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EDIT: app moved here https://old.rdrama.net/assets/Drama.apk?v=192
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if ur not a paypig, u can still do everything in old.rdrama.net except browsing the frontpage (which only paypigs and admiggers can do rn)
- HeyMoon : The tree of bussy must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of r-slurs and admins.
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By right of conquest, this means that I’m in charge now. Send me dramacoin or there will be suffering.
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I REPEAT
LOOTSTOCKINGS ARE LIVE
1000 DC FOR A 1500 VALUE - YOU ARE LITERALLY LOSING MONEY IF YOU DON’T BUY THEM
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hello
hi
good evening
sorry for the mess earlier
i just added 36 songs to the fistmas playlist with more to come as we get deeper into the rectum of december, but besides that, i've included a screenshot of our current ticket status. i believe we have all known issues included. a great many were fixed yesterday late at night and some more this morning and throughout the day. more fixes forthcoming. some issues have been downgraded due to temporary fixes, that is why mobile shop stretch is now low priority instead of urgent, please do not yell at me.
anyway here's where we are now. the usability has skyrocketed since launch and it's a million times better already. mobile is great compared to the arduous shitshow it was to begin with. if you have any bugs, please report them in the UI overhaul bug thread here. again, do not ping aevann - this is per aevann. i will continue ban awarding grinches who do.
once all the bugs are taken care of (there's some minor functionality tweak tickets as well), i'll be soliciting general feedback on the UI and we'll take a look at aggregate wants, demands, threats, needs, etc. and get this exactly how you want it to be. just need to finish the bugs first. your feedback is both welcomed and appreciated, even though on a personal level you are a disgusting, vile piece of barely-sentient detritus. you, specifically. everyone can see this thread but you know deep down that it's you i was directing this sentence at.
i love you
xoxo carp 💋
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HIIIIIIIII AEVANN JUST ADDED BETTING AND WANTED ME TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE ABOUT THE THERANOS TRIAL. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS THOUGH, AND I’M STILL NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR ON HOW THE BETTING MECHANIC WORKS, SO LET’S LEARN TOGETHER! CHOOSE CORRECTLY FOR DRAMACOIN!
WINNING VOTER GETS ALL BETS DIVIDED EVENLY, LOSERS DON’T GET SHIT. SO IT’S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO MISLEAD OTHERS.
HOW MANY QUESTIONS, START TO FINISH, WILL CARP HAVE NEEDED TO ASK AEVANN TO UNDERSTAND THE BETTING MECHANIC?
BETTING IS NOW CLOSED ANY FUTURE BETS ARE THROWING MONEY AWAY, THE ANSWER WAS 12+. WINNERS RECEIVED 800DC EACH ![:soyjackwow: :soyjackwow:](/e/soyjackwow.webp)
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As a reminder, this snazzy thing makes it so you cannot be unfollowed, just like your hero and now you get this exciting badge to go with it!
ooh that is ugly all blown up
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fish award makes u unable to be unfollowed, costs 20k
suggested by his holiness @Bartholomew_1
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Hi! You can now mark spoilers by surrounding them with two | on each side. That’s the absolute value symbol. I think they might also be called pipes? Anyway, spoilers can be revealed by tapping on them. They look like
In other exciting news, the Unblockable profile upgrade’s price has been reduced from 25,000 dramacoin to 10,000 dramacoin, because blocking is for heterosexual cute twinks and it should be easily overcome. You also get this nifty badge if you buy it:
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- George_Floyd : Unfollow button absent, site is unusable
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Except only janitors can flair posts. Users will not be able to flair posts. Paypigs will not be able to flair posts. You cannot sort by flair. You cannot filter by flair. You cannot omit by flair. This will never change.
Flairs in the traditional sense are FRICKING STUPID and hamstring future growth into the Hole-model if users can use them, or if they’re searchable, or filterable, or any such thing. They will regress us into the Reddit-derivative domain. This will not happen.
I did not even want to make this announcement because stupid people will ask for these stupid things, but they would anyway once they started to notice catty flairs from the cleaning crew. So I am getting ahead of the curve.
Now that you’ve been warned: If you request sort/search/filter/user-selected post flairs I will ban you.
- George_Floyd : Unfollow button absent, site is unusable
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"Caaaaarp there are too many Marseys"
"I can't find Marseys because I don't know how to scroll caaaaaaaaaaarp"
"Caaaaaarp heeeeeelp I don't like some Marseys and they get in the way of Marseys I do like caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp"
"Hey carp how come carp there are carp too carp many marseys carp and carp no carp categories carp huh carp"
There, I've preemptively made half the comments in the thread. And I have a rebuttal: THERE ARE NOW TAGS. On each and every one of the 700some Marseys. My hands hurt. But now, for example, you can search like "halloween" to bring up all the Halloween emojis. Or "schismatic" to bring up the Orthodox ones. Or "groomer" and "borpa" and the like for . Or "animated" for all of the animated ones. There are over 700 Marseys to date, but I think I did a pretty fantastic job of accounting for most common descriptors of most of them. Each one has multiple tags - sometimes quite a few - and you can just search a piece of the tag to get the results. So you don't need "pizza" for pizza; just "piz" is fine. Or even just p, though that will bring up every other emoji with "p" in it as well.
NEXT UP, @axolotl had the brilliant idea of adding a LOAD MORE button to long threads. I think it caps at 50 comments now? Or 70? Or 100? I'm not sure what we settled on, I was very tired when we were testing. Anyway,
@Aevann built it this morning and it is PHENOMENAL. No more 10+ second loads on huge threads, they should be fairly instantaneous now.
It is not retroactive (we can make it retroactive though, but the comparative speeds are fun) but everything is a million times better for future threads. It is now retroactive.
You may need to clear your cache to get the emoji picker updated. I'm not sure. Do it anyway though, it's been too long since you did it last.