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Took me 3 years to beat this game. Holy frick Kojima should be arrested for this atrocity

FRICK YOU HIDEOUS KOJIMBO

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I can't even get 3 hours into alleged Reddit masterpieces like Witcher 3, God of War and Last of Us 1, imagine buying this and playing it.

:#marseylaugh:

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Ok then what do you like (besides playing with your peepee)

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Fallout 4

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Fallout 4 was shit

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I was gonna say fallout 76 but wasnt sure if we were counting mmorpgs.

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I bought this on release day and played it every day for like a month. Then one day, I just stopped and realized how unfun it was.

Picked it up again last week to finish it off. The PS5 upgrade is gorgeous but the gameplay is beyond garbage, borderline trolling territory.

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Someday soon :marseysoon: vidya :marseymeowth: overlords will :schopenmarsey: trick :marseyumbreon: neets into working :marseylifting: through a portable VR simulator

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How tf do you play a game every day for a month and a) not beat it b) only realize it's unfun after the fact?

Anyways, Hideo Kojima's Euro Truck Simulator: Stalker is sick and you're wrong. Very chill podcast game. Good memes. Pro-natalist, acephobic politics. Plus it caused a bunch of game journo seethe.

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>Bro the game is fun if you dont have to pay full attention while playing

Kojimbo fanbussies

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>Nooo I need muh hyperstimulus :!soycry:

It's okay to relax, some games are just operating on different wavelengths.

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So this is why the gaming industry has gone to shit

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Heh, I don’t like critically acclaimed games. That’s the price of having a superior intellect.

:#soyjakanimeglasses:

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>implying critcs opinion on things is objective. video game critics at that.

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if you couldn't get 3 hours in to witcher 3 then...i think maybe you just don't like video games.

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W3 is lame as frick if you've played Dragon Age

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the first dragon age is lame if you've played literally any other game

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your usual takes are so r-slurred and yet THIS is what im unironically sneeding about

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>Getting mad over someone dunking on your favourite dating sim

Incel-like behaviour.

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:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Morrigan will be my first sexbot

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gentle reminder that the first dragon age game trailer featured Marilyn Manson's "This is the new shit" as the song

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Tbh someone calling the first dragon age bad is good evidence they're just r-slurred.

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it is an exceptionally mid game. it's not even that difficult.

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You're lucky this is the internet. You'd likely get stabbed saying that shit irl.

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KotOR and Mass Effect 1 both did the character interactions better (and both look better). Jade Empire probably did too, but I haven't played that. Witcher 1 is just a better version of the combat system focused on one person rather than a group. As far as being an RPG, there's tons of fantasy games that are better for autism character building/rpg stuff. It's so mid I have to assume it's lots of people's first fantasy RPG if they love it.

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R-slur tier take

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Divinity: Original Sin >>> Dragon Age

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divinity.

destiny is a shooty game dingus!

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fixed, just watched that stupid keffals video and my brain went mush

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:marseyagreefast:

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Both games lame as frick if you've played Gauntlet Legends

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Curious about your opinion on the other DA games

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they were both so much better than the first one.

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Good troll

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lol

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lol means :quote: literally objectively legit :quote: right

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Sure

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Bruh

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DA:O is just bad W1

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W1 is unplayable Polish garbage

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this mf got lost in the swamp

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I played both. Both are masterpieces.

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Dragon Age seems like an RPG for people too dumb for RPGs

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Origins or the bad ones? Because origins was awesome.

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Never played Witcher 3 (and only got half way through the first one), but God of War 2018 was a fun action game. The Last of Us wasn’t anything great gameplay-wise but the story was good.

Back to OP's theme, I still haven't beaten Horizon: Zero Dawn. The gameplay is fun but the world and story and are meh. I thought maybe it was because I didn’t appreciate open world games as much anymore, but I played and beat Ghost of Tsushima and Elden Ring since the last time I played Horizon.

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'story driven' games are just pretentious slogs. If you want to tell a story, write a book - or preferably don't write at all if you actually think a medium where the audience controls the characters is appropriate for sophisticated storytelling.

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witcher 2 is better

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I’m hoping for the Witcher 4 to be released this decade

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