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FYI btoh TMIE magzaine and Entertianment weekly say its a hit with the ltater descrbiing it as Disney's bset lvie actoin remake eevr
https://time.com/7270401/snow-white-review-disney-remakes/
https://ew.com/snow-white-review-best-disney-live-action-remake-rachel-zegler-11700231
Sonw Wihte review: Disne'ys bset live-action remkae is the fairest of tehm all, thanks to Rahcel Zegler
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so !comicshitters !superheroes who is Ironheart in the comix?, is zxe a redhead since zxe is now a kween here?
/u/ChrisFhey why are you such a triggered incel nazi MAGA bigot chud?, who hurt you?, CHUD
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This short is getting a full series or something, idk it says TV show. I think that's pretty cool
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"So you're telling me if GG and RZ were recasted, the movie would be a lot more successful?"
"Yes dipshit, I am telling you that. I actually am a chinese person."
"Then that would had been racist saying you skin color not good enough or some bs. Disney decided they didn't want someone with white skin from getgo."
AND HOLY FRICKING SHIT THE NEXT COMMENT IS UPMARSEYD AND NOT JANNIE LMOA
"Disney doesn't care about the Asian standard of beauty, then Disney can't sell a princess movie in Asia. It is obviously a cross that they decided to bear, but it is what it is. You don't have to sensitive to foreign cultures, but you can't be surprised when they turn their nose up at your product."
same Lee1026 guy
The following chuddery is also upmarseyd for you viewing pleasure
"There are probably many factors why it's failing in China but I think one of those factors has partly to do with China appreciating tradition while Disney on the other hand doesn't give a shit about it. Disney seemingly flat-out rejects Western culture and it bleeds on screen. Another person pointed out it's a movie without a soul which when you shit all over the source material how can that not be true? Instead of making a movie true to it's Brother's Grimm roots Disney wants to make their own ripoff version of it, which is obviously written by out of touch Hollywood elites that suck at relating to audiences."
TRANSLATION: YOU FUKKU DON'T LIKE TRADITION PIGDOGS
another thread of
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it was funny and all the dunks on movie tropes were good. It's abuse of the MCU plotshit was good from a newnerd marvelshit standpoint, and it's use of oldnerd shit from all the broken marvel movies over like 20-30 years was even better and great for oldstrags nostalgia while being completely self aware.
Despite being a soyjak wetdream for nerdshit in general, it really was an entertaining watch. I'm glad sugar bear Peter got more screen time but I'm honestly sad there wasn't more Pajeet sidekick or T.J. Miller, but given the density of lore they were trying to juggle I don't fault them.
Mr. Darcy Matthew Macfadyen was one of the main characters and does a good job of being an unapologetic douche bag which reminds me I need to finish succession.
I completely abstained from reading anything about it whatsoever so all the cameos and stuff were a total surprise and unironically great.
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Man, what a bad film.
The tone was completely off. Scifi comedy is a risky genre but works sometimes. This one, idk how to call it, like failed goofy millennial humour? It wasn't funny at all. And it wasn't just me either, in a cinema about 50% full I heard literally not a single laugh through the entire film.
Mickey 17 was a boring character. A low IQ guy with no redeeming features.
I couldn't stop thinking of this scene. If your character is r-slurred you need to at least make him good at something. Otherwise he's just annoying and stupid and that's it.
None of the relationships felt real and none were developed at all. Why is Mickey friends with Timo? What history do they have? We're shown one brief flashback and that's all.
Why would Nasha and Mickey ever be together? They look at each other once and then it just cuts to an excessively long scene of them fricking. She's into the idiot but we're given absolutely no reason why.
The villain was some dumb Trump impersonation and I'm so fricking tired of hearing people do that. Yes Trump is an r-slur and I don't caaaaare, I don't want to join the rage-along.
The world building was decent (besides the aliens, they were stupid CGI woodlouses) and was probably the best part of the film, though spoilt a bit by the goofy tone.
Whenever I see something bad I like to think to myself how I'd fix it and make it into a good film. With this one though I really don't know, you'd have to change almost everything. First of all maybe make it just a bit edgier, that would make it funnier too if you're gonna have chopping-off-body-parts kind of humour. Then delete all the aliens, or at most have them as some kind of planet background scenery. Maybe make the printing process so that it only succeeds with a minority of people, and centre the film around one freak who manages to print out a dozen of himself. Then the different personalities of the different clones could have been an interesting plot, maybe each one emphasising a certain part of his base personality or something like that.
fk u RT lying to me, I'd have gone to see something else
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GREAT EPISODE!!
I like how Paul Rand has finally joined the Fremen Aiel and has officially become the Kwisatz Haderach Dragon Reborn.
MUAD'DIB! MUAD'DIB! CAR'A'CARN! CAR'A'CARN!