling hot material like when he's welding in his handyman moments, and used his initiative to fricking grab the snake, as the padding was way too thick for the Rinkhal's bite to penetrate. My father grabbed the snake's head, and successfully isolated the fricker, and endeavored to go far far in the veld, away from the house, to throw him away, as he is a natural conservationist and didn't wish Unnecessary cruelty to the animal
Unfortunately the plan went awry when the bugger tentacled himself himself all over my father's arm like a Hentai villain
And my poor father was stuck in this predicament, as he needed both arms to hold the panicking snake in a stranglehold, and could not even let one hand go - thus with all the other family member cowering dozens of meters away, it was left to me to come and rescue him (after quick autism pic)
and i had to with my bare hands uncoil the slimy scaly snake as it tried to resist both me and my father, from father's arm, allowing my father to throw it away like a boomerang.
Initially my father was all like: He'll be gentle with the poor snake, but after it coiled around his arm, and I loosened it, he was like: YEET THIS FRICKING SNAKE AWAYS
And that @Corinthian is my holiday snake story.
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- forgor : This is how closeted cute twinks have s*x btw
- Goomble : hatmothy
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Just want to let you guys know what r-slurred woke shit they put in this episode.
The episode starts off with some orc men arguing with some orc women, which seemed out of place until later. Most of it is this orc siege of the city Celibrimbir is in while Sauron fricks with his mind tricking him to make the rings while the city is getting attacked. Pretty standard siege stuff, battle scenes. People die and roar to each other and some Jackson wannabe half epic speeches.
At the end, the orcs manage to kill the elf defenders and break through the walls. While the whole time elf-orc-father guy has been pissing off the family-man-orc more and more by sacrificing orcs during the siege. They all enter the square and Elf-Sauron is there alone and basically gives this speech about their baser instincts, but weirdly starts dissing the orc wives and family stuff kind of asking if they really like where their race is going - are they going to be farmers, and making these subtle bits asking what the orc women actually do and that they want to have it both ways and fight (these are real small parts of his speech, but they're there.) Sauron convinces the orcs to kill the elf-father-orc guy and join him, but there is this clear message of "women orcs and your families suck, this will make your life worse, come conquer with me". He specifically says "I see now it is time that you must go your own way!" (This is part of a manipulative speech, meaning Sauron and the orcs are partners or some shit.) At the very end of the episode Sauron makes a passing comment to family-man-orc staring at the orc wife menacingly, saying, "there are other ways to grow our strength" and then looks at the bubbling mud from the river. Then there are some shots of orc men looking really suspiciously at orc women. I think the clear implication is that they're going to kill all the orc women and start making orcs in mud like they did in the Peter Jackson movies. I don't know what happened to the plot about the rings or the siege at the end there either.
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Behold! Our slowest missiles and drones!
They will arrive in 12 hours.
You forgot to send the flight path information.
You know you suck when even redditors dunk on you
...and Hezbollah realized that they were just a bunch useful idiots after Iran's reply of "lol, no".
Bold of you to assume they replied. Just left on "Delivered".
"Goddarn it, that's the third pigeon that I've sent to the ayatollah this week & still no reply…"
They aren't going to live this down any time soon
Plus at this point Hamas is on life support and Hezbollah is back in the stone-age
And countless young children with dead parents who will take up arms in the future against those they consider to have wronged them. I'm not saying they're right, just that people are dreaming of they think this will destroy Hamas.
Good, this means more dead muslims
Possibly but Israel has handled worse. Israel would most likely steamroll even Iran. I'd love for Iran's top brass to be eliminated and give Iran a chance to escape. Iranian people would love to their oppression.
How exactly? I'm serious: what does this steamroll look like?
Look into Israel's history at any time The argument continues after this but it's full of
Odd argument bout whether Israel was actually outnumbered in all of it's countless wars against muslims
They already did that and managed to kill one Muslim child with their fleet of missiles.
At this point his death was Allah's will
Running back to mummy? Already? We just started.
"Daddy, I'm scared. Can you come help?"
Daddy, that boy hit me. Do something. Daddy...! Daddy?!?!
These buttholes are stealing my joke
Then you get jew soldiers running all over your tunnels
[...] Israel's enemies should understand that its air defense protects them more than it protects Israel.
may i remind you that Israel would be the only side of that war that has a nuclear arsenal? Iran is holding back because they would be wiped out if Israel chose to use every option available to them
I still hope someone gets nuked, I don't even care who, slavs included. I just want to see nukes flying
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My city my people 😂🇮🇱 Tel Aviv
— Emily Schrader - אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر (@emilykschrader) September 27, 2024
“Yalla ya Nasrallah,
We will f*ck you Inshallah,
We will return you to Allah,
With the entire Hezbollah” pic.twitter.com/bMa6VuQwXH
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