!kino !nonchuds !goyslopenjoyers

Holy shit i personally was only aware of HALF of this list, because ive since forgotten the other half.

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1gbp5im/star_wars_lucasfilm_is_exceptionally_good_at_not/ltnkfj0/?context=8

Even other normies call out her utterly staggering ineptitude and toxic reputation at this point

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https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1gbp5im/star_wars_lucasfilm_is_exceptionally_good_at_not/lto89f0/?context=8

"Basically they don't have a plan. It's throw your spaghetti plate at the wall and see what sticks kinda strategy."

"They'd miss the wall."

!kino !ringbearers what are your prospects for season 3?

It took like 200 years before we made Gangs of New York

Also I love how both articles and subhuman Redditors have this banal binary distinctions for s*x and sexuality in their media

Where as unoriginal and predictable as the tides, that zoomers have infinite porn to Jack off to, and that is the reason they don't want even modern sexuality, let alone s*x

And they refuse to acknowledge this modern liberal secular puritanism

I know majority of rdrama is in actuality liberal, despite all your chudposting, so you yanks have your bubbles even here, but IRL when I've talked to normies apolitical peeps who have relationships, even they have noticed the decisive asexuality in the largest Hollywood slop media, compared to just more than a decade ago.

Chuds and chudtubers like Critical Drinker and their ilk had attributed most new Food girlboss protagonists as being asexul, like Rey from Nu Star Wars, since the Ball 🏀 and chain ⛓️ was too sexist for a kween

But have now after 5 years of slop like Rangs of power, Willow, Witcher, every Amazon and Netflix shit show, Wheel of woke, and so on

Have come to realise there is a new modern secular puritanism at work here.

When we talk about sexlessness, we don't talk about the absence of porn on family media, but the sheer gulf of no relationships, millennials truly are the incel generation

!alligatorfrickhouse !r-slurs !kino

• goldmember discussion thread

dutch haters OUT OUT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder-Set-Pieces

It looks pretty good. Only piracy I could find is 720p. Will wait

Liked the first one, jumped on the second on name alone. I think I like it even better than the original? It's been a minute since I've rewatched Smile so I'd have to watch them back-to-back to be sure, but I really like the main character in this one. The lead actress knocked it out of the park and the movie did a great job of making me care what happens to her. Appropriately scary, left the theater all nerves. I like that while every other part of the film industry is in shambles and can't make a decent film to save their lives, the horrorslop industry just keeps chugging along doing exactly what it's always done.

Rating:

Kristen Schaal is a great voice actress but dear god when she's on screen

He had a few decent moments but nearly everything is this lazy, toned down, blase "acting" and I'm seriously buttmad a little bit

sources:

3 Transgender men have chaotic street brawl with Turkish man in Istanbul. pic.twitter.com/6VFnbDc6ra

— LIVE LEAK OFFICIAL ®️ (@Daily_News86) May 19, 2024

(tried to color correct stuff to get the look right, but I have no context to add otherwise lol)

original clip:

!kino !transphobes !chuds

Be sure to watch the vengeance trilogy, all three are excellent imo, even if Oldboy is peak.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vengeance_Trilogy

I missed the craze when it was a network show, but too many people I know were invested in this show.

I am currently watching the pilot and have already loudly laughed twice at how bad it is.

Also I fricking hate every piece of media that JJ Abrams has ever even considered working on

!chuds

So what's everyone watching this week? I've only seen some anime movies on Netflix which I won't bother you guys with since it's against the spirit of this hole

!kino discuss

Alien: Romulus is out on streaming now so here's my thoughts:

• It's certainly diverse - the only two white people in the film are c*nts and there's a genderless bald Asian girl pilot. I didn't think it was too nonsensically woke though.

• It feels like they tried to capitalise on the success of the 2002 Disney+ Predator film Prey, but the story also got mangled with a generic "everyone dies to the monster one-by-one" storyline.

• It's fun enough but also pretty dumb. Was this really the best Alien script that someone could come up with since Covenant?

• It explains far too much. Alien films should leave more questions than answers, but this has long scenes early in the film in which the entire plot and lore is explained.

• The Rook CGI is horrendous. I can't believe it made it into the final cut.

• It could have been scarier and had more tension. Too much story happens and there's not enough of people just creeping around.

• The spaceship crashing into the ice belt scene is cool.

• I don't understand why they made an Alien film but the final boss is some shitty Voldemort rip-off.

• Why are there levers in the cargo hold that let someone detach the cargo hold mid-flight? That would be suicide.