With the completion of the most recent census - https://rdrama.net/post/140787/rdrama-bimonthly-census-edition - and the distribution of the 296 badges for census takers, the rDrama Census Bureau is now closed. We got a lot of really useful data from such queries as What does 4/20 mean to you? and Would you rather frick your father or murder him? How about a dog?, and we even got an answer to the age-old Rock vs. Football question. The results are no longer visible for some reason, but the badges are forever.
The department is shutting down due to badge inflation making new users feel insecure. This pains me just as much as it pains you. Probably exponentially moreso, even, because I enjoy doing the censuses because they give me attention. But it is something that has to be done. Remember to check everyone's account creation date. If they are a newer user, you may murder them in real life in minecraft with impunity. No jury would convict you, no judge would fault you. Censuses for cash may continue, but the badge era is at an end.
So long and thanks for all the insight into your shattered minds.
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Is it because you'd rather spend time doing surveys with your new friends at the other site?
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i don't wanna know what carp would poll those depraved fresks about tho ππ
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Never would I ever. Can you imagine distributing badges to a userbase with that volume holy shit
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The fact that this a hard task to you and not a 1 minute "apply badge to all people who voted x" task does not bode well for your fish of the year 2023 badge tbh
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I've been begging for that since like October 2021 neighbor
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wait you manually apply badges to everyone voting? wtf lmao
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i actually got ratelimited with this last batch, 200/hr max
i had to wait for the last hundred or so
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I'm feeling something between pity and disgust
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ratelimiting was supposed to be removed for jannies like 8 months ago but it never worked
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Actual video of
@Aevann coding this site
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I still donβt have my new years banner artist badge smdh
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yes you FRICKING DO
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But I donβt
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For... One million dramacoin!
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i can implement that for you boss: one time low low price of 4269 dc + badge.
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We got the best jannies, don't we folks
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Man idk how ineffective you were #fishpostingtheirLs
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While the idea of you doing it by hand for all 160k of those ghouls is hilarious, Iβm sure it could be automated.
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It's because the bandwidth of the janitorial staff is severely limited.
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New users should feel insecure, their badgeless profiles are disgusting
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They can always post their balls for a quick badge.
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Just gotta make sure to write carp on em first
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CERTIFIED MONSTER PEEPEE-HAVERS REPLY BELOW
NO WEE WEE PEE PEES ALLOWED
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8================D
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Bold words from a peepeelet
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I've got big hands and feet too darling, it just tracks
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Too easy
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HECK YEAH BROTHER
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8======================D π¦
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I TOLD YOU TO GO ALL IN ON NUMBER 2
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This shit was fricking rigged
Where's the ref when you need him???
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Shut up!
I'll have you know Romans associated large peepeees with barbarism, while smaller ones were associated with intelligence, maturity, culture and mental/cognitive development
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This makes no sense? Surely new users would like more opportunities to get badges?
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Yeah but if everyone has a bunch of unobtainable badges it's demoralizing for them because they'll never catch up.
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good new fakkits should kno there place π€π€
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whats the user id cut off for being a newstrag? asking for a friend
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6996 is the cut off
Weirdly, that's my id
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Darn, sorry to hear you're just barely a newstrag
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I am the first of a generation
Their messiah
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i knew bout this place but didnt sign up n missed my chance for a under 1000 id number
we can be over 2000 togther bb 
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I agree
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How did the user ID numbers work in the beginning? I don't believe there were 1065 users before me. Was there a bunch of tests or gaps or something?
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They are never catching up now either though.
With more census badges, the unobtainability gets diluted.
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just make 30 new paypig badges so they can buy them like a blizzard game
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This place is a kindergarten
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Neighbor I just want to have fun, don't rob me of it like that. Just write an if->then script to distribute the badges automatically idg why you're doing it manually
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Where do you plan on posting the glowie canary in the future, then?
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That's a feature not a bug tbh
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I still never got my cocaine badge
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geese was responsible for that one, blame him
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that requires ~5 clicks which is too much effort. you can expect your badge to arrive sometime in the next 2-3 business days
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Fair
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#1 not getting the big peepee badge is a travesty, #1 is #1 Period.
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#1 incher
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How many layoffs does this involve? Don't see that mentioned anywhere. How many thousands of engineers, marketing assistants and scrum masters are going home tonight to break the news to their families that they're now unemployed?
This is cruel and unnecessary.
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??
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I have a blackpill badge I don't remember what it was for
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I'm 0 for 2 voting this week
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Aww c'mon I forgot to vote in the peepee one
Current hyperfixation:
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Make a "census participant" badge and just display how many taken part in on it
That way only one badge no inflation
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I missed that last one.
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I don't care.
Everybody knows I've got a monster dong now.
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And nothing of value was lost
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Did neighbors really care about badges?
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What was the right answer for the choose your faction census then?
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Can you give me an AI that can write stories based on a long prompt
I couldnβt find one
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I never had coins to participate because I regularly goomble them away, so I support this.
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you dont have to remove the bimonthly census. just dont give us badges for participating
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