Buried within FFVII's text files is a bizarre unused sequence in which Cloud follows one of the Honeybee Inn's hostesses and awkwardly attempts to ask for her panties, cycling through increasingly strange possible ways of making the request.

Yes, this is actually real. pic.twitter.com/kWlmlVT6va

— Shinra Archaeology Department (@ShinraArch) September 25, 2024

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/annapurna-interactive-split-reportedly-caused-by-staff-concerns-over-company-direction

Assassin's Creed Shadows will now be released on 14 February 2025. While the game is feature complete, the learnings from the Star Wars Outlaws release led us to provide additional time to further polish the title. This will enable the biggest entry in the franchise to fully deliver on its ambition, notably by fulfilling the promise of our dual protagonist adventure, with Naoe and Yasuke bringing two very different gameplay styles.

We are departing from the traditional Season Pass model. All players will be able to enjoy the game at the same time on February 14 and those who preorder the game will be granted the first expansion for free.

The game will mark the return of our new releases on Steam Day 1.

Additionally, despite solid ratings (Metacritic 76) and user scores across the First Party and Epic stores (3.9/5) that reflect an immersive and authentic Star Wars universe, Star Wars Outlaws initial sales proved softer than expected. In response to player feedback, Ubisoft's development teams are currently fully mobilized to swiftly implement a series of updates to polish and improve the player experience in order to engage a large audience during the holiday season to position Star Wars Outlaws as a strong long-term performer. The game will be available on Steam on November 21.

Also Star Wars Outlaws was a flop lol.

No drama really I just wanted to post this quote from the sub

"Catherine is one of the most misogynistic games I have ever played. The premise is sexist, the characters are sexist, even the monsters are sexist.

That said, I found it really fun and I loved it"

It looks like he's stabbing a child lmao.

Also /r/games, which normally has reddit-tier opinions, is chudding out over the game.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1fohexw/ubisoft_cancels_press_previews_of_assassins_creed/

just tried playing baulders gate 3 for the first time and man literally any tutorial would have been helpful. what's an action? whats a bonus action? how often do u get to use them? it feels like a game built for people with a lot of preexisting knowledge

— Aella (@Aella_Girl) September 24, 2024

May Nu-Respawn and the R*pex Legends developers never touch this franchise again

With the recent announcement of Ubislop dropping their presentation on Butt Creed Swarthy Edition in Japan, I took a trip to a subreddit of people without standards to check how they were handling it. As these people not only play, but actively look forward to Ubishit games, they are accustomed to advanced coping methods:

https://old.reddit.com/r/assassinscreed/comments/1fohi0l/ubisoft_has_reportedly_now_backed_out_of/

https://old.reddit.com/r/assassinscreed/comments/1fo8ydg/ubisoft_has_cancelled_their_plans_for_tgs/

Apparently the new Starshit game isn't performing well and there is talk of a corporate takeover (if anyone has info on this, I'll pin your comment). These items among others are being blamed for the seeming delay of the next game, and discussion of a certain Black samurai is banned, so that couldn't possibly have anything to do with it.

Some of my favorite comments:

Well with the doodoo butt release of Star Wars Outlaws and their stock going down it'd be in their best interest to actually make this game good lmao they need a W cause they've been taking Ls up the butt

I didn't get the game at release, so I imagine things have changed in the first two weeks, but I'd really like to know why people think Outlaws is a bad game

Story's good, gameplay's fun, visuals are absolutely gorgeous... I just can't understand where all that negativity comes from

Admitting to this may be more embarrassing than admitting to being an Butt Creed fan

anyone who has played Outlaws knows its actually a darn good game. the world is stunning. its like living in Star Wars

I saw one gameplay video showing the protagonist doing a takedown on a stormtrooper by punching him in his armored helmet and knocking him out...with her bare hands.

Yeah the world is pretty but the gameplay just looks dumb, like they shoehorned in mechanics without actually making them fit in the world

Guessing you've never seen a single piece of Star Wars media if her punching helmets with her fists is a problem 😂 lemme guess, you're gonna move the goalpost and all of a sudden, it made sense in the movies, clone wars, etc.

Thanks for the reminder that Star Wars is just a shit franchise in general.

If it needs a delay then fair enough

Just means I'll have more time for Dragon Age I guess lol

It's like all these people want to do is play terrible games…

Oh great… awesome news. This game is literally what I'm most excited for this year, specially with college massacring me. And now apparently they're gonna fricking delay it. Incredible. Does wonders for my will power. First Mirage is delayed for months, now this. I'm gonna lose my mind.

Ahhhh I have to wait an extra month to play my boring, buggy game that's a palette swap of the last one I had to wait for! I'm literally going insane!

A delay of a few months would be ok, but I swear if it's "indefinitely delayed" or outright canceled, I'm going after all the fricking grifters that pushed them to do this!

You cannot tell me all the negativity hasn't impacted Shadows at all!

This guy gets so angry about his vidya possibly being canceled that he starts threatening to fedpost. Everyone point and laugh!

That's uh... strange.

Unless reception is harsher in Japan that reported on?

Could it perhaps be that actual Japanese people are upset with the game and it's not just western chuds like we've been told..?

I'm sure people won't blow this out of proportion, what am I saying, this is the AC fanbase, we've not been happy since 2010

Imagine willingly playing though and discussing games for a franchise you haven't actually enjoyed in 14 years…

The most unbearable "anti woke" YouTuber you know is going to make so many videos on this

The worst part about this shitty game being delayed is that the chuds will take it as a victory!!!

They were going to showcase 3 games. XDefiant, AC and Star Wars. It was supposed to be an online presentation. It has an absolutely nothing to do with controversies and most likely technical difficulties. Even if the problems were directly related to AC (they aren't) they wouldn't not show show games already released because of them…

most likely technical difficulties

They could have got some threats form people. Ik reddit likes to pretend that Japan doesn't care about shadows but a good loud minority does.

threats

My assumption is that they don't want more backlash from the locals lol

Thats only if you believe that there is huge uproar over the game in Japan, which there isnt.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

This is just scratching the surface of the cope iceberg. If the game gets delayed, or even outright cancelled, this sub may implode on itself!

4chuds celebrate: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/689836091

Circlecope: https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1fodmn3/the_wokes_have_lost_ubisoft_finally_recognizes/

Previous thread I made some hours ago lol: https://rdrama.net/post/302855/ubisoyft-japan-has-cancelled-its-tokyo

!g*mers WON

!chuds WON

!asians WON

UBISHIT LOST

FROGS LOST

DEI-NCELS LOST

TOTAL G*MERCHVD VICTORY

《拡散希望》
日本ヘイト企業、犯罪企業で有名なUbisoftの「アサシンクリードシャドウズ」フィギュア

長崎原爆で破壊された
「片足鳥居」をモチーフにしたと思われる破壊された鳥居をフィギュアで発売。

僕は「片足の鳥居」をアメリカによる長崎原爆で破壊されたもの以外知らない。 pic.twitter.com/JIM63P8H6O

— shin (@r230614_shin) September 23, 2024

>Please spread the word

>Assassin's Creed Shadows figures from Ubisoft, a famous Japanese hate and criminal company

>A figurine of a destroyed torii gate has been released, which is believed to be based on the "One-Leg Torii" gate that was destroyed in the Nagasaki atomic bombing.

>I have never seen a "One-Legged Torii" other than the one destroyed by the American atomic bomb in Nagasaki.

!g*mers

Lol press L2 to grip the rod, you blushing little queer