Go on !chuds. Try it.

I've been noticing that not all dramatards that look at my thread actually upmarsey it. Look at this shit

This is frankly unacceptable and I'm honestly disappointed in all of you. If I get 1000 views I need to get 1000 upmarseys. This is a group effort folks step up your game or prepare for consequences!!!

Pwease swir dwont be edwgy to mwe

Groomercord users will be banned on sight.

Bye

I totally realize @funkykongpathianflorist is going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that chudding me for a week wasn't a very kind thing to do. I have seen TONS of posts from edgy r-slurs and actual notzees talking about how the jews take away the only source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away my aevann given right to jewpost without warning was not okay.

You can say cyberdick is being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. cyberdick love shitposting and cyberdick love this community. But sometimes cyberdick come home after dealing with normie coworkers and our banal reality all day, and this site is one of many things that make cyberdick feel like an r-slur that cyberdick am. It wasn't a good feeling too wake up too a weeklong chudding for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

carp pls pin this post.

mild jooposting is not crime punishable by chudding. !illuminati !nonchuds help me out!!

trans lives matter

TL;DR: Holes bad, they need reform or it may lead to bad consequences for rdrama.

As a former advocate of holes, I have come to realize that carp was right about holes. All they have done is enable more seriousposting on both the main feed and in holes, make the content on this site worse, and made this site more boring.

That doesn't mean we should discontinue holes, because it's too late for that, but there needs to be reform. However, many of these reforma shouldn't happen until the site has a bigger userbase because implementing these reforms too early leads to fragmentation and the premature death of this website. Here are the reforms:

Make some holes permanent and create new ones for dramatic content

These changes shouldn't be implemented until the userbase grows to about 30000-50000. To make everyone happy and allow people to block drama they don't like, there would be permanent drama holes that wouldn't be hidden from the frontpage and dedicated to specific topics. They may include:

• slackernews (tech drama)

• peakpoors (poor drama)

• fatpeoplehate (fat drama)

• yiffinhell (furry drama)

• chudrama (chud containment zone like it is already)

• slavshit (russia-ukraine war drama+containment zone for warposters)

• vidya (video game drama)

• toomanyxchromosomes (foid drama)

• gaybros (gay drama)

• museumofrdrama (historic rdrama and /r/drama drama)

• kino (movie drama)

• meta (meta drama and meta posts, and may or may not be a hidden hole)

• future holes to be created for trans, international (/h/Singapore and /h/bharat could be international drama holes), lgbt, finance (wallstreetbets?), bardfinn, politics (revival of /r/politicope), pibbles, sportsball, anime, hollywood and celebrities, incels (braincels?), music drama, and any dramatic topics that become popular in the future.

• The main feed would still exist for drama that does not fit to a specific hole or for clueless r-slurs that don't know where to post the drama.

Then there would offtopic holes that are hidden by default to discourage seriousposting. They may include:

• random

• anime

• space

• mnn

• schizocel (groomercordcel containment zone)

• music

• dino

• foid

• sports

• proana

• food

• Other off-topic holes that can be created in the near future that dramatards may want

/h/marsey and /h/wallstreetbets would be exceptions for not being hidden by default.

House holes would be viewable to house members only. They would include:

• vampire

• racist

• femboy

• furry

(You will never be a real house house edgy)

Remaining holes would be legacy holes, which is the current holes system and still would cost 50000. They are still subject to the 7 day deletion and can become permanent holes under admin approval. This may be discontinued at any time.

There, potential reform ideas that may make holes better or worse. Or we can just kill it and have a day of seething, idk. But even I have grown to hate the current holes system and there needs to be change or reform.

Thank you for reading my r-slurred essay.

That is all, please leave your congratulations and well wishes below. I would also like my simps to be respectful of my new relationship, thank you.

PLEASE NOTE I want you all to know that this is a GAY relationship because I am a biomoid, not a foid.

Xxx August

!augustlovers

As the #1 friend of the inkwells, I decided to post my top brocel tier list

Best:

@Losercel funny, kind, always makes S-tier threads. Not khhv but that's ok

@AnarchoRodgerist have never seen him involved in metadrama, always makes interesting posts and is a believable trucel

@Transgender_spez comradecel and chud destroyer. Have never seen him simping Also khhv

Also best:

@Dramacel I don't believe he's an incel but he's one of the funniest and best people on this site, he also once said I could be volcel of honour when he marries his e-gf (kween @PennyKong )

@SpaceMilk nice and funny guy who is going to be shredded and ascend once all those drugs kick in, but I'd rather sneer at drama from the sidelines than be in the middle of it

@R-slur_Masturbator gigasimp who proposes to "foids" on the internet, but he's kind and lovely and sends cute kitten pics

@_____ hilarious though also a simp (and he has cool boney forearms!)

@Albussy_Dumbledonkeykong pings me a lot, is occasionally funny

don't really like:

@FreshDavidKoresh fakecel, pretends to be a heckin based misogynist but suspiciously was always posting owls to ted and begging for her attention

hate:

every bluepilled simp who shits on incels when they themselves are a million times worse, educate yourself+do better

if you didn't make the list, try showering more and getting a better personality

@Kong-Vann and @funkykongpathianflorist have become redditalicious recently. This neighbor didn't even use any scary no no words and he's permachudded + banned. It's not ironic or to cause drama they're just jannying anything remotely offensive to libs.

I myself have had to make 10 accounts in a row because carp keeps shadowbanning me for saying BIPOC. Dark days.

Definitely DON'T do this guys!

everything's out of order, why make this change

pls put it back to the way it was @DiddyMoon @Kong-Vann @Schizo @TwoLargeSnakesMating

I suppose this mean he found the c*m

lol

!illuminati have you led this site astray?

one of the other stragmins (carp) banned this guy for being a nazi. however, because of my sheer power, cunning, and intelligence, they can't help but assign blame to me! I don't even have to use my mop to get weirdo wingcucks seething at me

QRD on heymoon?

>all jannys bow to him

>chuds fear him, pass stories around of his jewpeepee

>out effortposts leftoids

>over 200 IQ

>connections to all major governments

>wanted by the FBI, mossad protects him

>loved and respected by normalchads

>hated by weirdos

I don't know where to complain about this @Kong-Vann

the nightmare is over

@KONG_BANE_MARSEY THINK THE LITTLE WAVING FLAGS ARE FETCH. HOW DO @KONG_BANE_MARSEY KEEP IT ONCE BARDFRIEND'S 1-DAY CHUDMMER OF LOVE EXPIRES? IF THEY'RE HATS IMO THEY SHOULD BE 10DC LIKE THE XMAS HAT. JUST A THOUGHT.

BLACK TRANS LIVES MATTER AND @KONG_BANE_MARSEY STANDS WITH MY FRIENDS IN ISRAEL DEATH TOO PALESTINE KONG_BANE_MARCY SAY THIS AS A FEMINIST ALLY

some people disappeared idk who

felt more parasocial before, more cliquey with powerusers on groomercord

awards were used way more

fewer chuds then, they used too be mocked relentlessly so the site felt felt very much like reddit at times

furry rights are human rights

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TRANS LIVES MATTER

I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to say. Over the last night, I had an epiphany - rDrama simply isn't ready for the kind of drama I was revealing. It would be like giving whiskey to a toddler - although it is a drink a lot of people like, to a toddler it could be deadly.

To those of you who know (and voted) - I ask you to keep this secret. I have given you a great gift, please do not waste it.

God help us all.

Wearing a glove to cover up his cac fingers

Also, he looks fat tbqh

!friendsofmimwee

Last 5 months were probably the least productive of my entirely life. On the verge of quitting my job and going on some sort of sabbatical just because I dgaf anymore. Not sure if severe burnout or just SAD, but its fricking me up hard.

This is pretty boring but it's also annoying getting pung about it on groomercord, so I'll just come out ahead of it.

• So byo was recently made a stragmin

• Two days ago, I saw that he chudded someone for saying that he was a bad janny and his dog was ugly or some shit, so I unchudded the person. I got an annoyed response in DMs

• then he chudded another person for making a benign statement about trump, i asked him why he chudded the person and he got defensive

• finally, I unpinned one of his lame musicposts to make room for dramaposting. idk if he cares about that tho

• i forgot about it but it seems he is still seething at me for these two modactions and tiny piece of critique, because he repeatedly pung me on groomercord

• asked about it on the janny slack (yes there is a slack for jannies) and aevann said that he cucked him

HeyMoon wins, HeyMoon always wins

Q. Who the frick is @Justbyo393

A. Some guy that barely posts on the site but is a pretty big deal on the groomercord for some reason, he has a dog named hank and that's pretty much it.

Who won? HeyMoon or Byo?

Aevann won - 34 votes