When i was a teenager maybe even 12 years old I remember watching some TV show where a guy suggested that if you wanted the most authentic feeling of getting kitty outside of getting it, that you should microwave a banana peel and jack off with the slimy side. I don't remember much about my experience doing so but I do know that after I was done, I was able to eat the actual banana so there's that.

Hell is seeing the person you could have been. pic.twitter.com/rnVMW6LM68

— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) April 22, 2024

Why didn't you breed with me m'lady

I was thinking this randomly today because I was thinking how life for LibsOfTikTok must suck.

Sure she's paid but she will never be more than some chudette leading millions of schizos. Being doxxed is the worst thing that ever happened it's where she signed a deal with the devil.

I started thinking maybe it would be just as bad as being some famous porn slut both gotta hide in public and both gotta explain what they do for a living

So what do you think

Sex and nudity in movies has decreased by almost 40%

Movies with no sexual content has increased from 20% per year to 50%

(Source: https://t.co/LmgzvpEwhS) pic.twitter.com/BzAFYMGvig

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) May 2, 2024

!kino !coomers

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LMFAO come on man

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A Catholic Jesuit college @SLU_Official is having Dylan Mulvaney speak to students.

The College Republicans asked St. Louis University to let @PaulaYScanlan speak the day after to balance viewpoints and the school refused, saying that security couldn’t accommodate them.

So… pic.twitter.com/2WW3QfUDzy

— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) April 19, 2024

Why not just acknowledge your real interest in this dispute instead of pretending that you're motivated by high-minded legal principles that, in this case, you know nothing about? pic.twitter.com/4UktJJI44B

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) May 2, 2024

Oh em gee it's time to announce the winner of the Bowel Movement Beauty Contest!

The voting thread was WILD with a total of 39 votes across the contest making it the MOST POPULAR Bowel Movement Beauty Contest EVER and clearly a great idea. YOURE WELCOME.

Prizes

Winner will be gifted 20kMB.

Second runner up will be gifted 10kMB

A third prize of 5KMB will be granted to who I believe had the most interesting and artistic shit. This award is entirely at my discretion.

All participants will be granted entrance to the extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.

All participants will be granted this very ugly badge:

Winner

@Adolin113355 submitted this probably fake specimen and while I question the veracity of this Bowel Movement I do admire the sheer depravity of it. Congrats to @Adolin113355!

Second Place

Submitted by @Tevs, this shit is impressive in that it stayed in one piece considering the size! The cottage core potty adds to the vibe creating a somber and low-budget aesthetic that would make any 2014 Tumblr girlie squirm with glee! Congrats!

Most Artistic

Submitted by @soapysoapy, this is a foul mess that would not look out of place in any modern art museum. It evokes feelings that I do not have words for and I applaud @soapysoapy for remembering to timestamp! Congrats!

Thanks for voting everyone and I can't wait till the next Bowel Movement Beauty Contest!

Everyone will get their badges once I'm done laying around doing nothing and feel like it.

K bye

Completely the opposite of what descartes meant

https://www.americansunlight.org/

There is a difference between peaceful protest and hateful intimidation.

It is unconscionable to glorify the antisemitic violence and murder perpetrated by Hamas on October 7th. This rhetoric has no place in Canada. None.

— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) April 21, 2024

it’s going to get much worse for chaya raichik

— beer person (@CantEverDie) April 12, 2024

[“B-but you will end up making a martyr—“

The word you're thinking of is example](https://twitter.com/screwedluna/status/1778921837294215262)

!reportmaxxers lots of opportunities, chaya raichik is an elon peepeerider so these reports would probably be taken more seriously lol

Winnipeg, he's one of ours

Pour one out for the guy

Of course you all remembered anyway, I was just making sure 🥰

@UnpackThisSweaty @shreddedmanlet !gayporn !r-slurs