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  • Sphereserf3232 : How can rightoids be doing that if there are no rightoids on rDrama? :marseyjam:
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Greg Abbott Declares War on Feds

OK well, that's not exactly what it says, but it is VERY dramatic. Kiwifarms just posted this in Happenings, and I didn't believe it was real, but here it is right on the governor's website.

Here are some fun quotes:

The federal government has broken the compact between the United States and the States. The Executive Branch of the United States has a constitutional duty to enforce federal laws protecting States, including immigration laws on the books right now. President Biden has refused to enforce those laws and has even violated them. The result is that he has smashed records for illegal immigration.

James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, and the other visionaries who wrote the U.S. Constitution foresaw that States should not be left to the mercy of a lawless president who does nothing to stop external threats like cartels smuggling millions of illegal immigrants across the border. That is why the Framers included both Article IV, § 4, which promises that the federal government “shall protect each [State] against invasion,” and Article I, § 10, Clause 3, which acknowledges “the States' sovereign interest in protecting their borders.” Arizona v. United States, 567 U.S. 387, 419 (2012) (Scalia, J., dissenting).

The failure of the Biden Administration to fulfill the duties imposed by Article IV, § 4 has triggered Article I, § 10, Clause 3, which reserves to this State the right of self-defense. For these reasons, I have already declared an invasion under Article I, § 10, Clause 3 to invoke Texas's constitutional authority to defend and protect itself. That authority is the supreme law of the land and supersedes any federal statutes to the contrary. The Texas National Guard, the Texas Department of Public Safety, and other Texas personnel are acting on that authority, as well as state law, to secure the Texas border.

So, the question here is, IS IT HAPPENING?

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Facebook drama

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093174426137

:marseypopcorntime:

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ITS FUCKINF HAPPENING:marseyfsjal::marseyfsjal: AT LAST, JANNYCIDE IS UPON US!

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/14eppe8/uhhhh_what_the_frick_is_happening_at/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/14ept55/the_entire_mod_team_of_rmildlyinteresting_22m/?sort=controversial

Reddit has initiated the final solution in jannycide.

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfrick/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TIHI/

https://old.reddit.com/r/self/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IllegalLifeProTips/

Requests are flooding into redditrequest for the subs.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/new/

SRDines discuss

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/14eqtma/apparently_the_entire_mod_team_of/?sort=controversial

It's fricking over for jannies.

Edit: MildlyInteresting jannies Caught a 7 Day Ban

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873063322734523.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873063567101705.webp

Edit: https://old.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/14eq8ip/the_entire_rmildlyinteresting_mod_team_has_just/?sort=controversial

Jannies might not have just caught a 7 day ban, they might have been locked out of their accounts entirely

Edit: ModSupport thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/14eqom8/entire_subs_are_being_deplatformed_of_their_mods/?sort=controversial

Edit: Admins responded

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687307603992482.webp

Edit: https://old.reddit.com/r/ios/comments/14er5y3/effective_immediately_no_more_nsfw_content_is/?sort=controversial

IOS jannies bend the knee

Edit: There's nothing people who quit reddit like talking about more than reddit

https://kbin.social/m/RedditMigration/t/65577/Entire-mod-team-on-r-mildlyinteresting-and-more-subs-removed-and#comments

Edit: AwkwardTheTurtle has been suspended on both his main and his alt

https://www.reddit.com/user/awkward_the_turtle

https://www.reddit.com/user/awkwardtheturtle

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:!marseypatriot:HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL AMERlCANS:marseypatriot:

KlLL YOURSELF ALL FOREIGNERS :#marseyscoot:

:marseysaluteusa::marseypatriot::mars#eylibertyfireworks::!marseypatriot::!marseysaluteusa:

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UPDATE #2: It’s time to spam advertisers until we get our way The splash heard ‘round the world :marseyn8:

Perennial rDrama favorite n8thegr8 has fallen, this time not by choice.

It has begun.

:#marseyspez:

How it started:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869280260375633.webp

Doesn’t look like you got the chance to sit on it til evening fella :marseysmug2:

If you missed the earlier thread where Reddit gigajannies came into the office bright and early on a Friday to TCB:

https://rdrama.net/post/179314/kristallmopt-is-on-as-reddit-corporate



UPDATE #1

Attempts to unbreak a mop lead to broken bucks with broken mops of their own, as rejannying n8 takes out /u/cwenham via the anonymous gigajanny account. Corporate is firing any volunteers who try to revert them :gigachad2:

(read bottom to top)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869409975972464.webp



UPDATE #2

On the ropes and forced to reopen lest they be fired from unpaid jobs, the j-squad has a new plan: spam the companies that buy Reddit ads with emails about how Reddit is banning apps that hide their ads:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869434053291.webp

And some ne’er do well has already notified Reuters :marseysmug3:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686943960031065.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17102710706578276.webp

lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1710271337436615.webp

behold the master race

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  • usernaw : country club r-slur
  • Frank_Williams : The state of rDrama where this is the best we got
  • Tonberry : Absolute nothingburger :marseynothingburger:. Maybe LLM was right after all
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:marseyhappening:EVERYONE WAKE THE HECK UP RDRAMA HAS BEEN CREDITED IN A COMMUNITY NOTE WRITTEN BY YOURS TRULY! :marseyhappening: WE ARE BACK

https://twitter.com/WokeParentLs/status/1728069097349316827

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17009386117148228.webp

also special :marseyretard: thanks to carp for putting this on my TL

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https://twitter.com/benhugh26422354

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16878890249441123.webp

Other exmples:

Eeyore and The Simpsons females stared happily at the celebration of Pride Month.

Eeyore and The Simpsons females laughed at Duncan’s shocking face. I can’t stop laughing at his face.

Eeyore and The Simpsons females felt sorry for Blue, a 3 year old Australopithecus.

I wish I had the making-bad-cartoon-collages kind of autism, it seems like endless joy and entertainment. I bet it's so satisfying to pump out like five of these a day making pretty much the same thing over and over. What a guy.

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Snopes decided to use the missing dead occupants of the Titan submersible to totally not (wink-wink) blame the Elongated Muskrat for the tragedy.

On 20 June, they published an article asking "Was the Missing Titanic Submersible Using Satellites from Elon Musk’s Company?" and rating it "True". Wayback Machine has the record.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16874318246593516.webp

There's only one problem - Starlink satellite internet can't penetrate water.

They posted the article on twitter, and the Twittards let them have it, with tons of replies and then community notes.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687431825007296.webp


https://twitter.com/_Faraz/status/1671527385479430144

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16874318254655466.webp

We knew that years ago, matey.


https://twitter.com/FroTrades/status/1671528111089885185

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687431825601658.webp

:#marseyhesright:


The richest African-American himself soon piled on.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1671525792000425985

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16874318257458205.webp


Snopes, had no choice to update the article to "False", with a misleading editor's note to obfuscate their frick-up.

Editor's Note: Since the original publication of this fact check on June 20, 2023, Snopes clarified its rating and text to make clear that — while OceanGate, the company overseeing the submersible's expedition, said it was using Starlink satellites for the trip — the submersible itself was not using the technology to communicate. How, or to what extent, the vessel's mothership was using Starlink to communicate remained unknown.


In a final addendum, The Daily Beast, proving yet again why jourmalists deserve everything they get in third-world countries, published an article to spread that misinformation and cover for Snopes.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16874318258918884.webp

Elon Musk used his favorite insult again on Wednesday, accusing the fact-checking site Snopes.com of running a “psy op” after it fact-checked links between the missing Titanic submersible and Musk’s Starlink satellite service.

The article from Snopes merely confirmed that OceanGate, the company behind the missing sub, relies on Starlink for communications on the vessel.

:!#marseyreporterfox: :#marseykyle:

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The Leaves have fallen

Happy Homoween rDrama! Yes, that's right, it is shipping on 10/9 instead of 10/10 as promised. You have been TRICKED in the great Trick or Treat of life. Sucks to suck.

I was tricked too though so this will be a short post as I scramble to get it out the door. Everything is back from last year, including the ZIPOCalypse. For a refresher on ZIPOCalypse mechanics and badges and cash prizes, please refer to last year's thread:

https://rdrama.net/post/117578/zipocalypse-badges-prizes-etc

New badges will be minted in about a week when I am home :star:

Lootboxes are obviously back as well. Remember, these are a better deal than buying awards piecemeal and you get lootbox badges for them, and lootbox badges give you a permanent discount in the shop. You are LITERALLY losing money by not buying them you FRICKING R-SLUR.

A new award, STALKER, will be rolling out soon. Just need codecels to cheer up.

There may or may not be a Blair Witch minigame coming as well. This remains TBD.

I can't believe this is the third one already. This site wasn't supposed to last a month. Well that's all, happy Homoween. :vampb#at:

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  • whyareyou : Foid nonsense, disregard
  • Aisha : Somebody find a real doctor. God is turning me into an earthworm and I need it to stop.
  • Genius : He's real i asked him
  • Spiderman : Real journ*lism
  • Urboros : It's about Ethics in Gaming Journ*lism
  • Downie : Aisha, I will still love you even though your a worm
  • DeepKeepShill : DID SOMEONE SAY WORM???? GREKBROS WE'RE SO BACK! :worm:
  • 0 : Metadrama bs
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EFFORTPOST Garry Chess promised to admit fabricating posts within 48 hours if I took down mine exposing he wasn’t a real doctor. He hasn’t. DMs inside.

Summary:

Basically every doctor is given something called an NPI number by the federal government. Every state also gives out licenses to work there.

Garry said he went to Harvard, worked in New Mexico as a hematologist/oncologist and also said he had a 5 letter last name. I looked up all hematologists/oncologists who have ever been licensed in NM. (The NPI database shows this, you can search by taxonomy) None with a 5 letter last name went to Harvard. (He was challenging people to doxx him)

Like a month ago I asked him about this. First he said he didn’t have to be licensed in NM as he wasn’t practicing as a doctor, just overseeing the clinic. Then he said he changed his last name so it wasn’t actually 5 letters in the NPI system. Today he claims he was only licensed in CA. Btw maiden names are listed in the NPI database, pretty sure.

This is on top of him lying about donating marrow post cancer (not allowed) & some other crazy things like $100 tires for his lambo, pics of which he won’t post. Think there’s more car drama but wasn’t here for it and idc.

He also said he was terminal with Burkitt’s lymphoma and had 5-7 months but now says he’s in treatment and will go back to work soon (??).

When I called him out earlier he said to look up his former boss at some lab who had an NPI starting with the “T15”. NO NPI STARTS WITH T. They literally ALL start with 1.

I always assumed he worked in a lab but wasn’t a doctor since he has tons of pathology posts (diagnosing disease) and not much about treatment. Oncologists DO NOT DIAGNOSE.

Also I have NEVER EVER heard of someone who is both an ER physician and an oncologist (two separate taxonomies). There are oncologists for ICU/intermediate ICU etc who work at hospitals but they are NOT ER doctors.

He also frequently misspells HIPAA as HIPPA which is a privacy law that you literally see every fricking day even if you’re a secretary in healthcare.

Anyways it just never added up so I made the post, and he made a post saying I was jelly of not being the only cancer survivor (fair). Then he sent me a message asking for a truce.

I asked for proof such as his NPI number. He said no. I said I can’t help u unless I can verify someone with your demographics exists (like 7 letters of last name & oncologist in CA, so not even that specific)

Then I said I would take it down (to get him to confess). He then said would make a post where he admits he “fabricated” some stuff but still say he is a doctor. I gave him 48 hours. He’s doubling down. So now I’m posting again.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1688499463938242.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16884994644467595.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1688499465084382.webp

Original post I deleted:

Garry Chess: Fake Doctor? No hematologist/oncologist with a 5 letter last name has ever been license in NM who went to Harvard

It’s easy to search for yourself.

I asked him about it but it still doesn’t sit right with me, especially after people saying he lies about his cars etc. Garry says his NPI (national provider identifier, every doctor, dentist, PA, etc has one) is under his “old” (?) last name and he’s not licensed as he’s not practicing. The NPPES database includes providers with expired licenses, just FYI, so it’s a very convenient excuse he has changed his last name at some point.

He’s now saying he was licensed in CA and references someone whose NPI allegedly starts with T15. NPIs are 10 digits and start with 1. LITERALLY ALL OF THEM. They do not start with letters.

I think he’s actually a clinical director or similar LARPing as a doctor.

I hesitated to say anything just in case the cancer stuff was real but even that seems to be a changing story….

Idk about the car drama. Someone else can chime in.

Edit:

Lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16883410803224614.webp

Edit 2:

Claims to have had Burkitt’s lymphoma 2x but donated marrow after first time.

Click here to see how strict the donation requirements are

That was first thing that got me really sus

Edit 3:

Okay so idk how many of us have gone through chemo but I did at 27 & otherwise healthy and I would almost fricking collapse in Target and have to sit on the bench in the pharmacy or lean on the cart sometimes with sweat pouring down my face so this is laughable. Sometimes I couldn’t even get my mail. My mom had to do my laundry bc I couldn’t physically carry it to the laundry room in my complex. Idk, maybe he’s a super human who could go hiking during a very intense chemo regimen (worse than the one I went through). Don’t doubt there are people who can but…. I’m sure most people’s bullshit detectors are off the charts rn.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16883433014071474.webp

Edit 4:

Just remembered…99% sure maiden names come up in parentheses when you search if someone updated their NPI info.

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EFFORTPOST UPDATE #8: I am tired and going to bed Janniecord is taking the janniecide well

Right on schedule after the long weekend in which the jannies worked and Reddit employees had barbecues like normal people we are back! If you're just tuning in, you're a few dozen leak threads late. But the latest development was this:

https://rdrama.net/post/180607/at-last-jannycide-is-upon-us

which isn't leaky, but was the public announcement of this reckoning. And now without further ado, today's leaks:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687306644798558.webp

:#marseydemopped::#marseyspez:

Will update with meltdowns as they accumulate. Just wanted to get this thread up so they know I’m still watching, I’ve just been busy :star:

:#marseybongojanny:



20:19 EST Gigajannies acknowledge the janniecide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873068909735963.webp



20:26 EST: jannies are taking to the white supremacist platform Twitter to sneed now

..and they’re crying about getting the rDrama treatment :marseycarptrollg#un:

https://twitter.com/jackdaniel8008/status/1671297523108007941?s=46

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873073428213387.webp



21:11 The #resignations channel is born

I lost another jannie groomercord account due to suspicious activity and I am now down to three. The walls are closing in.

:marseycarpd#evil:

But anyway they've created a #resignations channel and the infighting is starting back up

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873100781036127.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687310020435923.webp

lol they're talking about me even though the word rdrama gets autodeleted :marseycarpshy#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687310595125777.webp



21:27 Intermission

While we wait for more shareworthy tantrums, @ForcedRegistrycel has collated some fun stuff about a dethroned /r/celebrities jannie, one @Vaprz, who is in ruins after losing 14 years of his life to moderating /r/celebrities only to be fired from a volunteer position. I would strongly recommend visiting his thread!

https://rdrama.net/post/180641/janicide-horror-stories-removed-as-moderator



21:57 Emotions run high

Tensions continue to mount in the newly-christened #resignations and /u/HKayn is repeatedly begging people not to make any rash, life-altering decisions like resigning from a moderator position or deleting one's Reddit account.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126351970282.webp

The users in the powerjannie Groomercord briefly consider whether turning Reddit over to other powermods is the best course of action.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126352992647.webp

AND THEY HAVE A NEW PLAN - DELETE FRICKING EVERYTHING! YEAH! BURN REDDIT TO THE GROUND!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126355708241.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687312635714409.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126359529443.webp

They go on to rule this out. Not because Reddit would obviously just roll their deletions back, but because they (again) don't want to lose their positions or accounts :marseyxd#::

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126362235308.webp

/u/Meepster23, who our own @Julian_H_Cope calls "one of the few respectable mods", pulls the trigger and deletes his Reddit account!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126362698114.webp

...just kidding lol he lied.

While I have you here, give this a listen!

:#marseyjamming:



21:59 RAPIDFIRE UPDATES - SADMINS FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT :#marseyjannymin!i:

Is the janniecide over? Six million mops in four hours always did seem suspicious. The numbers just don't add up. I'm not saying it didn't happen, but just like, think about it bro.

https://twitter.com/JackDaniel8008/status/1671332720729903104

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873129318135414.webp

I can't believe the jannie counteroffensive is winning lmao. Kill me.

:marseycarpsalute#: the fallen chadmins



23:29 BLIND KINKSTERS

I have no idea what this means but something about accessibility on p*rn subs for blind pornsick addicts??

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873178115949023.webp

They can’t name rDrama (literally! they made a bot to autodelete any messages containing “rDrama”!) but they’re talking about us. And chtorrr. And Marty the Hate Cat.

:#marseychtorrr2::#marseyhomohitler:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687317991735635.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873179918796833.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873181500819385.webp

A hyperautistic lunatic has noticed the reddit content policy is no longer available in English :marseythonk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873181499907358.webp

https://redditinc.com/policies/content-policy



23:50 Bedtime

Ok I am very bored and getting off now. What do you think will happen with the content policy?

One final leak: they think random users who just add subs to their feed to scroll their FYP while they shit are going to rally to their heroic jannies’ defense :marseykneel:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873198221219192.webp

Goodnight dramautists, pray that we all wake to a world free of jannies :#marseycarpsleeping:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873196800132532.webp

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MISLEADING TITLE: ONLY FOR COLLEGE ADMISSIONS THE SUPREME COURT HAS STRUCK DOWN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

The Supreme Court on Thursday ruled that the race-conscious admissions programs at Harvard and the University of North Carolina were unlawful, curtailing affirmative action at colleges and universities around the nation, a policy that has long been a pillar of higher education.

The vote was 6 to 3, with the court’s liberal members in dissent.

The decision was expected to set off a scramble as schools revisit their admissions practices, and it could complicate diversity efforts elsewhere, narrowing the pipeline of highly credentialed minority candidates and making it harder for employers to consider race in hiring.

More broadly, the decision was the latest illustration that the court’s conservative majority continues to move at a brisk pace to upend decades of jurisprudence and redefine aspects of American life on contentious issues like abortion, guns and now race — all in the space of a year.

The court had repeatedly upheld similar admissions programs, most recently in 2016, saying that race could be used as one factor among many in evaluating applicants.

The two cases were not identical. As a public university, U.N.C. is bound by both the Constitution’s equal protection clause and Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which bars race discrimination by institutions that receive federal money. Harvard, a private institution, is subject only to the statute.

In the North Carolina case, the plaintiffs said that the university discriminated against white and Asian applicants by giving preference to Black, Latinx and Native American ones. The university responded that its admissions policies fostered educational diversity and were lawful under longstanding Supreme Court precedents.

The case against Harvard has an additional element, accusing the university of discriminating against Asian American students by using a subjective standard to gauge traits like likability, courage and kindness, and by effectively creating a ceiling for them in admissions.

Lawyers for Harvard said the challengers had relied on a flawed statistical analysis and denied that the university discriminated against Asian American applicants. More generally, they said race-conscious admissions policies are lawful.

Both cases — Students for Fair Admissions v. Harvard, No. 20-1199, and Students for Fair Admissions v. University of North Carolina, No. 21-707 — were brought by Students for Fair Admissions, a group founded by Edward Blum, a legal activist who has organized many lawsuits challenging race-conscious admissions policies and voting rights laws, several of which have reached the Supreme Court.

The universities both won in federal trial courts, and the decision in Harvard’s favor was affirmed by a federal appeals court.

In 2016, the Supreme Court upheld an admissions program at the University of Texas at Austin, holding that officials there could continue to consider race as a factor in ensuring a diverse student body. The vote was 4 to 3. (Justice Antonin Scalia had died a few months before, and Justice Elena Kagan was recused.)

Writing for the majority, Justice Anthony M. Kennedy said that courts must give universities substantial but not total leeway in devising their admissions programs. He was joined by Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Stephen G. Breyer and Sonia Sotomayor.

Seven years later, only one member of the majority in the Texas case, Justice Sotomayor, remains on the court. Justice Kennedy retired in 2018 and was replaced by Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh; Justice Ginsburg died in 2020 and was replaced by Justice Amy Coney Barrett; and Justice Breyer retired last year and was replaced by Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.

Justice Jackson recused herself from the Harvard case, having served on one of its governing boards.

The Texas decision essentially reaffirmed Grutter v. Bollinger, a 2003 decision in which the Supreme Court endorsed holistic admissions programs, saying it was permissible to consider race to achieve educational diversity. Writing for the majority in that case, Justice Sandra Day O’Connor said she expected that “25 years from now,” or in 2028, the “use of racial preferences will no longer be necessary.”

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GIGAJANNIES PUBLICLY DECLARE OPEN SEASON ON PROTESTERS

CALLING ALL SCABS

CALLING ALL SCABS

IT IS HAPPOONING

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