ik everyone thinks my posts are fake or w/e but i swear to god this actually happened. last weekend i went out to dinner with my friends and one of them was a pretty chunky woman, one of those PCOS princesses. we get to ordering, its going nice and im trying to flirt with the guy sitting next to me, we're all enjoying our steaks and genuinely having a good time. then she make a gurgle sound -- almost like a cough, but a little too wet.

everyone stops talking and looks straight at her. the calm before the storm.

then she pukes. EVERYWHERE. by virtue of RNGesus i am sitting right across from her. I GOT HER REGURGITATED CHEWED-UP STEAK BITS ON MY STEAK. SOME OF IT LANDED ON MY HAND (which was on the table). people started tending to her and consoling her and whatnot, i literally started dry heaving and needed to leave the table before the smell of the mixture of steak and bile caused me to puke too. it took me a few minutes to collect myself after witnessing that bovine volcano. when i returned, everyone was laughing and joking around like nothing had just happened. like this was a totally normal thing that happens. suffice it to say, i was mellowed for the rest of the night.

fat people. not even once.

I may be an unemployed 5 foot 1 ugly incel but at least I'm not a FATTY. My body is nice and nimble, and I don't have disgusting fat folds that get smelly. My peepee isn't hidden behind a fupa, I breathe easily, I don't need XXXL clothing, I don't sweat all the time. I don't get winded walking short distances, I can fit into regular places e.g. restaurant chairs, plane seats, and cars. When at restaurants, I order normal people portions and I don't disgust people when I eat. Let's not even get into the health aspects. Ah, my heart is healthy and my joints are fresh.

I think I'll do jumping jacks right now to celebrate not being a fat frick. MMMMM so nice not being fat.

Look at that picture above. Alison Hammond is getting absolutely MOGGED by Holly Willoughby. How can she not feel like an ugly fat blob next to perfection? I already get heightmogged, at least I don't get sizemogged. Let's celebrate not being fat!

I know that sounds super corny but hear me out. I am 37 years old.

When I was about 22 to 23 I got BV. It took about a year to get rid of. During that time, I also started gaining weight.

I am usually between 40 to 60 pounds heavier than I was back then. I sweat more. Ever since I had BV, I have had an awful smell down there. It often smells like rotten eggs.

I have been tested so many times over the years by several different doctors and I have never had another infection. I have been told that women age out smell changes and that what supposed to explain it.

I have tried every different hygienic thing I can think of and nothing works for longer than a couple hours.

Note this: with a fanny smelling like rotten eggs, she's tried "every hygienic thing she can think of" to stop that. Must have tried a lot of things, right? I wonder what niche product finally solves it?

It gets so bad that I absolutely know other people can smell it. I have had two different partners start refusing to have s*x with me because of the smell.

Well, one day a couple months ago I was browsing the sub, and I saw someone who had a similar problem to me. A couple people suggested that it could be a body odor smell from sweat from the crease of the thigh. And they recommended deodorant.

Like wow could something specifically designed to eliminate body odour help get rid of a body odour? Long shot.

I thought it couldn't hurt so I tried it. I've used spray deodorants before, but just kind of spritz it down my pants. This time I thought I would try it actually on my skin.

Actually try using it the way it is intended? I wonder if this fatty uses the same logic for soap. Just kind of wave the soap in front of your fupa and hope for the best.

The first time I used it, smell completely gone for days. I've just been reapplying it every couple of days and it's been over a month and I haven't smelled a thing. This has seriously been life-changing. I no longer have to worry about the way that I stand or sit or how my legs are positioned in case the smell gets let out. I don't have to change my underwear and/or pants multiple times a day. I literally feel so free. I just wanted to thank the people here for helping me.

Fats are fricking disgusting. Read those words again to really absorb the reality that these people live. Keeping your legs closed otherwise people will smell your rotten egg genitals. Changing clothes multiple times a day.

Horrifying.

@LurkingFisherman I see that downmarsey and declare you obese.

!goyslopenjoyers !sodadrinkers hit or miss?

I stumbled upon this horror on /fph/ now you must see it too

Cope section:

>There's gonna be some salty hungry dudes in these comments

>Twisting yourself in logical knots to justify hating fat people is still hating fat people.

>Yes we all know that, but nobody knows about THEIR bodies. For all we know, these guys are still healthy despite the added weight, and yet people are already in comments saying "his heart's not gonna like that". That's for their doctors to tell them, not armchair Redditors

>I won't even get into the fact that I could name 50 in shape people in my life that can't do what this first guy in this video is doing is actually a proof that your "fact" is wrong. Oh, wait, never mind. I just did.

>It's hatred. Nobody here has freshly appeared as a new being out of the quantum foam, "being fat is unhealthy" isn't informative to anyone, it's just a way to make sure you can make it clear to fat people that you just don't like them and will actively resist just enjoying a video of an overweight person doing tricks.

>"Pointing out that smoking is fricking atrocious..." is an expression of hatred. Now, I could point out the vast differences between the behavior of smoking and the state of being overweight, but you asked a simple question with a simple answer. You happen to think that hatred for smokers is justified and more universal, but it would still actually be hatred.

>One person doing it? Maybe. Most of the responses in this post doing it? That's pathological. People are looking for any excuse. It's hate dressed up as "medical concern."

>Except there are fat people who are still healthy. You basically proved my point. You have zero idea on inner body issues, and yet you immediately labeled him as unhealthy just because he's chubby.

Chad steps in to dunk on fatties:

!thin !vegana

https://old.reddit.com/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/1et1fru/people_are_breaking_open_or_reusing_their_weight/

Company is "upgrading" us to sit to stand desks soon

My office managers just announced that they are replacing all of our desks at work with sit to stand desks and I can't shake this anxious feeling I have about it. Everyone is so excited except me…

Obviously, I know that I do not have to use the stand feature and could sit at the desk at all times like normal. But I'm just imagining the office full of people athletically standing at times throughout the day, whereas I will be sitting down in my chair the entire time. I know this sounds silly but it just seems like yet another thing that will call attention to my size.

Sorry if this is just the most minor thing, but I hoped I could share it with folks who may understand.

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"Athletically standing"

I wish this was satire pic.twitter.com/ved1HWF0YM

— Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈 (@Tim_Tweeted) August 15, 2024

No father in sight. Did the fatass mom and kids eat him?

!nonchuds !thin behold the master race

Think about it,

it would make fatties mad,

it would make the "muh freedom to be what size I want" mad,

it would make the I love heckin science reddit crowd mad for using science in the wrong way

it would make rightoids mad that she is actually doing something this country needs

What’s y’all thoughts on this? pic.twitter.com/8HD0hzw0yO

— Wild content (@NoCapFights) August 13, 2024

!thin