to Oracle 
Here's a github page for free certification programs backed by Globohomo 
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- BWC : https://www.xvideos.com/video37410317/japanese_slut_and_her_white_dick
- BernieSanders : ^ dude porn lmao
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Orange site:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38832959
I dislike his annoying british face but he said he made a video a week for 10yrs that's some dedication
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As someone in quant finance, Stochastic Processes are kinda my jam
— peepeepoopoo (@DeepDishEnjoyer) December 30, 2023
Beff sounds like a retarded LARP in that clip, no 🧢 pic.twitter.com/6AB6hdMpSk
Too lazy to explain the r-slurred back story for this post
The Beff Jezos guy has been taking a bunch of Ls lately. He also went on one date with someone and lied about having s*x with her. Then he got called out for it lmao. Check the pinned comment for details.
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I need to use this version of torch because I built it with ROCM support for my old GPU but every time I attempt to install or update anything that requires torch pip uninstalls 2.0.0a0+gite9ebda2, downloads 2.0.0 from the torch site and installs that. It's a major pain and I'm sick of having to manually reinstall 2.0.0a0+gite9ebda2 all the time.
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King enters a den of neurodivergents 1.5 years later to set the record straight on their r-sluration
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This might be the most neurodivergent thread I've seen in a while. A bunch of people using DoH or DNSSEC and/or filter VPNs wondering why their shared, public, safe-but-absolutely-flagged VPN IP is reported as some kind of "fraud". The seizure on the autism cake here is the smart guys who blocked the IP (or the whole block of them kek).
You guys understand that unless you pay for a private IP from a VPN company, the one you are on has been used more times than your Mom in Philadelphia, right? By bots, spammers, other r-slurs, etc. Of course it's flagged as a VPN and a known quantity. How many IP4 addresses do you think we have left? Super lol. Doesn't mean it's unsafe or the Reptile Overlords are on to you. It means it's doing its job.
I think he's right at least. Idk, it made me laugh 
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Ai bro: "ha ha! Look at this!" *shows u technology that could cause the world's most devastating misinformation crisis* https://t.co/mk9Y620gZn
— 💥BANG!💥 (@Jokeb0i) December 30, 2023
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https://www.macheforum.com/site/threads/ota-bricked-car.32561#post-732491
Apparently ford pushed a bad patch
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BREAKING: A Cybertruck was involved in a head-on collision today on CA-17.
— Nic Cruz Patane (@niccruzpatane) December 29, 2023
I hope both parties are okay. pic.twitter.com/87iX7d2uEC
Honestly compared to the other car looks like it held up pretty darn well. That could be because of the angle they hit and all that but im impressed, good job musk 
Dashcam of the crash scene
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Been playing around with this today it's pretty neat. It's basically a wrapper around other cowtools that run local LLMs that makes it easier to set up and interface with.
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This letter concerns your firm's distribution of products that violate the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act (the “FD&C Act”). The United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) purchased on your website, www.amazon.com, products that are labeled as energy enhancing supplements or food, but laboratory analyses confirmed that they contained undeclared and potentially harmful active pharmaceutical ingredients.
FDA purchased “MANNERS Energy Boost,” “Round 2,” “WeFun,” “Genergy,” “Big Guys Male Energy Supplement,” “Mens Maximum Energy Supplement,” and “X Max Triple Shot Energy Honey” through your website, www.amazon.com. All of these products were introduced or delivered for introduction into interstate commerce by Amazon via your Fulfillment by Amazon service.1 FDA confirmed through laboratory analyses that the “MANNERS Energy Boost,” “Round 2,” “Genergy,” and “X Max Triple Shot Energy Honey” products, purchased on www.amazon.com, contained the active pharmaceutical ingredient (API) tadalafil; and the “WeFun,”2 “Big Guys Male Energy Supplement,” and “Mens Maximum Energy Supplement” products, also purchased on www.amazon.com, contained the API sildenafil. These ingredients are not declared on the products' labeling.3 Sildenafil and tadalafil are phosphodiesterase type-5 (PDE-5) inhibitors and the active ingredients in the FDA-approved prescription drugs Viagra and Cialis, respectively, used to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).
This better not frick up the supplements I actually do get from Jeff 
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Good video that goes through all the way in which the internet is fake nowadays.
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From this blog post it seems that it's only for "Indian English accents" 
Accent Localization: localizes Indian English accents so that US-based customers hear US-neutral accents. This is done so that there is no perceived delay during the call and agents sound natural in their speech, tones and pitch.
https://krisp.ai/blog/enhancing-contact-center-platforms-with-the-power-of-voice-productivity-ai
Old Gam-Gam off put by that "exotic" sounding man on the phone?? Well no longer, you can kiss your inheritance goodbye forever.
Well that call about your car insurance sounds american so you don't hang up immediately, until you've wasted 20 minutes and realize the call is coming from Bangalore.
Reactions from a rightoid Twitter account, there is probably some drama here idk
This is kinda a loss all around I think. Because at the very least Indian scam call workers had a motivation to improve their English and all that but what's gonna be the point now??
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I'm here to do my end of the year check in. I only stop by here once or twice a year and I'm not sure how many of you remember me, but much like an ancient curse I have come back to frick shit up and give you an update on my recent activities. After the fall of exploding heads on lemmy due to efforts to censor us by soft rage driven snow flakes we migrated to nostr. However, I found nostr to be gayer than this website, and not in a good way. Much like my mom's old dildo, it was a broken thing. The website is essentially a broken version of Twitter, with no effort to make things work right. And all my wisdom led me back to gab where I had to argue with outrageously homophobic self proclaimed Nazis. In truth they were probably just federal agents but my Alex Jones conspiracy theories will have to wait for another time. And even if they were real, it's not my fault that they miss their last experience at a Gloryhole at a Roy Rogers rest stop bathroom. Either way free forum or the dank microwave taco pressed on. And we now have a new home outside of gab that I hope to build up. As I've said, in the past, I've always wanted to host a community where anyone could say anything. And guess what bitches, we gonna do that. My only disappointment is that I could not get our website sponsored by Peepee in a box, the gift for the whole family to enjoy. Long story short I'm still here, I didn't die yet, and if I did die, it's because carp drugged me and r*ped me to death in a back alley in Baton Rouge. And for those that don't know., yes, I'm a conservative nut job, but I'm in support of abortion rights and don't give a frick what religion or sexuality or gender you want to be. Yes my political and personal views are very fricked up but at the end of the day, aren't we all just a little fricked up and imperfect? Anyway, y'all take care and until the next time I want to visit drag queen paradise, peace out, love peace and chicken grease
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