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if yโall are witches fr can you do something to the supreme court. every day witch witch witch no material results
— NN (@GL0RYG1RL) June 25, 2022
if yโall are witches fr can you do something to the supreme court. every day witch witch witch no material results
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To think shit like sigma male are bad. Fronthole, not even once.
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Seems totally legit to me
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Well there you go, ask the babies if they prefer being ghosts and we can end the debate right now
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Critical levels of r-sluration
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Man, all these women believe they can curse people and tell the future and shitโฆ but none of them know a spell for weight loss, huh?
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Hey that's not fair. A lot of Witches are bulimic or anorexic.
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Listen, the more mass you have the more space you take up on the leyline. That means more spiritual energy for casting protection on your cat.
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THEY DON'T WANT TO, OKAY?
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the actual true answer
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They are possessed by the demon of hunger and every diet they try makes it more powerful like an albatross around their necks that gets heavier
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Reminds me of an interpretation of Stephen King's "N." where the protective circles were actually summoning circles.
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I'm gonna be honest I think it's genuinely worrisome that grown up women are believing in fricking MAGIC. Voice of reason within me keeps telling me ''they're just r-slurs on the internet, they aren't meaningful''. But I can't quite shrug it off. Here in Brazil we have what we call the ''mystic young'', which basically means a young adult (99% of the time is a foid) who keeps talking about shit like ''good vibes'', unironically believe in horoscope/zodiac signs (actually 90% of the foids here seem to believe in that shit), tarot cards and so on. I don't like to make these claims because this isn't exactly political and I don't want to sound like a schizo, but this trend is also intrinsically linked with Leftism.
This shit bothers me so much I even forgot to make an obvious unfunny joke about how C. Thomas is a HOODo priest or a witch doctor or whatever
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Likely a social response to the collapse of religion and no alternative besides consumerism.
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Women were always into that shit, heck deeply religious foids are more likely to believe in supernatural mumbo jumbo like spirits and magic. This just comes off as more r-slurred than previous iterations because online "witchcraft" is hodgepodge of random beliefs stripped of their original cultural/religious context.
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Lmao Clarence Thomas is a level 30 arch-mage, do these bitches actually think their low level spells are gonna do shit?
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Through a very shady email some anonymous insider just sent pe an excerpt of Thomas' voodoo incantations! Check THIS out!
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That's a powerful hex!
If only we knew who it was directed at...
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I fricking love this song, heck yeah
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Omg itโs just like my favourite book Harry Potter and the Order of BPD foids
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God donโt real, skydaddy r-slurs
Fat BPD foids with magical powers
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GOOD MORNING
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I'm a doodoo practitioner
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So is there anyone they can actually hex because the Taliban turned out to be too strong.
If you press them on something like a home owner association will it turn out there are HOA chud witches
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there's an extremely convenient witchcraft "rule" that says if you cast a spell on someone else it will automatically reflect and hit you three times harder
so it literally doesn't matter if they're hexing the Taliban or some random Stacey in their college, they'll be fricked either way
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what is even the benefit of being a witch meant to be then wtf, join our cult for all these useless as frick spells
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srs answer: the death of religion in Western society has left a massive spiritual void that people are trying to fill with the dumbest shit imaginable that doesn't actually require them do anything
non-srs answer: It's all larping, when I was eleven I joined a website where we all pretended to be warrior cats from a book series we liked, I image the feeling here is similar
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was the website known as deviantart? because I'm pretty sure everyone on there 15 years ago thought they were a warrior cat
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Man, I remember the serie about that serie about warrior cats, that was great.
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https://twitter.com/d_buttaz/status/1541237061742694401
Respect
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oh lawdy lord
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So dismantle the economy and impoverish the people? What did he mean by this?
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Isnโt that mostly just โMexicanโ-Americans doing that shit?
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it's just a folk saint some people pray to
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I know that thereโs a Santa Muerte cult in Mexico but itโs a small and recent development compared to more traditional invocations of death. Most of those โSanta Muerte shrinesโ and figurines on the internet are not even dedicated to her and rather theyโre just accessories representing death. The cult in Mexico is literally just some (not all) cartels as well as some edgy urban youth want to be Satanist but still like the ritual and procession of Catholicism. The actual bulk of people โprayingโ to her Mexican-Americans who want to be counter-cultural but also culturally unique.
I hate how scholars and practitioners are trying to paint this as some deep Mexican religious/Catholic tradition when it is just a grift.
@ElverGalarga as are local resident beaner you want to weigh in?
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Yeah, theyโre mostly edgy, the same as Satanists
The Santa Muerte is not an Aztec or pre-colombian ritual, there were obviously representations of death in these cultures, but they are different and only tenuously linked to Santa Muerte.
It more or less didnโt exist until a few decades ago, and thereโs no documentation of it existing prior to the 1970s.
Thereโs really no link to indigenous and especially nรกhuatl speaking peoples, this is mostly indigenous fetishism spread by chicanocels and hippy academics.
Santa Muerte worship mostly happens with delinquents and other โnacosโ, (including some immigrants to the US) I have no idea how much is genuine and how much is because people think itโs coolโkinda like Tarot or twitter witches. The majority of Mexicans would look down on it, though. Catholics certainty would.
I think a lot of Chicanos/pochos pick up cultural elements of the lower class of immigrants (because thatโs the social strata where most Mexican immigrants to the US come from) and idealize them like a funhouse mirror version of Mexican culture. Like their view of Mexico is a combination of Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn.
Thereโs been some kind of a weird push to establish syncretism in Mexican Catholic traditions, and itโs fed off of chicanocels
like Sandra Cisneros and their weird identity complex and fetishism of Native/Mexican culture without fully understanding it.
I mean, there are syncretic aspects of the culture, just that most of the shit they point to is just them retconning shit to make it sound cooler to them.
Most of the โtiesโ to pre-colombian beliefs are from the work of this chick lmao
https://www.religiousstudiesproject.com/persons/kate-kingsbury/
edit: I would add that I donโt know a single College-educated Mexican (like actual Mexican) that Iโve ever seen have anything to do with Santa Muerte, even highly religious ones.
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Tbf to the Chicanocels, just this once , most Iโve seen donโt bring up โAztec/indigenous originsโ of Santa Muerte and just treat it as a normal Satanism.
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Jesse what the frick are you talking about??
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Man, Clarence Thomas inspires so much sneed by being the most powerful black man in the US and conservative. Wokies go so woke the wrap around to just being racist.
What a legend.
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witch casts hex
Based black judge casts ar15
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Based black judge casts CIA domestic covert operation
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Clarence be like that neighbor in green mile
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Witches in USA keep taking Ls since 1692
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Sigh
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It's wild that calling the black guy on the Supreme Court a voodoo priest is considered woke and not racist, somehow. The world is legit r-slurred.
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Get with the times sweetie
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Its his culture, sweetie. You know all Black men born in Georgia who attend Yale are introduced into the hoodoo (dont use a "v", that is racist) order, right?
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wait the black dude is a slaveholder???
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Voodoo and hoodoo are apparently two different things. Voodoo is supposedly common around the Mississippi and Louisiana area while hoodoo is the general South.
I have no idea how theyโre actually different or if theyโre even real.
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I thought hoodoo was voodoo from the hood. While regular voodoo is from Haiti.
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In Haiti itโs spelled vodou or something since theyโre frog speakers. Voodoo is from NOLA to the Delta and then some, though there are apparently some connections since Port-au-Prince and New Orleans used to be connected under the French and a lot of migrants and refugees and slaves that moved to New Orleans after the revolution in Haiti.
Hoodoo is general South though Iโm not sure if itโs a religion, โwitchcraftโ or even African derived since a lot of it just general superstition similar to or seemingly from Christian culture, doesnโt help that many academics and/or white foids like to attribute anything interesting about Christian religion, superstition or folktales to paganism or witchcraft (ie Christmas trees, the Evil Eye, Shrove Tuesday, alchemy/astrology, Celtic crosses, etc.). Thereโs also many mayo and Injun practitioners in the South who do similar things so it makes African origin/witchcraft even less likely.
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Unironically if I remember right from Gabriel Knight Hoodoo is the practice of superstitious voodoo. So like a little bottle of magic oil you buy from some charlatan is the practice of hoodoo.
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I like your reasoning better
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lmfaoooooo
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it's magic, none of it is real
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Wrong.
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Of course they're real in games like Zelda and might and magic. Are you going to try and defeat Ganon by mere arrows and swords alone?
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Voodoo is the term we use in Mississippi, but Iโve never seen a legit practitioner. We do have a lot of those bottle trees, which I guess come from voodoo.
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"There's Voodoo that goes on in this city, suuuure."
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I think those trees were just people scaring away animals and people later thought it scare spirits/ghosts and later people just thought they looked nice.
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The power of Voodoo!
Hoodoo?
Youdoo.
Doo what?
Remind me of the babe
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I seem to recall that voodoo is a general religion/folklore/belief system while hoodoo is the actual cursing and whatnot, but I'm rusty on the specifics.
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And also got their BA at a private Jesuit university
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You're an idiot if you think that's woke. It's actually really racist.
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I respect the hustle
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I don't need your respect.
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I don't need your consent
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Your needs are irrelevant to me.
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Spoken like a true Borg
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You're nothing but a mindless drone.
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But you repeat yourself.
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I repeat myself because I want to make sure you understand what I'm saying.
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A timeless classic
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Wdym?
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He's a gimmickposter
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Sure but I want to know what they were sneeding about or accusing others what theyโre sneeding of.
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I'm not going to explain myself to you.
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I don't think it's actually "woke" but the fact that people in the "woke" camp don't seem to see it as obviously racist is insane.
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If you don't think it's 'woke', then you're obviously not 'woke' yourself. And if you're not 'woke', then you have no business commentating on what is or isn't 'woke'. So please, do us all a favour and just shut the frick up.
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How many times are you going to bite the bait old man
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This emoji is meant to convey that I'm not taking the bait.
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it's only racist if you don't really fear the guy
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democrats are the real racists
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