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Idea: give 1 minute warning before holes are deleted

This is a sufficiently short amount of time to cause more drama. Currently hole-deletions tend to only cause 0-1 hole 🦀 posts. Let's look at some hypothetical scenarios:

[hole followers pinged with message saying that hole will be deleted in one minute if nothing is posted in it]

Scenario A: follower(s) sees message in time and creates a half-assed post to save hole. Later followers of the hole see message and become frantic seeing if any posts have been made to save hole. OP is regarded as a hero.

Scenario B: Follower sees message in time but somehow fricks up and just barely misses the deadline. The post should somehow be marked as too late. Later followers of hole see message and look for hole and see it wasn't saved. Everyone will deride OP as a failure.

Scenario C: Nobody sees message in time but all followers have message showing they could have saved the hole if they were Online more often.

Each of these scenarios causes an interesting amount of drama. @all @jannies discuss ty and good morning.

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my account was hacked!

Someone stole my username @MyPasswordIsPassword without my permission and changed the password on it. This is outrageous and these evil hackers must be held accountable!

If anyone has any information on who these hackers are or how they stole my account, please come forward and I will send your reward.

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BIPOC

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Happy Account-day to me, F-slurs

imma drunkening

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POV: Marsey is punishing :punch::!marseylibleft: Donger for punching down again

Your offense has been downdongered and recorded. Three offenses equals a demerit. Three demerits, and you'll get a citation. Five citations, and well you don't want to know how bad that will be for you.

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Is it just me or does no one use awards anymore?

Feels like ever since the casino was added people just goomble their DC and no one buys anything from the shop.

Either that or the changes preventing jannies from printing awards... which is somehow worse cause it means jannies were the only ones using them :marseyyikes:

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@Aevann what the heck dude? This happening is incredibly dramatic. Nothing about the topic is "cancelled by ISP" worthy which is what @carpathianflorist said the point of /h/chudrama is.

A million shitty metaposts (like this one) are fine but good drama gets jannied for being rightoid related. :marseyfacepalm:

Get rid of chudrama or make it 1 dramacoin limit to view like CC is. As is this is r-slurred

@Klenny suck my nuts unfunny cute twink janny

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Sorry king

DEAR @Aevann

@blazedraper WAS JUST SHITPOSTING WITH -OID, @blazedraper PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH BLAQQOID OR ORIGINAL HEBREW ISRAELITE OR SOMETHING

MAYBE YOU SHOULD ADD N*GRÓIÐ TOO THE SLUR FILTER. MAYBE "AFRICAN KING" OR "MELANATED ROYALTY"

:marseycapylove:

Trans lives matter

:#reposthorse:

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:#taymindblown:

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  • DickButtKiss : Thread full o' simps
  • Chid : Fascinating
  • Dramacel : Penny is the only foid worth simping for
  • Crisco : Stay tf out pleas I can’t take the r-sluro posts that are gonna barrage if u return
  • johnnypoop : I agree with my husband @peepeebuttkiss
  • Penny : kek block me b-word boys 💁🏾‍♀️ Happy Thanksgiving tho 🙏🏾
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pls stay penny :marseycrying:

@Deadnny

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Almost tricked @NoUntakenNames01 into doing it for free.

@NoUntakenNames01 reflect upon this

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OMG why are links opening in the same tab now instead of a new tab!?

@Aevann @TwoLargeSnakesMating

pls give us an option top make the links open in new tabs from the main page! ISTG if this is because of app I am gonna riot

Here is a fun story for you, foids do what foids do best bring down other foids

I've met a guy who treats me like queen. I've never been treated this way before. And I myself have always been strong, independent, outgoing person. I've been staying away from my home since the age of 14 (I'm 22 now) and I am confident enough with myself. But with this man, I allow myself to be soft without feeling weak. He communicates, he says how I'm the best thing to have happened to him and he's always craved for a connection like this. He believes in my dreams and ambitions. He sends me chocolates when I'm on my periods. He ties my shoe-laces. He feeds with me with his own hands (hehe ik ik sounds cringe but I was on my periods and kinda found the gesture sweet, considering he has this Thomas Shelby image in other aspects of his life).

Now here's the thing, all my close friends, except my long term best friend, are apparently being salty. I forward them pictures of us together and all they respond with is - "You can do so much better you're way more pretty", "Bruh, are you a baby that he's feeding you with his own hands", "You guys look like an arranged marriage setup" and all the other mean things. These are the same friends who supported me and were there for me at my worst. One thing common in all my friends (who are being salty) is that all 3 of them are pretty much unhappy and depressed in their lives - still carrying the burden of their previous heartbreak, professionally unmotivated, family issues, going out on n number of failed dates to look for that one genuine connection - a bad phase in their lives. And it sucks to see that now that I'm finally, finally happy having found that one sweet connection, rather than being supportive they're being salty. I thought they'd be happy for me but they're kinda being mean. Only that one long term best friend, is genuinely happy for me. She was the one, in fact, who pushed me to meet this guy, considering I was done with men after a heartbreak followed by a series of meeting trash men. Idk how to feel about my friends, they've been with me at my darkest place, I'm scared their opinions may influence my decisions as this man and me are not in love yet, we're still in the 'seeing each other' phase (it's been only a month, although we've been in touch on social media for the past 2 years on and off) and we do not see a long term future with each other as we're currently in different phases of our lives.

Edit - Thank you all lovely women for you sweet concern about the man and him lovebombing me already within such a short span of time. I'm clear about my expectations and boundaries with this man, in fact, we're already aware that we are together only for a short duration. In fact, I am the one here who is not ready yet for a serious relationship. I am here only for the next 6-7 months, post which my life goes towards a different direction, and his profession also makes him leave this city around the same time, and we part our ways here. So I'm only cherishing my limited time with him. My only concern is my friends' reaction, I just wanted them to be happy for me.

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Krayon (sister toucher) moment

@KARABOGA it's because you were crakkkaposting sweaty. We love gays of all races :marseyhearts:

Also I like how you claimed to be quitting forever and lasted for less than a day lol

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:marseycrying: :marseycrying: :marseycrying:
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BAD :sneedbuddy:

BAD

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Its over for dramacels

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balls deep server timeout error

title

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Rdrama whenever a mentally ill transsexual does something
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:marseycrying: :marseycrying: :marseycrying: :marseycrying:

why live

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Can a BIPOC get a link to the groomercord?
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the proper use of /h/meta is to drive traffic to /h/the_ivory_tower

that's where the real meta is played on this site

cc @TurkeyMoon

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