Hey guys, I've always wondered, how often do you go to the supermarket, bump into some chiseled 6'2" Adonis with a jawline that could withstand being hit by a locomotive and a bulge that makes you assume he's shoplifting then think "Wow, I didn't know MasterLawlz shops here"?
1 34 comments 2020-12-08 MasterLawlz (self.drama)
Anyone want to make a loveforalimony?
1 34 comments 2020-12-23 closedshop (self.drama)
Film reviewer spends most of his review of Cats talking about Margaret Thatcher.
1 34 comments 2020-12-26 911roofer
Puritans admit to doing sinful things with their mouths when under the influence of the devil’s nectar
1 34 comments 2021-01-03 MasterLawlz
Just recieved a ban on Twitter for inciting hatred against gnomes
1 34 comments 2021-01-12 WorldAroundEwe
I'm out of witty titles. D@ddy looks scared for the first time in his life.
4 34 comments 2021-01-14 johannesalthusius
D*ddy supporter forced to get the dreaded COVID vaccine, proceeds to admit herself to the hospital after suffering a genuine vaccine injury (TOTALLY NOT a psychosomatic meltdown). Also I added some music
1 34 comments 2021-01-14 DaySee
Thank you for your service!
1 34 comments 2021-01-21 habeshamuscle
Following in Twitter's footsteps, Facebook joins in establishing radical centrism.
1 34 comments 2021-01-23 PacificSpices
Lawlz done fucked up again, isn't going to be allowed to see his pug till the trial
87 34 comments 2021-02-03 respaaaaaj
NYT writer gets fired for mentioning a mention of the N-slur, Blue Checkmarks debate the distinction between mentions and Heated Gamer Moments.
1 34 comments 2021-02-09 JanetYellensFuckboy
My boyfriend didn't rape me this morning before leaving for work.
14 34 comments 2021-02-25 wabbit_1444 (self.drama)
Riddle me this, Batman: if we live in a society that's so focused on crime, what can Florida Man do to make it 13/49?
91 34 comments 2021-03-04 Funkyduffy
Huffington Post gets bought by Buzzfeed, 47 "staffers", "reporters" and workers at "international offices" getting laid off.
1 34 comments 2021-03-10 WarBoyPrimo
Rantz: Seattle Schools document say math is oppressive, US government racist
1 34 comments 2021-03-17 911roofer
In light of current events the DC Mayor shares some tips about preventing auto theft
1 34 comments 2021-03-28 Iowa_Hawkeye
Why I left Reddit: I got called a sp3rg and 5 haters upvoted the post.
22 34 comments 2021-04-04 Lysis10
Not satisfied with trying to start the mayocide and sugaring up children for decades, Coca-Cola has progressed to increasing people's blood pressure in order to trigger heart attacks.
1 34 comments 2021-04-05 busslordlowkeybussin (self.drama)
Probably the worst thing I've ever been sent by someone wanting to become an approvedcel. If I had to see this stupid shit so do you.
1 34 comments 2021-04-18 pewkiemuffinboo
After some thot makes a literal good morning post, the usual neckbeards, thots, Geraldoposters and assortment of vermin that inhabit Twitter come to do battle.
1 34 comments 2021-04-22 busslordlowkeybussin (self.drama)
Zoomers big mad bruh no cap y'all
1 34 comments 2021-05-09 HodorTheDoorHolder__
It is I, Miltonfriedmanisbae1, returning to defeat the degenerate scum plaguing our motherland. Rise up, soldiers! Remind your j*nnies who they work for and how much they're paid!
1 34 comments 2021-05-16 dramauteest
Hamas gains the upper hand in Israel-Palestine conflict as bitcoin donations allow them to finally print anime girls on their missiles.
1 34 comments 2021-05-20 zhcyiDnein
Looks like Hamas took the L.
1 34 comments 2021-05-21 Mathieu_van_der_Poel
Bi45den does a both sides. Let's see how the media spins this one for ddd
1 34 comments 2021-05-22 cassiorolex
Grand Jury convened in NY about Papa's dealings. Possible drama forthcoming.
1 34 comments 2021-05-25 WarBoyPrimo
Cold War tensions reignite as an American bishop fights a two front war. On one side is a Russian who is impervious to the race card, on the other is an obvious troll.
6 34 comments 2021-05-31 busslordlowkeybussin
Pardoned felon and former General, Mike Flynn insists that America should embrace Myanmar-style democracy.
1 34 comments 2021-05-31 busslordlowkeybussin
Multiple middle-age j@nn1€s for a Mystery Subreddit prove they aren’t pedos by showing up in sub for teenagers and threatening to sue everyone for attempted murder
1 34 comments 2021-06-03 fentanyl_peyotl
Pentagon bans corporate logo from all military installations
1 34 comments 2021-06-05 HodorTheDoorHolder__