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I (MALE) JUST HAD S*X (STRAIGHT) WITH A WOMAN (FEMALE)!

Hey dramastrags, I'm (Lich) back from my (Lv31 btw) ban (5 days) and I (male) just wanted to let you (strags) all know that I (chad) had S*X (straight) with a woman (biological) and it was good (not bad but kinda meh tbhwyf)!

Also there is nothing you (gaywads) can do about it (me having straight s*x for real). :marseylaugh: :marseyxd: :marseyskeletor:

About the girl (female): She's (boring) about 5'7 (feet/inches) and likes long walks on the beach (we don't live near one so wtf did she mean by this) and talking (too much). Her hair is red (ginger) and her eyes are green (demon). Her chromosomes are XX (I demanded a blood test before I consented to anything) according to medical paperwork (results dated 4/29/2022, slight anemia detected). She's also smart (big brain) and gave me (receiving) some good brain (fellatio) if you know what I mean (fellatio). Shit was so cash (enjoyable, not currency)!

Anyway I'm (John) out of here (rdrama.net) and probably gonna smash (have s*x with) her (bio-foid) again tonight (from 10:30 to about 10:34p.m. Eastern Time). See you later, virgins (lol)!

Oh btw, before I dip just want to ask you all a few things I've been wondering. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any kitty? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. You are all cute twinks who should just keep yourselves safe. Thanks for listening.

:#marseychadthundercock: :#marseygigachad: :#marseyropeyourself:

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2yr ago #1835950

The 100% truth is I have never had s*x/intercourse, my peepee remains untouched but for mine own hands. I have never been a hardcore sexual maniac. I've actually been against s*x since 2013.

You are fricking psychotic if you believe in having s*x. So it makes sense my enemies are s*x maniacs. Nobody should have s*x. I'll never have s*x.

That's what you're all about and you think it's fine. Apart from a brief period of time when I was younger I have never desired/wanted to have hardcore s*x. Insert peepee into a hole - no thanks. That's disgusting and vile. No orifice. I never want to have with a woman, man, mammal or reptile or anything else.