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you don't enjoy walking simulators brother
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Pilgrimage to Mecca simulator when?
MBS could fund it
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You must point
controller to mecca and pray 
daily. Allah 
deletes save file if alcohol 
detected
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Use a camera to ensure the player does his 5 daily prayers. We got a GOTY on our hands
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Controller explodes if touched by foid
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You have to kill apostate Hindus on the way
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I can't even get 3 hours into alleged Reddit masterpieces like Witcher 3, God of War and Last of Us 1, imagine buying this and playing it.
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I bought this on release day and played it every day for like a month. Then one day, I just stopped and realized how unfun it was.
Picked it up again last week to finish it off. The PS5 upgrade is gorgeous but the gameplay is beyond garbage, borderline trolling territory.
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Someday soon
vidya 
overlords will 
trick 
neets into working 
through a portable VR simulator
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How tf do you play a game every day for a month and a) not beat it b) only realize it's unfun after the fact?
Anyways, Hideo Kojima's Euro Truck Simulator: Stalker is sick and you're wrong. Very chill podcast game. Good memes. Pro-natalist, acephobic politics. Plus it caused a bunch of game journo seethe.
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Kojimbo fanbussies
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It's okay to relax, some games are just operating on different wavelengths.
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So this is why the gaming industry has gone to shit
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Heh, I don’t like critically acclaimed games. That’s the price of having a superior intellect.
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if you couldn't get 3 hours in to witcher 3 then...i think maybe you just don't like video games.
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W3 is lame as frick if you've played Dragon Age
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the first dragon age is lame if you've played literally any other game
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your usual takes are so r-slurred and yet THIS is what im unironically sneeding about
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Incel-like behaviour.
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Morrigan will be my first sexbot
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gentle reminder that the first dragon age game trailer featured Marilyn Manson's "This is the new shit" as the song
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Tbh someone calling the first dragon age bad is good evidence they're just r-slurred.
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it is an exceptionally mid game. it's not even that difficult.
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You're lucky this is the internet. You'd likely get stabbed saying that shit irl.
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KotOR and Mass Effect 1 both did the character interactions better (and both look better). Jade Empire probably did too, but I haven't played that. Witcher 1 is just a better version of the combat system focused on one person rather than a group. As far as being an RPG, there's tons of fantasy games that are better for autism character building/rpg stuff. It's so mid I have to assume it's lots of people's first fantasy RPG if they love it.
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R-slur tier take
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Divinity: Original Sin >>> Dragon Age
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divinity.
destiny is a shooty game dingus!
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fixed, just watched that stupid keffals video and my brain went mush
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Both games lame as frick if you've played Gauntlet Legends
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Curious about your opinion on the other DA games
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they were both so much better than the first one.
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Good troll
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lol
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lol means
literally objectively legit 
right
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Sure
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Bruh
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DA:O is just bad W1
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W1 is unplayable Polish garbage
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this mf got lost in the swamp
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I played both. Both are masterpieces.
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Dragon Age seems like an RPG for people too dumb for RPGs
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Origins or the bad ones? Because origins was awesome.
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Ok then what do you like (besides playing with your peepee)
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Fallout 4
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Fallout 4 was shit
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I was gonna say fallout 76 but wasnt sure if we were counting mmorpgs.
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Never played Witcher 3 (and only got half way through the first one), but God of War 2018 was a fun action game. The Last of Us wasn’t anything great gameplay-wise but the story was good.
Back to OP's theme, I still haven't beaten Horizon: Zero Dawn. The gameplay is fun but the world and story and are meh. I thought maybe it was because I didn’t appreciate open world games as much anymore, but I played and beat Ghost of Tsushima and Elden Ring since the last time I played Horizon.
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'story driven' games are just pretentious slogs. If you want to tell a story, write a book - or preferably don't write at all if you actually think a medium where the audience controls the characters is appropriate for sophisticated storytelling.
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witcher 2 is better
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I’m hoping for the Witcher 4 to be released this decade
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He just made it as an excuse to hang out with cletus and armin miewes. Dude wants to be hollywood so bad.](/i/l.webp)
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Maads is a kino machine. I would hang with him
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Not to frick with Anthony Hopkins, but Maads was best Hannibal.
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Also played the best James Bond villain, at least from the modern ones
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Him and David Cage both wish anyone in Hollywood would call them back, but unfortunately their writing is too bad for even a CW YA capeshit gig
G*mers need some standards
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David Cage is at least so bad at writing that it becomes funny
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He could unironically hack it as a comedy writer if he stayed doing exactly what he's doing and didn't lean into it.
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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he doesn't even make games. he makes
interactive movies 
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Least indulgent Japanese game developer
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He played a game for three years and called it an atrocity. Top tier cope neighbor
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Nooo stop it sucks keeps playing
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I played it for a month after release, picked it up last week and finished it last night
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Yeah, and it was good motherlover.
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No, it was awful
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I liked death stranding because wandering around in the wilderness traversing natural obstacles and carrying weight is what I do for my job. I was intrigued by the backpack and carry mechanics bc it’s very similar to an ALICE pack frame and I was inspired to make a mule tape and platform mod to my frame to facilitate some carry options but it doesn’t distribute your weight evenly to your hips thr further out you carry.
So the game is p realistic. The general unsettling kojima weirdness was good too
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Wtf is your job? Supplying sovereign citizen homesteads?
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Frick sovereign citizens. Cringey entitled anarchist r-slurs.
I’m an arborist ranger for the us forest service
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Don’t worry I take my oath to uphold and defend the constitution I swore seriously
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Hey, I kicked some rocks on a trail again!
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Darn that sounds cool as heck. So you go around and chop down trees for the government or what?
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No not like landscaping arborists. We survey and study trees and plants and help the environment and predict trends and also tend to the land in my particular area of responsibility to prevent flooding, disease or overinterference from humans
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Sounds sick, what part of the country do work in
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NH, white mountain national forest, belknaps and lakes region are my aor
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Looks beautiful, sounds like a pretty ideal job brah. I'd like to work outside in the wildy
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I will cut down bristlecone pines and you cannot stop me
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That’s disappointing. Trees are our friends :(
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Not those worthless old rotten looking ones in the rockies, dirty bristlecones.
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They ain’t around here much but the few I’ve seen around a few spots look like dragons and are cool
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Which was your favorite r-slurred line? Princess beach? I'm not that fragile?
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Lea Seydoux please punch me in the face
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She got old woman hands
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That's actually a plot point.
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Do gaymers really? This is worst than a soap opera.
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This was written by a very neurodivergent Japanese guy obsessed with Hollywood
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I've been playing MGS5 for like six years. Credits rolled and everything and I have no idea if I beat it. I just keep playing hoping for an ending.
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I got bad news for you...
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Good, nice post to print and wipe my butt with it later on. I believe dedicated people can write a shitton like those/make fake researches, put up 2+2 and make it seem like legit stuff, yeah?
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I really enjoyed Death Stranding
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Great job, cute twink, You're now qualified to drive the amazon van. Shift starts tomorrow morning, sharp.
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I unironically enjoyed the gameplay quite a lot, but the story is absolutely r-slurred. Should've skipped all that crap with Higgs and Fragile and the Extinction Entity(?????) and just been about Sam going on a long trip across the US and gaining his faith back in humanity by connecting people and then seeing how they help eachother (both in gameplay with the multiplayer stuff and narratively with all the stuff the people in the cities and bunkers do for eachother).
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I liked the Prologue with his father
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Best walk I ever went on.
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u know u can just run away from the bosses and the game counts it as a wine right?
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Yeah thats what I did lol
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